[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]wtf viking?


is this just another made up rant or what?[/QUOTE]

No, it's seriously 100% true, I don't freaking know what happened.... it just kinda did happen... I don't even know what it was about... I know some kids who he hangs out with them, including a kid I've known since like Elementary School, so needless to say I asked him what it was about, and he doesn't even know.

:rolleyes:

In other news, I'm in Eggo's boat now. I worked out for the first time in a while today and the soreness is a-comin'.

Thats very strange. I dont know what to make of it. Do you know if the kid does coke or heroine? That could be your answer.

I'm not really sure, he probably does for all I know. He's part of the, "V-Dub Club," which is this group of kids who think they're a gang because they drive "pimped-out" VW's...

so his whipped his dingy out!!



no friggin way! If a dude did that to me, he wouldn't have n00ts left

Yeah man, but I was kinda caught off gaurd, plus I'm not really into physical violence unless things get out of hand (I think rubbing ball-sweat on someone is out of hand).

When he whipped it out, you should have said "come back once puberty catches up with you".

[QUOTE=CocaineAndCrucifixes]When he whipped it out, you should have said "come back once puberty catches up with you".[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, that would have been amazing.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Yeah man, but I was kinda caught off gaurd, plus I'm not really into physical violence unless things get out of hand (I think rubbing ball-sweat on someone is out of hand).[/QUOTE]


so he wiped ball sweat on you!!

Jesus christ man!


That fukker would be DEAD. Im saying down, with a cracked head, in a puddle of blood kind of dead

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]so he wiped ball sweat on you!!

Jesus christ man!


That fukker would be DEAD. Im saying down, with a cracked head, in a puddle of blood kind of dead[/QUOTE]

No, he was going to put his hand in his pants to do so, and that's when I got up and hit him.

Jesus. Most people grow out of that when they're 8.

Frankly, I'm surprised you didn't just give him a sucker punch to the balls and see how tough he acts then.

Frankly, I'm surprised Vikingcore didn't just make a thread about this in the Pit and spared us.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Jesus. Most people grow out of that when they're 8.

Frankly, I'm surprised you didn't just give him a sucker punch to the balls and see how tough he acts then.[/QUOTE]

Haha, yeah... the funniest part of it all was the fact that he [B]PUNCHED ME ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD[/B].

[QUOTE=Cain]Frankly, I'm surprised Vikingcore didn't just make a thread about this in the Pit and spared us.[/QUOTE]

Story threads are always boring.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Haha, yeah... the funniest part of it all was the fact that he [B]PUNCHED ME ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD[/B].



Story threads are always boring.[/QUOTE]
That must have looked [B]SO[/B] awkward.

[QUOTE=CocaineAndCrucifixes]When he whipped it out, you should have said "come back once puberty catches up with you".[/QUOTE]

If you wanted to be truly scathing, "Is that it? Christ, a Ken doll is better hung than that."

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]No, he was going to put his hand in his pants to do so, and that's when I got up and hit him.[/QUOTE]




i dont know man...



I was taught at an early age not to put up with sh!t like that. I guess i should give ya props for handleing it the way you did.

[QUOTE=CocaineAndCrucifixes]That must have looked [B]SO[/B] awkward.[/QUOTE]

Especially since I'm 6'4".

[quote=Steerpike]
If you wanted to be truly scathing, "Is that it? Christ, a Ken doll is better hung than that."[/quote]

:lol: he probably would've flipped out about that.
[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]I was taught at an early age not to put up with sh!t like that. I guess i should give ya props for handleing it the way you did.[/QUOTE]

I don't like hitting people, my older brother (ten years older than me) used to beat me up on a regular basis from fifth grade into nineth grade before we got him institutionalized.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]I'm not really sure, he probably does for all I know. He's part of the, "V-Dub Club," which is this group of kids who think they're a gang because they drive "pimped-out" VW's...[/QUOTE]


What the hell is VW's?

I dont know what I would do if someone did that to me.

Volkswagons.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Volkswagons.[/QUOTE]

I see. Those cars arent "pimp" or whatever these wiggers call it now a days.


I wonder what the reaction in the pit would be like if they heard this.

So this new girl got hired at work last night. I was going to put down some mack.





















Then I found out she is a lesbian :(

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]I see. Those cars arent "pimp" or whatever these wiggers call it now a days.


I wonder what the reaction in the pit would be like if they heard this.[/QUOTE]

Should I post it?

[QUOTE=guitrguy]So this new girl got hired at work last night. I was going to put down some mack.





















