[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17499890]you tapped that gurl back there right[/QUOTE]

no she is very young + bosses niece
[QUOTE=TimJim;17499894]Coke how tall are you[/QUOTE]

5'10 I think? Maybe 5'11

oh you look alot smaller

perspective from the kimono and being under a set of stairs

I enjoy your beard.

it's going on sunday

awwwwww

happy 35,000th dude. Love your avatar btw, and that beard needs to stay away for good tbh

Beards are cool because they keep the lower part of your face warm and you look like a barbARYAN.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17499958]Beards are cool because they keep the lower part of your face warm and you look like a barbARYAN.[/QUOTE]

epic win

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17499958]Beards are cool because they keep the lower part of your face warm and you look like a barbARYAN.[/QUOTE]

we have another piece of the justin mystery face

I can't wait to post a pic and then you'll all have dude crushes on me.

[QUOTE]I can't wait to post a pic[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Just need to actually take a photo of me and then BAM! You're all attracted to me.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17500185]Just need to actually take a photo of me and then BAM! You're all attracted to me.[/QUOTE]

Too late.

I just got my beard trimmed this weekend, gotta look somewhat less like a homeless dude to get a job

haha yeah. ive been trying to keep my beard somewhat trim this semester.

yeah im gonna shave sometime soon

thinking about getting rid of my stache but i've had it forever and cant remember what i look like without it

My girl is going to school for hair so I just make her do it ever now and again

[QUOTE=chuffed;17500637]yeah im gonna shave sometime soon

thinking about getting rid of my stache but i've had it forever and cant remember what i look like without it[/QUOTE]

stache? i wanna see

I always joke about shaving my beard into a stache but I don't like little boys...

[QUOTE=illmitch;17500641]stache? i wanna see[/QUOTE]

nah its no good

donate your stache to charity

if mitch was in a comic book

he would be dr. manfrattan

manfrattan lol

which watchmen character would you be elim?

ignore list

manfrattan ahaha

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17500192]Too late.[/QUOTE]

:naughty:

wb bruh

OK, my camera came in the mail! Prepare to jerk off to pics of a dude tonight, fags.

It's 2 am here but I'm going to stay awake until you post. Can't miss that.

You've probably already masturbated multiple times but save that last nut 'till I post my pic.

:lol: I always had an emergency reserve just for this.

Fantastic. :]

you should just tell us for certain if youre fat now so that it wont be a shock when we see it and might make less of a big deal about it

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17501294]you should just tell us for certain if youre fat now so that it wont be a shock when we see it and might make less of a big deal about it[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha, no I'm not fat. I told you all before, I'm good looking.

i don't remember you ever posting about ordering a camera

[QUOTE=chuffed;17501300]i don't remember you ever posting about ordering a camera[/QUOTE]

I must've ordered this while I was on xanax because I have [I]no[/I] recollection of ordering a camera.

:lol:

ADB called me a ball of fat. I am unhappy with my weight, yes, but I'm definitely not fat :( just thought I'd clarify this.

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17501308]ADB called me a ball of fat. I am unhappy with my weight, yes, but I'm definitely not fat :( just thought I'd clarify this.[/QUOTE]

Nah, I wouldn't call you fat, either. You're...stocky.