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FunkMetalBass 09-30-2006 01:57 PM

[quote=Jimbobntnr;13355916]you were sending out bulletins like no one's business, too. Am I the only one that reads those things?[/quote]

:lol:

Yeah, I saw that I posted a bunch.

Oh well!

And I think you are the only one that reads them.

Jimbobntnr 09-30-2006 01:58 PM

'salright. I spammed up like 5 different forums last night.
I have to stay awake until the spins go away or I get sick. I used to play nintendo, but it's gone so now I cyber brad.

Efrim 09-30-2006 01:59 PM

[QUOTE=ebe9;13355998]Why did I and the baby not make yoy feel wanted?



:p[/QUOTE]


I have some advice:
Never get with girls under 100 pounds.

PaulSimonon 09-30-2006 01:59 PM

I've never really had things go spinning.

PaulSimonon 09-30-2006 02:00 PM

[QUOTE=progmegood;13356019]I have some advice:
Never get with girls under 100 pounds.[/QUOTE]

Oh God, you snapped her in half?

Jody LeCompte 09-30-2006 02:00 PM

Andrew, buy me a fat strat

FunkMetalBass 09-30-2006 02:01 PM

"Bring on the Reparations"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWhnZPeW644[/url]

"Mediocre Penis"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPH7njIhQOM[/url] (Lawlz!)

The Brad 09-30-2006 02:01 PM

[QUOTE=Jimbobntnr;13356015]'salright. I spammed up like 5 different forums last night.
I have to stay awake until the spins go away or I get sick. I used to play nintendo, but it's gone so now I cyber brad.[/QUOTE]

I think that's the last time that's happening...
< you see a picture of a fat man exposing his gut >
Word is, it's yours.

ebe9 09-30-2006 02:01 PM

[quote=progmegood;13356019]I have some advice:
Never get with girls under 100 pounds.[/quote]

Okay now I am very interested.


I want all the grisly details.

PaulSimonon 09-30-2006 02:03 PM

No. I'm broke man.


BTW, I REALLY dig the last painting you posted Brad.

Efrim 09-30-2006 02:04 PM

A threesome came about, but this one girl really wanted to get with me, and she's pretty good looking, so, I did.
I regret it, there's nothing more uncomfortable than "oh my god you're too big!"
Three broken condoms later, I gave up. And now I feel guilty, because she was complaining about hurting all morning.

Jody LeCompte 09-30-2006 02:04 PM

Jesus, your hot. I mean...Brad, your hot.

Andrew: Think about our Phish tribute band man :p

The Brad 09-30-2006 02:05 PM

Thanks Andrew.
It's coming along, slowly but surely.

ebe9 09-30-2006 02:07 PM

[quote=progmegood;13356049]A threesome came about, but this one girl really wanted to get with me, and she's pretty good looking, so, I did.
I regret it, there's nothing more uncomfortable than "oh my god you're too big!"
Three broken condoms later, I gave up. And now I feel guilty, because she was complaining about hurting all morning.[/quote]


Quite the stud.



Silly girl that. Oh and by the way, the physical size of the girl is not an idication of the size of the privates.

FunkMetalBass 09-30-2006 02:07 PM

[quote=progmegood;13356049]A threesome came about, but this one girl really wanted to get with me, and she's pretty good looking, so, I did.
I regret it, there's nothing more uncomfortable than "oh my god you're too big!"
Three broken condoms later, I gave up. And now I feel guilty, because she was complaining about hurting all morning.[/quote]

I hate that. Add "Short Korean Virgins" to that list of "never agains." She was over a hundred pounds though, so I thought nothing of it...

Similar thing afterwards.

Aerodyne 09-30-2006 02:08 PM

[QUOTE=progmegood]A threesome came about, but this one girl really wanted to get with me, and she's pretty good looking, so, I did.
I regret it, there's nothing more uncomfortable than "oh my god you're too big!"
Three broken condoms later, I gave up. And now I feel guilty, because she was complaining about hurting all morning.[/QUOTE]

:amaze:

/not sure if that's a joke or not












:lol:

PaulSimonon 09-30-2006 02:08 PM

I normally don't dig on paintings, but I dunno, it seemed like my kinda painting.


And Jody... I'd buy it for myself and lend it to you?

