Wow, I had written litterally 5 paragraphs and I accidentally clicked "paste" instead of "copy" and now it's all gone. Someone else can do it.


Edit: Tracklisting is


1. The Ballad of Icecream
2. Vegans are Pu[size=2]s[/size]sies
3. Straight Edge is a Fu[size=2]c[/size]king Joke
4. It's Raining Icecream
5. Icecream Bombs


Lyrics are on the myspace and good luck finding the second track. Neeshee and my girlfriend are the only one's who have it.

I have a fake grind band called The Giggly Cupcake Massacre. I do vocals and play (acoustic) guitar. We're br00tal grind/hardcore/emo/experimental/shoegaze.

We're re-recording because all the other stuff was recorded with drum mics and I screamed into a snare drum mic...my vocals sound like absolute crap. :lol:

We had a gig (we improv everything, except lyrics...I wrote those) and I kept shouting stop until everyone in the place was looking at me. We stopped in the middle of a song and I was just like,

"HEY! YOU! [/points to random person in the crowd] Get your cell phone and call Triple A."

The dude was like, "Uhhhh...why?"

I was like, "BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A SERIOUS BREAKDOWN!"

And we improved a wicked generic breakdown.

JUG JUG BEEEEEEEEE JUG JUG JUGJUGJUG BEEEEDEEEE.

I'll keep you guys posted.

-Gav

hahaha that track is a masterpiece.

EDIT: fake grind bands own.

Grind lyrics make my balls hurt.

Scrotum Grinder? lololol

Yeah grind lyrics suck...I basically just write goofy crap. We do it for fun and for kicks and everyone here knows it...I mean, when your lyrics are,

Peanut butter, jelly, and a baseball bat

You know you're a grind band...we did a cover of that song.

-Gav

Haha, the other day cbmartinez posted lyrics to Cattle Decapitation songs and they just talked about smashing your nuts with hammers or something.

[Quote]"HEY! YOU! [/points to random person in the crowd] Get your cell phone and call Triple A."

The dude was like, "Uhhhh...why?"

I was like, "BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A SERIOUS BREAKDOWN!"

And we improved a wicked generic breakdown.

JUG JUG BEEEEEEEEE JUG JUG JUGJUGJUG BEEEEDEEEE.

I'll keep you guys posted.

-Gav[/Quote]
haaahahah

grind lyrics are hilarious. I remember Nacho made this thread on grind lyrics and we kept making grind songs up.

Would you like to have your gonads smashed by a ball peen hammer?

Those are seriously some of the best lyrics I've ever read no joke. It takes a real lyrical genius to be able to repulse me like that, the dude has an amazing vocabulary and he makes alot of it rhyme too.

grind lyrics are the epitome of human vileness.

My friend has a Cattle Decapitation shirt...it's like

Try our world famous humans!

Scorched
Fried
Mutilated
Crushed
Ground

etc. etc. it lists a bunch of crap like that...so metal. \m/

There's some grind band that says like,

"Real men don't blow loads on Jane Doe...they GRIND THEM IN!"

I think, anyway...I forget who.

-Gav

[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5995556455415798282&q=tunak+tunak&pl=true[/url]

Eggo roffles...that's so cheesy.

India rules.

-Gav

[QUOTE=deadohiosky9]grind lyrics are the epitome of human vileness.[/QUOTE]

Agreed.

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass][url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5995556455415798282&q=tunak+tunak&pl=true[/url]

Eggo roffles...that's so cheesy.

India rules.

-Gav[/QUOTE]

hahahaha i'm indian.

Do you dance like that and stuff? If so, you > all.

-Gav

hahaha I would never degrade myself and dance in such a sick fashion.

sadly, i have seen that video before this


pfft it's degrading not to dance like that neeshee


i mean come on that little like finger dance that he does... it's classic



EDIT: DO INDIANS REALLY DIG THIS STUFF LOL?

They have to be some of the coolest song names lol.

[QUOTE=deadohiosky9]grind lyrics are the epitome of human vileness.[/QUOTE]

lololololololololol

See the crap I put up with?

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=457567[/url]

:lol:

-Gav

That link didn't work.

Yeah I deleted the thread...my bad. :lol:

Oh well...just know it was someone being so kind as to enlighten us about good emo bands:

Brand New
AFI
Aiden

etc.

The bass forum then proceeded to say stuff like, "Good emo? No such thing...lololol!"

Morons.

-Gav

silly bassists

I read that thread. I don't think the original poster was being serious... the "OMGZ I'm trying to make this thread as awesome as I kind" kind of said it all.

But still.

Yeah, he made another thread that was blatantly against the rules. We have a rule that says, "No pics v. fingers" threads. What does he do? He makes a pics v. fingers thread.

I banned him.

Idiot.

-Gav

man if i could ban, boy would i ban

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review_6048[/url]

Marigold's demo

^ I barely ban...sometimes I'm tempted to ban people for idiocy and it's tough not to but I'm very lenient when it comes to bans.

-Gav

I know im late, but i heard that thing about 'call triple A' a long, long time ago.

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]^ I barely ban...sometimes I'm tempted to ban people for idiocy and it's tough not to but I'm very lenient when it comes to bans.

-Gav[/QUOTE]

You should become an evil mod who bans anyone for the slightest repitition of idiocy. They get one strike, and if they do it again they should get banned. Exert your authority!:smash: