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Let it out, can You hear me?
Can You hear me cry? Let it out, don't hold back, all this I got inside Let it out, can You hear me? Can You hear me cry? Let it out, don't hold back now We've got to let it out |
[QUOTE=adbforever;18613797]i misused ur mom[/QUOTE]
lol wow. What is this junior high? |
what is this turd grade?
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[QUOTE=McP3000;18613734]projection doesn't have any bearing on the validity of the statement. People who have distinct faults often see them easily in others[/QUOTE]
what the fuck who says im creepy |
lmao
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in the words of justin
you're mad creepy alex |
:lol:
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didn't you get caught masterbating in your parents bedroom once?
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you might be thinking about the time i was masturbating on the side of the bed in the hotel room and i looked up and my parents were having sex on the bed cause they thought i was sleeping
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oh god
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[QUOTE=Haz;18613793]this is a gonna be a long, hilarious day[/QUOTE]
the only thing long and hilarious here is me! |
[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18613843]you might be thinking about the time i was masturbating on the side of the bed in the hotel room and i looked up and my parents were having sex on the bed cause they thought i was sleeping[/QUOTE]
yeah thats it, lol, that was ages ago :lol: |
in all fairness i was on the side of the other bed so i was like ten feet away and they couldnt see me
but then this happened another time in a one-room bed and breakfast and yeah that time i might have been like five inches away but i wasn't jacking off that time i was listening to my ipod and i looked up and was like wtf |
same thing happened to me except the server dude was jacking in the bathroom too
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Alex dude :lol:
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yeah after i posted that i stopped and thought about some things and yeah i don't think my parents had any concept of whats really awkward for a kid
i remember one time i was like 11 and my dad was like hey have you started ejaculating yet like dude read some sigmund freud that's not a good conversation topic |
like father like son, amirite?
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[B][U]Somebody[/U][/B]
god I got the sad blue blues this asian woman sat there and she said are you really Brent Shannon and I said forget that I do not feel good I got the sad sads and all I want to do is fuck you and she laughed she thought I was being clever and O I just looked up her long slim asian legs of heaven I saw her liver and her quivering intestine I saw Christ in there jumping to a folk-rock all the long lines of starvation within me rose and I walked over and grabbed her on the couch ripped her dress up around her face and I didn't care rape or the end of the earth one more time to be there anywhere real yes her panties were on the floor and my cock went in my cock my god my cock went in I was Brent Somebody. |
penultimate stanza needs more "it was wet so he slipped it in"
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I am extremely sleep deprived expect some weirdness
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yeah i've been awake for like 9 hours straight i know what you mean
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gonna drink some beer
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wish I could say that with real conviction anymore
the past week has been a rollercoaster of self-discovery and redefining my ambitions |
the past week i've been reading stephen king and yeah that's it
and when i say the past week i mean the past two months |
it's amazing how you just turn things up over on their head like that
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im not totally sure what that means
but you have to have some sort of current obsession to pass the time cuz life is boring as hell |
yeah
I listen to Kate Bush and The Cure whilst playing [I]Team Fortress 2[/I] |
sounds fun
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my current phase is sweep-picking and eating fast food
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nice, my current phase is smoking bongs and listening to depressing music
[I]wait...[/I] |
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