You want to talk about awkward situations. One time during sex I called Lois, Frank. Your move Sherlock.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]You want to talk about awkward situations. One time during sex I called Lois, Frank. Your move Sherlock.[/QUOTE]

You wish you could have lois.

I'd do her.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]I'd do her.[/QUOTE]
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me..............lynch

You wish i'd let your baby [B]p[/B]enis in my mouth.

[QUOTE=lynch_me]I guess that is a bit awkward but i don't see why your so worried....Unless they know karate.[/QUOTE]

I guess maybe I'm bitter. Why 12 years later? I mean, I hope they aren't trying to redeem themselves because of the death of our father. It's really a long story, but they had alot of unfinished business together, and I hope they aren't trying to put it to rest through me. Instead I'm going to have to fake a smile, and say nice to see you. And go out to lunch with them and whatever.

Yeah that is a bit weird they want to see you after all that time.When are they coming?

Soon. Between 12:00 pm and 1:00 pm EST. It's 12:09 now.

Maybe they just want to see again thats all.It can't be that bad they're just people.

Whatever I am bitter. I hate the world. It's such a common theme... death unites people. I mean come on! 9-11 and things like that. Everyone was flying their flags during 9-11. Same story here. My father dies and all of the sudden they want to see me? No coincidence. I'm a bitter person. I hate the ways of the world.

I don't blame you, this place sucks.

Maybe life's suppose to be challenging.

Life is meaningless. In the end, life is what you make it. I hate living my life as if I were a rat trying to find cheese at the end of a maze. I can smell it, sense it... but is it really there? Or is it nothing but the illusion of my hope?

Thats why I say 'Fu[size=2]c[/size]k it' and then go do something fun ie: guitar, skateboarding, music, porn, etc.

It's there.

the MX deep and meaningful thread

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]Thats why I say 'Fu[size=2]c[/size]k it' and then go do something fun ie: guitar, skateboarding, music, porn, etc.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=superskankinactionhero]the MX deep and meaningful thread[/QUOTE]
I think we should start seeing other people.

i already am. i'm seeing one of those free polar bears from the post office

[QUOTE=superskankinactionhero]i already am. i'm seeing one of those free polar bears from the post office[/QUOTE]
Polar bears hate english people

im from Benten-Cho

in Tokyo-To

Lets talk about school

One time at school my teacher gave out homework

one time at school i made a fort out of cardboard boxes and it was really tall

i want to hear your funny accent

true story

Anyone watchin the Croatia match?

nope i'm watchin the grand pricks

the only time i've ever met a canadian is when some obscure relation to my dad came and stayed with us, and his kid was really hyperactive and he said he played for the canadian hockey team and the toronto maples flew to his house and gave him a solid gold hockey puck. we later found out he had never played hockey