Ali G is the ****. So much more funny than Borat.

[QUOTE=Thonk;14357057]I was talking to Slinco, Doug.

>:[[/QUOTE]

Aww :upset:

<rushfan> im getting out of shape
<rushfan> I only did 25 pushups and the room is already spinning'
<qupada> drink some booze
<qupada> maybe it will make the room spin the other way and they will cancel out

I hate peeing in this condition, I'm always afraid I'll zip up my junk... I guess that's the risk you take...

[QUOTE=Thonk;14357057]I was talking to Slinco, Doug.

>:[[/QUOTE]

Aw shuckz.:o

And he's drunk sir,see it in your heart to forgive him plz.

Go to sleep naked.

stoppostingimconvosplz

[QUOTE=SlincoJ;14357081]Aw shuckz.:o

And he's drunk sir,see it in your heart to forgive him plz.[/QUOTE]

This man speaks the truth. Harken onto his words.

[QUOTE=pukeboy66;14357077]I hate peeing in this condition, I'm always afraid I'll zip up my junk... I guess that's the risk you take...[/QUOTE]

What kinda zipper do you have? :amaze:

I bet doug slept with your sister slinco

[QUOTE=HELLonWHEELS;14357089]What kinda zipper do you have? :amaze:[/QUOTE]

The kind that hurts :upset:

[QUOTE=Ting;14357090]I bet doug slept with your sister slinco[/QUOTE]

Which one?Its a very important question.I can let it slip depending on the sister.

[QUOTE=SlincoJ;14357101]Which one?Its a very important question.I can let it slip depending on the sister.[/QUOTE]

The..... ugly one?

Both.

[QUOTE=pukeboy66;14357104]The..... ugly one?[/QUOTE]

Pft no one related to me is ugly.

[QUOTE=pukeboy66;14357104]The..... ugly one?[/QUOTE]

Wrong answer, Slinco slept with his own ugly sister.

[QUOTE=Thonk;14357106]Both.[/QUOTE]

I have 3.

[QUOTE=SlincoJ;14357109]Pft no one related to me is ugly.[/QUOTE]
Touche good sir.

[QUOTE=Ting;14357111]Wrong answer, Slinco slept with his own ugly sister.[/QUOTE]

:angry:

I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY!!!!!!!!


**** yeah.

[QUOTE=SlincoJ;14357119]:angry:[/QUOTE]

Sorry what i ment was....umm. You is go of everything

In that case all is forgiven.

masterbatable offenses are punishable by death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm going to f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck you with a rake

[QUOTE=pukeboy66;14357135]masterbatable offenses are punishable by death.[/QUOTE]

:eek:

[QUOTE=SlincoJ;14357141]:eek:[/QUOTE]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!


awwwwwwwww ****.

[QUOTE=pukeboy66;14357145]I DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!


awwwwwwwww ****.[/QUOTE]

You're providing some good lawlz tonight.

All hope is gone.

Apparently i've given too much rep in the past 24 hours.

All three of them.

And I watched.

Okay... so in all seriousness, I'm like...89 percent sure i just pee'd myself.

[QUOTE=Thonk;14357153]All hope is gone.

Apparently i've given too much rep in the past 24 hours.[/QUOTE]

Its cool man,I appreciate the effort.

Is the last 11% the possibility of self-defecating?

Hahah.

Pics or BS, tbh.

/wishes he could have a sig

[QUOTE=Ting;14357163]Is the last 11% of the possibility of self-defecating?[/QUOTE]

Quite possibly, either way I'm going to change my pants and stuff... just to make sure.

What would you do if all of a sudden in the middle of an exam room with 50 people and you just started sh[SIZE="2"]itting[/SIZE] yourself really loudly.

[QUOTE=Ting;14357111]Wrong answer, Slinco slept with his own ugly sister.[/QUOTE]

[SIZE="6"]LOL!![/SIZE]

Someone + rep this guy.

:lol:

[QUOTE=Ting;14357175]What would you do if all of a sudden in the middle of an exam room with 50 people and you just started sh[SIZE="2"]itting[/SIZE] yourself really loudly.[/QUOTE]

Id scream and throw stuff... honestly... how much more embarassing could the situation get?

Continue with my exam and ask who the fu[size=2]ck was shi[/size]tting themselves.

Nah, I'd probably run out of the room I was in. Embarassing would be an understatement.

Damn, there's a guy on tv that flew in $20 billion worth of coke into the US.

[QUOTE=Thonk;14357185]Damn, there's a guy on tv that flew in $20 billion worth of coke into the US.[/QUOTE]

Thats more then a little coke.

[QUOTE=SlincoJ;14357186]Thats more then a little coke.[/QUOTE]

That had to be the most pointless comment ever made.