FunkMetalBass 09-30-2006 02:09 PM

"Why Not Wine Coolers?"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AxreV9xGmo[/url]

The Brad 09-30-2006 02:10 PM

Modern/Post-Modern art are both pretty cool.
If you're ever in a bookstore or at a newstand, try searching for Juxtapoz, there is generally lots of good fresh art in there.

Jimbobntnr 09-30-2006 02:11 PM

[QUOTE=The Brad;13356032]I think that's the last time that's happening...
< you see a picture of a fat man exposing his gut >
Word is, it's yours.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/dude_050/49759.jpg[/IMG]

Aerodyne 09-30-2006 02:12 PM

It sucks playing bass with long fingernails. I couldn't find any clippers till this morning. This is much better.

Jody LeCompte 09-30-2006 02:12 PM

Judd: I heard you walked into a door.

PaulSimonon 09-30-2006 02:13 PM

Eh, art never really gets it done for me. I just particularily liked that painting.

The Brad 09-30-2006 02:15 PM

Alright, cool.
That means even more. <3

FunkMetalBass 09-30-2006 02:15 PM

"Deaf Poetry"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbtVepS53t0[/url]

Some of the poets are outstanding.

Aerodyne 09-30-2006 02:17 PM

I honestly have no idea what harrison was talking about. :confused: <See, confused smiley. Seriously, I've only been hopped up on nyquil once and that was about two years ago. I took 2 tablespoons instead of two teaspoons of some crazy prescription stuff. My head felt like a baloon. :amaze:

Efrim 09-30-2006 02:20 PM

[QUOTE=ebe9;13356074]Quite the stud.



Silly girl that. Oh and by the way, the physical size of the girl is not an idication of the size of the privates.[/QUOTE]

It definitely was on this occasion.

Efrim 09-30-2006 02:21 PM

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass;13356077]I hate that. Add "Short Korean Virgins" to that list of "never agains." She was over a hundred pounds though, so I thought nothing of it...

Similar thing afterwards.[/QUOTE]

I'll bear that in mind.

ebe9 09-30-2006 02:23 PM

[quote=progmegood;13356159]It definitely was on this occasion.[/quote]


Well if she wanted to continue even though it was not the best idea, then she has no right to bitch at at you.



Did you at any point during the proceedings say that maybe you should not do it as you thought you were hurting her?

Jody LeCompte 09-30-2006 02:25 PM

He said you took some nyquil and went to bed and your girlfriend came over and said she was going to get you some gatorade and then you got up and tried to get a hug but you had icky all over your face and you were like "YOU DONT LOVE ME" annd walked into a door.

Then again, he was also pushing some girl around in a buggy, so I question his sanity.

The Brad 09-30-2006 02:26 PM

I think I just came up with a new genre.

FunkMetalBass 09-30-2006 02:26 PM

"What are you fighting for?"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbYqrhjg8Ig[/url]

FunkMetalBass 09-30-2006 02:26 PM

[quote=The Brad;13356184]I think I just came up with a new genre.[/quote]

Oh? And what is it?

PaulSimonon 09-30-2006 02:27 PM

Does anyone else here think that A Tribe Called Quest is, like, the ultimate rap group?

The Brad 09-30-2006 02:27 PM

Black Metal Rap.

Corpse paint and bling, suckaa.

Jody LeCompte 09-30-2006 02:27 PM

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass;13356185]"What are you fighting for?"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbYqrhjg8Ig[/url][/QUOTE]

A CERTAIN SHADE OF GREEN!

...

Yeah...

The Brad 09-30-2006 02:30 PM

A dude that was in my english class last semester and my math class this semester (before I dropped) really loved them.
(in reference to ATCQ)

Efrim 09-30-2006 02:31 PM

[QUOTE=ebe9;13356173]Well if she wanted to continue even though it was not the best idea, then she has no right to bitch at at you.



Did you at any point during the proceedings say that maybe you should not do it as you thought you were hurting her?[/QUOTE]

I did, twice. It was hurting me by the end of it.

FunkMetalBass 09-30-2006 02:32 PM

"Abortion Joint"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpCm6wTEM28[/url]

PaulSimonon 09-30-2006 02:32 PM

Their lyrics are great and they had Ron mother****ing Carter playing bass for them.


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