I'm listening to Regina Spektor, and while I'm enjoying it I secretly wish she'd shut the **** up.

That's because new Family Guy hasn't gotten as bad as new Simpsons.

I'm listening to Lily Allen, we are pop queens, Coke!

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15412887]Don't worry, Lunch. I love Family Guy, we don't want to be indie fags and diss Family Guy!

Who cares about the plot? Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas doesn't have a plot and it's awesome.[/QUOTE]

I just finished that book, actually, it was great

the simpsons haven't really done much to keep up with the generations, other than a pointless celebrity cameo on every episode now.

I like Robot Chicken.

[QUOTE=pulseczar;15412909]the simpsons haven't really done much to keep up with the generations, other than a pointless celebrity cameo on every episode now.[/QUOTE]

yeah they basically write around pop culture references and exaggerated stupidity whereas they used to have actual stories. not just "omfg homer is a ****up, let justin timberlake teach him how to win marge's heart back"

i like scat porn

"Listen up, Homer, if you're gonna bring 'Sexyback' to Marge, You gotta get 'in sync' with your emotions!"

"hey look a fork and a toaster DOH"

yeah thats true, he still manages to make me laugh more than any other cartoon character

I'll always love the Simpsons, but the new episodes are awful.

I'd rather watch Futurama or King of the Hill to be honest.

I'm a bit afraid that the new Futuramas will go the same way the Simpsons are going. =(

darvocet = krieg

Futurama is a great show, and I didn't used to think so at all. Dr. Zoidberg is one of the better cartoon characters ever

Eh, that's yet to be seen. Simpsons set the bar so high for cartoons.

[QUOTE=Lunch;15412962]Futurama is a great show, and I didn't used to think so at all. Dr. Zoidberg is one of the better cartoon characters ever[/QUOTE]

Zoidberg is hilarious.

What's the website where you can watch all the Simpsons episodes online?

Bender is my fav character from Futurama, he has some of the best one-liners. the episode where kip is pregnant and they go back to his home planet, and while theyre in the forest they come up to a giant frog, then bender goes,
"Is that a frog, a toad, or YOUR MAMA!"

I love how the longer you watch Adult Swim, the more ****ed up it gets.

Futurama <3

I love Dr. Zoidberg. "I'm Zoidberg, home owner!"

Also, Phil LaMarr, who voiced Hermes Conrad, also played Marvin from Pulp Fiction.

[QUOTE=Kage;15412982]What's the website where you can watch all the Simpsons episodes online?[/QUOTE]

Well??!

[quote=ArrestThisMan;15412955]I'll always love the Simpsons, but the new episodes are awful.

I'd rather watch Futurama or King of the Hill to be honest.[/quote]

that boy ain't right

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;15413071]Futurama <3

I love Dr. Zoidberg. "I'm Zoidberg, home owner!"

Also, Phil LaMarr, who voiced Hermes Conrad, also played Marvin from Pulp Fiction.[/QUOTE]

Marvin had like 1 line and then he gets shot in the head.


Kage:

[url]http://www.alloftv.net/[/url]

[url]http://www.tv-links.co.uk/[/url]

[url]http://www14.alluc.org/alluc/[/url]

maybe?

NP: The Velvet Underground - Pale Blue Eyes

Those sites can be really frustrating.

I never liked Family Guy. Not sure why, but I just couldn't get into it ever. Which is weird, because I like mindless humor with no point. Honestly, if there was a TV network devoted 24/7 to people getting drilled in the balls, I'd watch non-stop, pretty much. There doesn't even need strict shows, just random clips of Jackass/America's Funniest Home Videos/sports shows/etc. all strewn together in ball-crunching glory. I don't know why, but people getting punched/kicked/crunched/etc. in the junk is hilarious to me.

EDIT:

This show, for 24/7, would make my life:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEtk_WENKZA[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbwPm-BgkvE[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIIr2g8Mmzw[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAux3IlA5ZA[/url]

EDIT: I know it's a work, but I make believe it's real :)

Thats morbid.

From YouTube comments:

americans r gay lol cant ya think of something betta than that

The guy misses a lot, but once he connects 100%, the OOFs that people let out is just priceless.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAux3IlA5ZA[/url]

Fast forward to 3:24 and watch this scene. Hahahaha.

[QUOTE]America's Funniest Home Videos[/QUOTE]

ugh, I hate that kind of shows. Especially the superlame voice overs. Especially the ones for the wedding clips!

Me too, but clips of people getting hit in the balls (i.e., a father and his son playing baseball for the first time, and the kid hits a line drive right into his dad's junk and/or throws the bat into his dad's junk) is always a riot. I'm morbid, yes, and getting hit in the balls yourself is not fun, but it's always, always hilarious when it happens to somebody else :)

The thought makes me wince.

I saw this one clip on youtube where a guy set up a big can of soup attached to a string that was hanging from the ceiling. he nailed his buddy in his balls as he walked through the door. I'll try to find the clip hold on a sec.

[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=a9SKFyzoNV0[/url]

squidbillies is sooo bad

Colorado ftw.

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Guys I know I am being extremely off topic and I apologize but I fear my dog may not make it through the night :( My dad took him out hunting and he had a heart attack, they got his blood pressure down but he just laid there unable to move. And about 10 minutes ago he was having seizures. :( The vet is coming and hopefully can help but if i lose this dog it will be like losing my own brother.

Dog-nabbit!

How humorous you are.

I'm sorry to hear that man, I hope he's alright :(

not to sound harsh, but if that's how your dog is it might be in his/your best interest to put him down rather than watching him degrade more and more over time.

We know, the vet will most likely decide when she comes what is best :(

So hey put him to sleep :( :( :( The vet said there was no hope :(