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lol aww alex

damnit this is like the fifth time today i spilled pickle juice on the open cut on my finger

hey alex have you ever considered doing something with your hair and not dressing like a goddamn bum?

i have short blonde hair and dress like a totally normal person

you need to step your game up dog

I have ~*fLoWinG lOX*~~~

yea jaundice listen 2 james spader

if you're trying to imply that fixing my hair and clothes is gonna get me more pussy, i don't think you know the first thing about girls

like if there's two things girls couldn't possibly give less of a shit about in a guy its how he dresses and what his hair looks like

haha fuck you emily

guys just dress like me you'll be an instant hit and the talk of the town

doest justin and alex look and dress the same

what are you even saying justin

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18627602]if you're trying to imply that fixing my hair and clothes is gonna get me more pussy, i don't think you know the first thing about girls

[B]like if there's two things girls couldn't possibly give less of a shit about in a guy its how he dresses and what his hair looks like[/B][/QUOTE]

are you fucking kidding me

i mean seriously are you kidding me

EDIT @ berkyyz: no

every hot girl i've ever seen in my life was going around fucking and dating a bunch of dudes that look like complete shit

girls don't give two fucks what you look like

where do you live again alex?

Metry

its a little ugly suburb a couple miles from new orleans

you should come chill with me

the secret is to wear the same blue flannel shirt every day

wish i had my bop it

wearing the same shirt everyday is what smelly ppl do

i just wear bright purple shirts eveywhere i go

haha jesus

i smell like success i understand if that puts u off

if success = sweat yeah bro def

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18627613]girls don't give two fucks what you look like[/QUOTE]

Haha this has got to be a troll post.

fucking told you alex you dont know shit

Heiling a roast beef and Muenster sandwich

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18627637]if success = sweat yeah bro def[/QUOTE]

dont you have egyptian aliens to blow up ro smething

what are you implying

[QUOTE=The Stig;18627640]Heiling a roast beef and Muenster sandwich[/QUOTE]

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