[QUOTE=GottaPost;18630240]well then let me just say that i am all about the pussy


any shape, size, color

dosn't matter. just bring it on[/QUOTE]

any condition?

[QUOTE=Stevie;18630238]haha
[i]any[/i] woman[/QUOTE]

like an old or fat woman would be like 'ooooh what a player'

an attractive woman would be like fuck off hasselhoff

[QUOTE=Stevie;18630244]any condition?[/QUOTE]

yep

[I]ANY[/I]
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I imagine Alex is all about genital warts somehow

ive been trying to decide the best way to compliment a girl's genitalia

like is it cool to be just like 'holy shit, this is fucking gorgeous. i want to put my face into it' or would that make her think i'm just w her for her vagina

girls are complicated

just mouth it while you do your thing


she'll know

yeah it's the ultimate compliment

just make sure to pull the hair out of your teeth later

yeah i suppose youre right

i guess she knows then

CHEST BUMP

need a bunch of albums to listen to today so I can kill some time and adjust my sleep right

i need to work on that too, school starts soon

have to do an allnighter today to help out at lock-in at the local student theatre

it is going to be obnoxious as fuck

yeah been doing way too many of those recently

so who's getting drunk for the HURRICANE

I want to drink absinthe with a close friend on the day of the apocalypse

so white

stuff white people like: fridge magnets with the oscar wilde quote 'only dull people are brilliant at breakfast'

badges that proclaim "I am infallible" and spell the word infallible wrong

[QUOTE=Haz;18630274]I want to drink absinthe with a close friend on the day of the apocalypse

so white[/QUOTE]

just drinking cheap ass beer now

i have a badge that says 'UNIQUE' that i got from... what's that famous art gallery in paris that isn't the louvre... it's modern, got all pipes and shit all over it... lucian freud exhibit was there about a year or so ago

centre pompidou renzo piano

cut myself with an amazingly sharp knife like an hour and a half ago and still haven't clotted properly

stupid enchanted knife

what's a 'lock in' all about

that's the one

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18630288]what's a 'lock in' all about[/QUOTE]

when they lock you in to a drinking establishment after hours

they don't really lock you in anymore, generally anyway

it's all lock out up here

so is the idea to just like drink a whole bunch

[QUOTE=Deth;18630287]cut myself with an amazingly sharp knife like an hour and a half ago and still haven't clotted properly

stupid enchanted knife[/QUOTE]

+3 dagger

+1488 har har

Jason's short blade skill rose to 666

the most satan skill level

My dorm's toilet is really loud. Have discovered the many benefits of peeing in the sink.