[QUOTE=Steerpike]You mean the random facts like

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris does not go hunting, because hunting implies to probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris regularly gives blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.[/QUOTE]
Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer, too bad he never cried.
Good times.. Anyone have any Porcupine Tree on vinyl? I feel like asking random questions to spark conversations.

Chuck Norris, Walker, Texas Ranger; is there more to life?

chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he's never cried.
if you can see chuck norris, he can see you. if you CAN'T see chuck norris, you may be seconds away from death.

didn't the somethingawful goons come up with those?

[QUOTE=PinkFreud]
didn't the somethingawful goons come up with those?[/QUOTE]

I remember there was a Vin Deisel random fact generator, so I figured that it was something like that.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe and instead requests a handgun and a bucket.

Mary had a little lamb, then Mr T ate it.

Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f[size=2]u[/size]ck down.

Mr T started up a psychic hotline and answered every caller with "My prediction? I predict pain!" He then tracked them down and beat them up in person because Mr T is never wrong.

where do you get these?

vin diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

:lol:

Mr.T says: Treat your mother right. One of the few true classic songs to emerge from the mind of Mr. T

/hums the A team theme song.

[QUOTE=Aw3someman]where do you get these?[/QUOTE]

Do a Google search on "random chuck norris facts". Or substitute Chuck Norris for Vin Diesel or Mr T.

Anyway, gentlemen, I must be off. Until next time, I leave you with this web page for hours of merriment.

[url]http://www.seanbaby.com/super.htm[/url]

My favorite one is "Vin Diesel can divide by zero".

Hahaha, there's a por[font=verdana]n[/font] advertisement in Steerpike's link.

EDIT: Hah, it went away. Now it's just "adult community." I love those links.

As for where we find these: they're all over the place. Some I made up substituting Mr. T/Vin Diesel/Chuck Norris with my own name, which is wayyyyyyy more fun if you don't take yourself seriously.

NP: Amit's song (still)

[QUOTE=Jom]Hahaha, there's a por[font=verdana]n[/font] advertisement in Steerpike's link.

EDIT: Hah, it went away. Now it's just "adult community." I love those links.
[/QUOTE]

I was like wtf, I thought the Super Friends were friendly. (no pun intended) Then I saw that one of the members of the Legion of Doon is known by the moniker "Drinking Game"

[QUOTE]Some I made up substituting Mr. T/Vin Diesel/Chuck Norris with my own name, which is wayyyyyyy more fun if you don't take yourself seriously.[/QUOTE]

Or Jason.

Haha, adult ads.

Google won't search for Mr. T because it knows you don't find Mr. T, he finds you.
Mr. T walked in front of a speeding bus. Needless to say, he was charged with 7 counts of manslaughter.
Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
Before Mr.T was born there were only 25 letters in the alphabet.

Hay guys

today I bought:

Jimi Hendrix - First Rays of the New Rising Sun
Paul Chambers - Chambers' Music
Blackalicious - Blazing Arrow (I've been critical of them, but I do kinda like them; if I could find one of their albums for cheap I would buy it, and I did)
Miles Davis - On The Corner
Thelonious Monk with John Coltrane - s/t

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Hay guys

today I bought:

Jimi Hendrix - First Rays of the New Rising Sun
Paul Chambers - Chambers' Music
Blackalicious - Blazing Arrow (I've been critical of them, but I do kinda like them; if I could find one of their albums for cheap I would buy it, and I did)
Miles Davis - On The Corner
Thelonious Monk with John Coltrane - s/t[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a very musical day for you. I just ordered:

Amon Amarth - Fate of Norns
Agalloch - The Mantle

Both should be in on Tuesday, so I'm very excited for them.

Also, just to add to the swarm...

Chuck Norris ate a Taco Bell Burrito once. Approximately 12 hours later he gave birth to who many followers call the reincarnation of the Buddha.

Heh, That Website is great.

damn
I should really be leaving, some friends of mine are exspecting me somewhere in a few minutes.

but here I still am, drinking a beer and browsing MX :lol:

[QUOTE=the2stranger]damn
I should really be leaving, some friends of mine are exspecting me somewhere in a few minutes.

but here I still am, drinking a beer and browsing MX :lol:[/QUOTE]
It's Illegal how addictive this place is.

[QUOTE=Doctor Night V.2.0]It's Illegal how addictive this place is.[/QUOTE]

Amen. Cocaine for the mind and two hands.

/Stays on MX

[QUOTE=Jom]Yeah, those things. Hahaha.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' sidekick on Walker Texas Ranger isn't black, he's bruised.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris fought a pirate once. It was close but the pirate won. Chuck has been in a state of chronic depression ever since.

And so on down the line.

The Chuck Norris ones are best, followed by Vin Diesel (some of which are carbon-copies of Chuck Norris, regrettably), followed by Mr. T.[/QUOTE]

None can beat these two imo:

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

A girl once broke Chuck Norris' heart, in return he broke her neck.

I like the Mr T ones better.

isn't one of the Mr T one's about him and Chuck Norris sparring and causing the big bang?

[QUOTE=Josh]isn't one of the Mr T one's about him and Chuck Norris sparring and causing the big bang?[/QUOTE]
I can't remember I only remember like one or two.
My favourite is
"23. That's how many fools Mr T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentance."

[QUOTE=Josh]isn't one of the Mr T one's about him and Chuck Norris sparring and causing the big bang?[/QUOTE]
I think it was "Mr T and Chuck Norris once had a fight. There were no survivors." or summin' like that.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

heh, i like those ones.

When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.

Mr. T can walk on water. He can also walk on fire. His preference however, is to walk on fools.

When asked for his thoughts on vegetarians, Mr. T said: “If god didn’t want us to eat animals he wouldn’t have made them out of meat…Fool.”

Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday. :lol:

Chuck Norris let the dogs out. He has yet released a public apology for his actions.

Chuck Norris creates global warming everytime he works out.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. :lol:

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the [COLOR="silver"]f[/COLOR]uck down.

I can't.stop.doing it.

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During deer hunting season, Vin straps headlights to his shoulders and sprints down the highway.

Vin Diesel doesn't use sunblock; the sun wears Vinblock.

Vin Diesel was Gepetto's side project. He was granted his humanity by a lonely fairy, who, after a breathtaking night with Vin's wooden member, was more than happy to grant Vin his wish.
With his newfound strength, he ripped off Gepetto's mustache because he thought it looked "kind of gay". WTF?! :lol::lol:

ahahahah :lol:
I love these, I bring them up out of the blue and everyone looks at me funny.

I think one of the best was in the movie I bought...actual Chuck Norris quote here:

"*picks up old asian guy* You shouldn't have started with a punch. An elbow would have been better *turns, elbows a guy through a glass window*"

[QUOTE]And are you sure your lady isn't just trying to lure you away from us and into the bed? I doubt she's actually scared...[/QUOTE]

and you were right. :p

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.