Felony Diversion

3 hair tests, 8 piss tests, 12 hours of drug counseling and 6 hours of group therapy

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18627505]nah, they're all rich long island bitches. i fucking hate long island. there are mad hot hoes around at all times but they're all white as fuck and go after the rich long island bro dudes.

there is this black chick in one of my classes that has really nice tits. no latinos or middle eastern girls though :/[/QUOTE]

white chicks make me feel all alex and stuff

EDIT @ alex: haha

THE HAIREST PROBATION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD : VOLUME ONNE z

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18627502]i swear i'm not

i'm a bit drunk right now so i may come off as unusually earnest[/QUOTE]

Haha alright well I've added you

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18627510]white chicks make me feel all alex and stuff

EDIT @ alex: haha[/QUOTE]

haven't seen many alex types here but at the community college i went to he probably wouldve been into most of the girls there

everyone here is pretty much the same

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18627443]Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
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Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
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Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
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Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy[/QUOTE]

great song solid album

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18627514]haven't seen many alex types here but at the community college i went to he probably wouldve been into most of the girls there

everyone here is pretty much the same[/QUOTE]

sucks bro

there's a dimepiece spanish girl in my group therapy i told her im an alcoholic and i sing in a band and she said "thats awesome"


probably gonna go for broke and make a creepy pass at her next session

how about make a pass at her and not be creepy you idiot faggot

EDIT: and try postin a pic of a girl who isnt totally fuckin hideous

Okay so I'm out of alcohol and have to wait for my laundry to be done. Options are either drink some mouthwash, steal some of my roommate's beer, or just drink nothing.

Problem is I can't wake him up and ask him cause it's Wednesday and he saw me down a bottle of fortified wine what to do

steal beer tbh

dear god i'm glad i don't do drugs

[QUOTE]how about make a pass at her and not be creepy you idiot faggot[/QUOTE]that's not in the awkward pop code of conduct

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18627505]nah, they're all rich long island bitches. i fucking hate long island. there are mad hot hoes around at all times but they're all white as fuck and go after the rich long island bro dudes.

there is this black chick in one of my classes that has really nice tits. no latinos or middle eastern girls though :/[/QUOTE]

wait where are you at school

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18627523]that's not in the awkward pop code of conduct[/QUOTE]

ok well have fun with awkward not pussy

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18627521]steal beer tbh[/QUOTE]

was thinking maybe one but they're not cold...

listen paul at some point you just gotta be like, fuck it man

my colege Suxs, Eveyrons like rading books and stuff lol

lol

pretty sure everyone's creepy and weird as shit, almost to an outrageous extent

some people just pretend they're not and that's just so much extra trouble

[QUOTE=Route1;18627522]dear god i'm glad i don't do drugs[/QUOTE]

:lol: for some reason this made me laugh

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18627532]pretty sure everyone's creepy and weird as shit, almost to an outrageous extent

some people just pretend they're not and that's just so much extra trouble[/QUOTE]

dude im not creepy and im p goddamn normal when im not doing heroin

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18627528]listen paul at some point you just gotta be like, fuck it man[/QUOTE]

wish I had some cough syrup pills now

hahahaha paul that would be too funny

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18627534]dude im not creepy and im p goddamn normal when im not doing heroin[/QUOTE]

yeah right man

listening to wind noises for 20 minutes is not normal

whoa ambient is cool [I]okay [/I]

i'm not even adb creepy

i'm only like, typical anime fan creepy so fuck off

shut up alex paysage d'hiver fucking rules, you would prob like pdh too if you would only listen

havent i mentioned like 20 times that i like PDH lol

what albums have you listened to alex