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e p 09-29-2004 08:22 PM

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs on your doorstep?









Matt.







:wave:


Later Luke.

Yar.




joe

:amaze: 09-29-2004 08:23 PM

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]what do you say to someone that is about to get banned.

"bye luke"

lowsound[/QUOTE]


Huh?? what did I do that broke the rules?



Your mom is so fat, she saw a school bus full of white people and said "Stop that twinkie!"




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thelowsoundofbass 09-29-2004 08:23 PM

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs floting in the water?
bob

lowsound

:amaze: 09-29-2004 08:24 PM

[QUOTE=e p]What do you call a boy with no arms and legs on your doorstep?









Matt.







:wave:


Later Luke.

Yar.




joe[/QUOTE]

Mybe I'm not leaving yet ... I wanna know exactly why I am getting banned...



No arms and legs hanging from a wall?



Art.




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:amaze: 09-29-2004 08:25 PM

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]what do you call a man with no arms and no legs floting in the water?
bob

lowsound[/QUOTE]


...In a pile of leaves?




Russel.




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ScorpSath 09-29-2004 08:25 PM

Jokes edited.

Crapdragoon 09-29-2004 08:26 PM

Man the stupidness level is off the charts on theses jokes.

thelowsoundofbass 09-29-2004 08:26 PM

how do you know if you are a redneck?
you couch doubbles as you patio funiture.

lowsound

:amaze: 09-29-2004 08:26 PM

[QUOTE=ScorpSath]Jokes edited.[/QUOTE]


Good job :thumb:


I dont want to come off as a giant anus ... but I was just looking out for you..





....in a pot of boiling water?



Stu.




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:amaze: 09-29-2004 08:28 PM

[QUOTE=Crapdragoon]Man the stupidness level is off the charts on theses jokes.[/QUOTE]


Why did the pirate have a patch on his eye?


Becuase it was his first day with the hook, and a bird pooped in his eye.




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ScorpSath 09-29-2004 08:28 PM

Sory for anyone offended except for ep that pirate deservees it ;)

:amaze: 09-29-2004 08:29 PM

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]how do you know if you are a redneck?
you couch doubbles as you patio funiture.

lowsound[/QUOTE]


What did one redneck say to another?


Hey, can you hold my hammer while I nail my cousin?




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thelowsoundofbass 09-29-2004 08:32 PM

luke finally came up with a funny one.

what do you call a redneck family reunion?

the dating game

lowsound

:amaze: 09-29-2004 08:34 PM

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]luke finally came up with a funny one.

what do you call a redneck family reunion?

dating

lowsound[/QUOTE]


What's the difference between what I am doing now, and what I should be doing?


I'm on the computer now, but I should be doing homework. Which I am now going to do. NIght MX:wave:




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ScorpSath 09-29-2004 08:36 PM

Nite luke.

thelowsoundofbass 09-29-2004 08:38 PM

see ya

lowsound

thelowsoundofbass 09-29-2004 08:42 PM

how to tell that you are a redneck.

you are related to you aunt on both sides and you think that her daughtor is hot

lowsound

thelowsoundofbass 09-29-2004 08:58 PM

well i am out for the night.

lowsound

PaulSimonon 09-29-2004 09:00 PM

Night....

PaulSimonon 09-29-2004 09:00 PM

Night....

ScorpSath 09-29-2004 09:09 PM

Nite...

ScorpSath 09-29-2004 09:09 PM

Nite...

PaulSimonon 09-29-2004 09:11 PM

whoah.... I didn't mean to do that......

ScorpSath 09-29-2004 10:08 PM

Paul we doing that bass comP!?!?

Crapdragoon 09-29-2004 10:09 PM

Hello kiddies

ScorpSath 09-29-2004 10:27 PM

Im off to bed now, nite mx.

morpcat 09-30-2004 12:20 AM

School's boring. Physics teacher is going on and on about charges. The atom or the molecule can orientateitself with the field, so how much the material can do that will affect the value of k.

Hiya craps.

janyeno 09-30-2004 12:27 AM

I'm never in any of these bass comps :(

gelly12 09-30-2004 12:31 AM

^
why not

ocdrumandbass 09-30-2004 12:49 AM

sup homies

is there a name for when you dont know if your happy or sad?

im in it now.

going on stage for the first time next week = good
i think my housemate and best friend has cracked the ****s with me = bad
i like my bass = good
back to school in one week = bad
summer is coming = good
tired = bad

gelly12 09-30-2004 01:07 AM

going on stage for the first time next week definitely cancels out the rest

ocdrumandbass 09-30-2004 01:53 AM

thanks! :thumb:

whats up with with you all

gaslight 09-30-2004 02:39 AM

[QUOTE=ocdrumandbass]is there a name for when you dont know if your happy or sad?

im in it now.
[/QUOTE]

I dunno :confused:.

I know there is a word for it though.

Ah what's up peeps.

Got some hot chips here, gonna have some pizza tonight.

Road trip tommorow.

Rollo47 09-30-2004 02:47 AM

G'day All

I'm bored as.

ocdrumandbass 09-30-2004 02:55 AM

schoolies?

gaslight 09-30-2004 03:00 AM

^ If that's about my road trip, nah. I'm going to Melbourne with my band for the weekend.

Alma 09-30-2004 03:46 AM

^ melb aye, beat sydney to the ****ter :thumb:

go to the bass centre while you're down too

gaslight 09-30-2004 03:48 AM

I like the sound of that.

Where is it at?

ocdrumandbass 09-30-2004 05:05 AM

it is in park street, south melbourne

madthumbs 09-30-2004 05:12 AM

[QUOTE=Crapdragoon]Whats up mad-t :p[/QUOTE]
Sweet **** all bro, you?


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