Then I found out she is a lesbian :([/QUOTE]


Thats tough. Thry to find another lesbian/bi chick to work there.


[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Should I post it?[/QUOTE]

If you want. Im sure you would get some interesting responses.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Especially since I'm 6'4".



:lol: he probably would've flipped out about that.


I don't like hitting people, my older brother (ten years older than me) used to beat me up on a regular basis from fifth grade into nineth grade before we got him institutionalized.[/QUOTE]


ive gotten into about 20 fights man.



I also have a bigger brother that would beat the tar out of us. I learned at THAT moment, that hes really the only person i have to DEAL with on that kind of level.


When it would come time to get into a physical, non-sexual altercation, I knew I was going in a loaded deck


If you'd look at me in real life, you might not see me as that TYPE of person.


You're right tho, fights are pretty pointless, but in this case, it would have been warranted

No bringing in another lesbian chick would be bad, because then I would have watch them get together. I'll standing in the corner thinking to myself "I want some"

[QUOTE=guitrguy]No bringing in another lesbian chick would be bad, because then I would have watch them get together. I'll standing in the corner thinking to myself "I want some"[/QUOTE]


True. A Bi chick then. This way when shes getting busy with the lesbian, she'll want you also.

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]True. A Bi chick then. This way when shes getting busy with the lesbian, she'll want you also.[/QUOTE]
True... But the lesbian chick has got to be down for it too though.

[QUOTE=guitrguy]No bringing in another lesbian chick would be bad, because then I would have watch them get together. I'll standing in the corner thinking to myself "I want some"[/QUOTE]



turn her man. You could do it :thumb:














:lol:

[QUOTE=guitrguy]True... But the lesbian chick has got to be down for it too though.[/QUOTE]


Drug her, then screw her. She'll realise what she is missing and become straight (possible, but most unlikely). If you could turn her, you would be a god of some sorts.

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]Drug her, then screw her. She'll realise what she is missing and become straight (possible, but most unlikely). If you could turn her, you would be a god of some sorts.[/QUOTE]
Haahaha, Ill show her how a real man is.:naughty:

Is she a hot lesbian?

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]Is she a hot lesbian?[/QUOTE]
Hell yes, otherwise I wouldn't be so disappointed.

u should ask her how long shes be lesbo...




im fascinated by carpet lickers

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]u should ask her how long shes be lesbo...




im fascinated by carpet lickers[/QUOTE]

:lol: but how do you know she has a carpet?




Pics please and how did you find out she was a lesbian?

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]u should ask her how long shes be lesbo...




im fascinated by carpet lickers[/QUOTE]
I will, But I don't like being that blunt so im going to have ease inot the question. If its not along time then I may still have a chance,

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]:lol: but how do you know she has a carpet?




Pics please and how did you find out she was a lesbian?[/QUOTE]



i didnt. I prefer wood floors :lol:

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]i didnt. I prefer wood floors :lol:[/QUOTE]

So do I.


NP: Sonata Arctica - 8th commandment

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]I see. Those cars arent "pimp" or whatever these wiggers call it now a days.[/QUOTE]

Volkswagons [i]are[/i] some of the coolest cars out there. But it's a shame that the wiggers have managed to latch onto them in whatever area Vikingcore lives :-(

Where else can you find a car that's faster than a Ferrari Enzo for less than a 10th of the price of an Enzo? :D

[url]http://www.streetracersonline.com/articles/hpar32/[/url]

Besides, they co-own Porsche and Lamborghini with Audi...Which automatically make them even cooler.

Hatchbacks \m/

[QUOTE=Cain]:rolleyes:

In other news, I'm in Eggo's boat now. I worked out for the first time in a while today and the soreness is a-comin'.[/QUOTE]

Heh, after the third session, I felt a lot better. Lifting is a nice thing indeed :-)

i think VWs should be illegal to drive unless you are a hot chick



if you a dude, or an ugly chick, they would be confiscated, and given to hot chicks



/only people that should be driving VWs

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]i think VWs should be illegal to drive unless you are a hot chick



if you a dude, or an ugly chick, they would be confiscated, and given to hot chicks



/only people that should be driving VWs[/QUOTE]

wtf is wrong with you :-\

my first car is going to be an r32 probably :-\

seriously man :-\

how can you say this is a girl's car :-\

[url]http://www.skylinemodels.co.uk/images/Gallery/Gallery%20Images/r32.jpg[/url]

that's pure RALLY right there >:[