That would be the best girl in the history of the world.

They don't exist.

It's like one time I heard a guy saying that his girlfriend liked awesome music. Then I told him she must be ugly.

I know of a person like that. They exist, but are very hard to find. She's going out with my friend Bryan.

[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo;13675094]Oh I see.



Well today after school I was reading at a bench by myself and a pretty hot girl came up to me and sat at the table. She told me her name and I told her mine, pretty akwardly. Anyway, she asked what I was reading and I said The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner. She said "Is that assigned reading?". I said it was. She said "Ohh that sucks." Then I replied: "Not really, its really good." Her: "Oh. Well do you play any sports?" I said no. then she said "okay, I have to go now." and she left.

It made me die a little bit inside and also throw up a little bit in my mouth,[/QUOTE]


Ha ha, that story made me laugh. Don't worry though, you don't want someone that shallow anyway. Depending on how hot she was...

What the hell is Spengbab?

Also, my girlfriend listens almost exclusively to good music.

[QUOTE=AndreTheHyena;13677061]What the hell is Spengbab?[/Quote]

Spongebob Squarepants!

[Quote]Also, my girlfriend listens almost exclusively to good music.[/QUOTE]

But does she give you head on her periods?

[QUOTE=coheneran;13677287]Spongebob Squarepants![/quote]

I know what Spongebob is. Is Spongebob the same as Spengbab? Am I missing something?

[quote]But does she give you head on her periods?[/QUOTE]

I'm not really sure if you're asking the question correctly, so I guess I'll have to say, "Yes, I think".

[QUOTE=AndreTheHyena;13677303]I know what Spongebob is. Is Spongebob the same as Spengbab? Am I missing something?[/Quote]

You don't see the resemblance in the word?

[Quote]I'm not really sure if you're asking the question correctly, so I guess I'll have to say, "Yes, I think".[/QUOTE]

Good catch, hold on to that one.

I got my fringe dreaded up this weekend.

[QUOTE=coheneran;13677312]You don't see the resemblance in the word?[/quote]

Haha, I know, I'm not stupid. Someone mentiond 4chan, so I thought maybe Spengbab was some sort of Spongebob-related internet joke that I was missing.

[quote]Good catch, hold on to that one.[/QUOTE]

Why would her being on her period affect her proclivity towards giving me head?

[QUOTE=AndreTheHyena;13677331]Haha, I know, I'm not stupid. Someone mentiond 4chan, so I thought maybe Spengbab was some sort of Spongebob-related internet joke that I was missing.



[/QUOTE]

My avatar. Unless you have them turned off.

Hey, I'm looking for a nic pair of boots, don't wanna spend more than 80 bucks...I've seen some nice ones, but I dunno..Any recomendations?

Thriftstores and getting punks so drunk and passed out they won't notice when you've stolen their shoes. It's called DIY, damnit.

[Quote=AndreTheHyena]Why would her being on her period affect her proclivity towards giving me head?[/Quote]

As opposed to sex...

Ninja EDIT: I was just being childish, ignore me if you want.

WILL DO HERR HE[COLOR="White"]R[/COLOR]R

Guys can we organize a raid of the UG forum?

I know tons of girls who are into 4chan, IRL

I'm in, Kav.

[QUOTE=World Burns To Death;13677992]I know tons of girls who are into 4chan, IRL[/QUOTE]

No girlz on the interbuttz

Nothing quite compares to wearing a just-out-of-the-dryer shirt.

I like brand new shirts better than that.

Out-of-the-dryer socks are better.

an OOTD full-body diving suit is probably REALLY nice.

Gtfo

Towels out of the dryer ftw.

Clearly socks SOoTD are the best.

****, I think sweatpants would be really nice too.

Boxers..I love'em outta the dryer..And socks, too.

o00oo I forgot about the boxers.

One day, all clothes in the winter will be fresh out of the dryer.

tight jeans out of the dryer are nice too, but sometimes when you zip em up it gets too hot.

I don't wear jeans :( .

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities;13678488]One day, all clothes in the winter will be fresh out of the dryer.[/QUOTE]

Only in teh anarkee.