I Didn't Capitalize every Word, Unlike You (Whose The Faget now???? Owned!)

Oh....Wow....Oh shit....

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it's like there's a dresden in my mouth and everyone's being carpet bombed

how can so many ppl do the its/it's switch in theriw riting its FUCKNE RIDICULOUS

*rediculous

someone recommend me not boring music

http://www.awesometapes.com/2009/09/zambance-side-kambowa-shalawambe-mao.html

i know right?

[quote=robertsona;18616532]kelly clarkson has no good singles[/quote]
hey hey! stop!

here's the thing we started out friends

fuckin gay every song sounds the same and the ones that dont suck anyway fuckin btich

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trolled this bitch hard

obamas gonna be staying at ahouse walkable distance from where i am starting thursday, what do ido

trying to figure out how to roll up my bowties so i can pack them

Socks
The use of a rolled up sock is an inexpensive way to create a bulge. Be realistic-- don't use your thickest athletic socks rolled up in a big ball! You may wish to use a jock strap to keep the sock(s) in place, or you may try pinning the sock(s) to the inside of your underwear so that they don't shift or fall out. You also may want to try tying the sock with a string or strings to help hold its shape, so that it doesn't unfold or unroll in your pants as you move.

A big disadvantage of using socks is that the extra layer of material in your pants can be uncomfortably warm and cause sweating and lingering dampness. Socks also do not feel realistic-- if you are concerned that someone might come in close contact with your crotch, you may wish to use a different method.

******s

Fuck this bullshit cuntcfucking disrespectful asshole who can't compose a complete fucking sentence or make a valid point in an argument. I'm moving the fuck out tomorrow. I don't care if I have to WALK it to a goddamned storage unit. Excuse me while I rage-cry now. Also fuck everyone else whose decided to be discourteous this summer.

To "pack hard" refers to the wearing of a dildo or other prosthetic device that is erect and can be used for sexual penetration. As the vast majority men do not walk around for most of the day with an erect penis, this section is devoted mainly to "soft packing," or packing with the intent to create the look and/or feel of a flaccid penis and scrotum.

There are times when packing hard might be attempted (for example, just before sexual activity is anticipated). However, for general day-to-day packing, it is not recommended that you pack hard, as the look it creates will be unrealistic. Devices that can be used specifically for sexual penetration are described in the Packing Hard section.

There are very few products that have been designed for "dual use" (i.e., they can be packed fairly comfortably in everyday situations and can also be used for penetrative sex). Such "dual use"/"pack and play" packers and prosthetics are also included below.

copypasta time apparently

10.5km run tonight. 4 big sized hills. Gonna die.

Just got finished practicing drum parts for an impending recording on a muffled drumkit, an d am now watching clips of Jon Dore's show on youtube. Sup?

need to get a scale

uhh fuck that just go 2 bed bath and beyond and weigh urself 4 free

i weigh like no pounds im titehgt

I'm 182lb of glory

180-190 is my goal atm

I was 240 I think.

im gonna be so fat when i get older

i think im around 220 right now