anybody going to watch the Kyle Cease stand up special tonight on Comedy Central. this guy is hilarious. most of you might know him as the slow clapper from the movie Not Another Teen Movie

lol ur computer sux

[QUOTE=Anglachel;15409657]lol ur computer sux[/QUOTE]

yeah, im getting a new one soonish though.

then im gonna start playing me some vanguard. :D

no play moar tf2

on my sever

currently dling approx. <1.8 GB on an Intel Xeon comp. w/ 2 GB RAM yet its still stupidly slow

idk mang, ill be playing VG with this kid:
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[QUOTE=i am the robots;15409743]idk mang, ill be playing VG with this kid:
[/QUOTE]

Why would you want to play with that kid?

He drinks pu[SIZE="2"]ssy booze.[/SIZE]

okay fine


shitty

****

why is **** censored but not shitty?

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo;15409755]Why would you want to play with that kid?

He drinks pu[SIZE="2"]ssy booze.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

because those were actually my ex's booze, he was just incredibly drunk and holding up the bottles.

but we probably did drink some of the schnapps.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15409765]because those were actually my ex's booze, he was just incredibly drunk and holding up the bottles.

but we probably did drink some of the schnapps.[/QUOTE]


Always an excuse.

And those peppermint schnapps he is holding is like god damn syrup.

yeah it is. i like the peach stuff's flavor tbh.

Oh, and back to Portal

There really is cake.

lol i love this movie, the mom just microwaved a gremlin.

Which movie

Gremlins ****ing rule, dude.

The 'evil' Gremlins look pretty awesome, too. Like demonic dragon furbys.

[QUOTE=Anglachel;15409804]Oh, and back to Portal

There really is cake.[/QUOTE]

My friend bought The Orange Box last night, but Steam won't register any of the games he bought yet.

But when I get my computer up and running, I'll but it just for Portals if anything, it looks great. Plus the ending/credits/GlaDOS has some good humour too it.

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo;15409827]My friend bought The Orange Box last night, but Steam won't register any of the games he bought yet.

But when I get my computer up and running, I'll but it just for Portals if anything, it looks great. Plus the ending/credits/GlaDOS has some good humour too it.[/QUOTE]
Steam sucks. The support and forum isn't helping me run my HL2 at all. I also know other people with registering problems.

Mike Patton is the only other person who does vocals in the game, other than the chick who does GlaDOS and everythign else. Its funny listening to his part before you kill it >.>

mike patton's absurd

np: burzum - lost wisdom

Didn't know Mike Patton had a part in the game, that is pretty cool.

He does the voice for the Anger Sphere off GlaDOS which you dump in an incinerator while it spurts jibberish at you to beat the game

spouting gibberish: the perfect role for mike patton

don't forget puke noises

that too.

Oh, and if you use your portalgun to make a portal in the ceiling above you and one under you its extremely trippy as you speed up while falling through both portals

[QUOTE=Anglachel;15409847]He does the voice for the Anger Sphere off GlaDOS which you dump in an incinerator while it spurts jibberish at you to beat the game[/QUOTE]

That was him?

I would have never even guessed.

Yeah. I didn't think it was him until I noticed his name in the credits.

I really hate Pittsburgh teenagers. The miserable little sh[size=2]i[/size]ts were giving me the worst heckling I've ever seen in my life. One girl actually physically threatened me until I told her up-front that I would see her physically escorted out of the park with no refund if she didn't, in not so many words, shut her over-lipsticked c[size=2]o[/size]ck sucking trap.

A bunch of them started heckling me over a pair of D'Lites I was using. I countered with the usual, "How much did you pay to get in here?" and they started accusing me of being rude to them. Unfortunately, they don't give me enough money to treat you nasty, ungrateful sh[size=2]i[/size]theads better than that. You paid to get in here, you play by our rules, b[size=2]i[/size]tch.

I take comfort in knowing that regardless of whether or not they have any sense of decency, I'm still walking out of that park with their money. And to celebrate, I'm going to by myself a nice fat doobie on Monday and going down to The O with my brother and some friends. A douchebag's money spends as good as anybody else's, perhaps better when it's spent on self-indulgence.

a couple of my friends go to school in pit

**** it's 3:30 ****

****

felt bad about having encs face as my avatar, had to change it.

yo that guys cool, watd he do i see his pic everywhere

Yo moterfuc[size=2]k[/size]ers what's up?

baaaaalllin

delenda by from a second story window has a really cool intro

my friend took all my cigarettes >:-|

That's a pretty ****ed up move I mean I don't even smoke but wtf

forreal, i was half asleep and he just came over and was like 'hey dude my friend has a really bad hangover i need come ciggs' so i just said ok, idk why :upset: i suck.

it'sa allllllllllllaallllllllllllllll oveeeerrrrrrrrrrrr!

all overrr thea ppppllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaccceee..

sup.

i am ****ed up

Tired from working last night, and I only managed to get five hours of sleep.