And 112.

And I think 911 works as well actually.

americans sound so retarded when they say 911.

999

Also, what is up with ambulances being pricks these days, I remember 5 years ago the papers were full of stories about people using ambulances as taxis; whenever i've phoned for one when paralytic they won't come and collect me :(

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3;13531887]I'm not sure if you're being serious or not but, yes it is the telephone number for emergency services in the U.K.[/QUOTE]

savages

pfft yeah jon i guess we should pronounce it Noyin Wun Wun

so houdini (sp?) was really a spy for the scotland yard and he spied on russian anarchists. who would have thought.

noyin =/

wtf

wun wun.

[QUOTE=Jon;13533968]noyin =/

wtf[/QUOTE]

thats how you british people say nine, trust me, this one time i watched Coronation Street on CBC. I think i'd know

[QUOTE=POINTLESS5448;13533939]so houdini (sp?) was really a spy for the scotland yard and he spied on russian anarchists. who would have thought.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I saw that thread too. It doesn't look like much in the way of historical research, but it would make a great action hero film, don't you think?

I think they say it more like "noin."




Tea and crumpets anyone?

Proper crumpets are splendid, but the horrible rubber stuff one buys in Tesco's and Sainsbury's is just awful.

[QUOTE=coheneran;13534537]im a big english softy and cant open pickle jars.[/QUOTE]

I had a crumpet once, it was pretty good with some jam

Brad posted this on his Myspace bulletin. You're such a dick Brad, seriously, what the f[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ck?:

[QUOTE=Brad's Shi'tty Myspace Bulletin]Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um.....no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.



5 minutes pass.......



Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat



Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.





An hour passes.........

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.





2 months later.........

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.



The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."



The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......[/QUOTE]

Haha I hate him so much.

Haha. I just reposted it for all the hatemail i'd get cause i put the title as like "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HILARIOUS"

[QUOTE=coheneran;13534616]Brad posted this on his Myspace bulletin. You're such a dick Brad, seriously, what the f[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ck?:[/QUOTE]
ha, what a horrible ending. all leads up to nothing

What a c[COLOR="Black"]o[/COLOR]ckjockey.

That is seriously pretty hawt though.

Brad didn't make that up, I saw that as a bulletin like, four months ago.

Just the fact that he posted it.

I've got a bulletin for all you fags.

[QUOTE]
Coheneran: Can I slurp your semen?
Guy: Certainly
Coheneran: Being bisexual is so fun, lets go and become members of Leftover Crack.
Guy: Yay!
[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHAHHA. That's funny as hell.

I don't get the LoC joke.

[QUOTE=Excursions;13534936]I've got a bulletin for all you fags.[/QUOTE]
You bastar[size=2]d[/size], you made me interrupt my typography class because I was in hysterics :):(

[QUOTE=Jon;13536849]You bastar[size=2]d[/size], you made me interrupt my typography class because I was in hysterics :):([/QUOTE]

You should probably be listening instead of posting on crappy forums.

You working tonight? I really am not in the mood for this job anymore. I think I might die or something. There're pains all over my body. And for some reason, I'm supposed to take Catrina on a date. How did that happen?

1) Yes, they're explaining how to do drop shadows in Photoshop.

Completely wrong, I might add.

I made a thread about this class ages ago, search my threads and read 'Photoshop', it was in the Pit.

2) I know, I might actually kill the woman manager. Chuku is a dude but still.

Have you got paid yet? I checked at 8.30 today, I'm hoping its cos its before 9 or something. I'll check again at lunch. If I don't get paid every single penny by tomorrow lunchtime I'm going in, throwing a tantrum and leaving an EMP in the middle of the computer bay.

I'm working 5-8 tomorrow night, I realllly can't be bothered, but if I don't do tomorrow then it won't be 4 shifts this week and I won't get paid for the rest of this week until next next monday.

[QUOTE=Jon;13536878]1) Yes, they're explaining how to do drop shadows in Photoshop.

Completely wrong, I might add.

I made a thread about this class ages ago, search my threads and read 'Photoshop', it was in the Pit.

2) I know, I might actually kill the woman manager. Chuku is a dude but still.

Have you got paid yet? I checked at 8.30 today, I'm hoping its cos its before 9 or something. I'll check again at lunch. If I don't get paid every single penny by tomorrow lunchtime I'm going in, throwing a tantrum and leaving an EMP in the middle of the computer bay.

I'm working 5-8 tomorrow night, I realllly can't be bothered, but if I don't do tomorrow then it won't be 4 shifts this week and I won't get paid for the rest of this week until next next monday.[/QUOTE]

Dude, great call on that EMP thing. Do you know how to make one? That'd be beautiful.

It's not even the bosses that piss me off (although they do, but that's bosses for you:p), it's the work. It's so pointless and stupid and lets you be about as creative as a wooden door.

Oh, by the way, I found out what the catch is. We're not allowed to say "free", but the "fitted kitchen, at no charge" means that we pay for the fitting to be done, but they have to pay for all the fittings themselves. And the fact that we get to design the kitchens means we can overcharge them on the items. All we pay for is the builders. Or something like that, maybe the other way around.

The EMP plans are on totse or textfiles or something, totse is blocked at college so I dunno.

Its the fact that we're ripping off these poor people. They don't want a kitchen, but you convince them its free. Whatever. Urgh. Gonna apply in McDonalds at lunchtime and ponder my future activities, but I'm not quitting till I find a new job.

Apparently they pay for the kitchen but we design it, and if they get chosen to appear in Homestyle Magazine they get it for free or something.

What a load of crap.

Tips -
1) DON'T mention the kitchen until you've asked how the questions.
2) It is NOT a sales call
3) "That's great sir! I AM NOW GOING TO pass you onto my advisor etc etc", not "Can I now..." or "Would you like me to...". I got 5 bytes in 1/2 hour using this method.

It's all the damn mixed messages from the bosses as well. Chuku heard me ask if it's ok to pass them on, so he said "Don't ask, tell them you are" and then I was doing that for a few shifts, and he comes up to me and says "Eran, all the people you passed on weren't interested, you gotta ask if it's ok to pass them on" and I was like WTF you dickweed?!

Nah, its the difference between.

"k ima pass you on..."
*lead*
*hangup*
:angry:

and
"k ima pass you on"
ok
*lead*

OK.

Dude, you got a pair of cowboy boots I can borrow for tommorow?

What size are you?

Have you got smelly feet?

If you ruin them you buy me a new pair, but on the plus side they were only £20 from Rokit (the one by Inverness Street, not Stables).

Where you going tomorrow night?