Where the feck do I find high heels? Lol, my mum doesn't wear them, neither does my sister. Anyway, naked is still a bad idea! :lol:

Well... I've found tinned tuna! Now I just need something to do with it...

If I have some bread around, and some mayo, I can make tuna-mayo sandwiches...

I'll keep you posted! ;)

Hmmmm, alright. Well heres the deal, you order pizza, then when it get's to you, take a photo and show me it. And you get one Paul point, it's pwns all other points on this board.

But I'm making a sandwich...

More advice - I want to avoid washing up, so what do I mix the tuna and mayo in? Because just putting tuna in a sandwich and then putting mayo on top is not good.

mix it in the can.

I was going to, but... The can is full of tuna. No mixing room!

A rectum...











or a glass.

No! Bowl, they were made for mixing!

hat?

But I want to avoid washing up. The can is sounding good so far... Maybe if I scoop half the tuna out into a sandwich, then mix some in the can, and thne into another sandwich, then put the first half back in and mix again, and have 2 sandwiches? :amaze:

High heel...?

[QUOTE=fatbandit]But I want to avoid washing up. The can is sounding good so far... Maybe if I scoop half the tuna out into a sandwich, then mix some in the can, and thne into another sandwich, then put the first half back in and mix again, and have 2 sandwiches? :amaze:[/QUOTE]
You've got it kid!

lol! well thought out.

:lol: Then its solved!

I really need to overcome my irrational fear of cooking...

I know how to solve that problem as well. How you ask?



Try cooking. Naked.....in high heels

Dude, you have some strange fetishes...

Anyone wanna hear my Space Oddysey / Refused mix?

I took the song [i]Refused Are Fu[size=2]cking[/size] Dead[/i] from their B-Sides album and put movie quotes from [u]2001 : A Space Oddysey[/u] over the top of it.

I dunno where to host it though.

[QUOTE=fatbandit]Dude, you have some strange fetishes...[/QUOTE]
123 :lol:

Darn, got brine all over my hands, trying to drain it...

Hey, it's the kinda guy I am.

And Gaslight, you could try soundclick.com?

[QUOTE=fatbandit]Darn, got brine all over my hands, trying to drain it...[/QUOTE]
How did you try and drain it? Let's share techniques.

Yeah, I'm gonna put it on you send it.com and give you guys the link to get it. It's funny :p.

Woohoo!

Uhm, I opened it with a tin opener, but left the lid in, then took it to the sink and compressed it. It worked, but it was messy.

Now I have my sandwiches. But the bread is thin and breaks :(

I take the lid off, and grab a fork, I then put the end of the fork on one side of the can, and pour the oil, out through the fork.

Brb food hunting.

hey

Ah. I keep the lid on for minimum tuna escapage!

Eww, tuna.

Tomorow. Should I buy a Bowler hat, or a flat top hat (Cheesecutter, old english hats, ya know?)