[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Well, I don't want people gettin mad at me for gross (read as: 'funny') ones.




There were two muffins in an oven. One looks over to the other and says "Whew! It's hot in here!" The other looks over and says "WTF HOLY S%#$@! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!"




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
lol

[QUOTE=PuNkSiSdEaD]ANOTHER MILDLY OFFENSIVE ONE:

What's the best part of sex with 28 year olds?






There are 20 of them
i don't get it[/QUOTE]


Think about it. :rolleyes:




:amaze:


BTW, racist jokes are not going to be tolerated by the mods, and there is a good chance you can get banned for them.




OFFENDING TO WOMEN:


Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?





Because she was a woman!!




:amaze:

it is better gross then racist

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Well, I don't want people gettin mad at me for gross (read as: 'funny') ones.




There were two muffins in an oven. One looks over to the other and says "Whew! It's hot in here!" The other looks over and says "WTF HOLY S%#$@! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!"




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

see that is a good joke.

lowsound

purple

Why do women have small feet?




So they can stand closer to the stove.




Har, har, har.



Yar.




joe




And Scorpsath, those racist ones are where the lines are drawn, seriously.

scorp you might want to stop it with the racist jokes...

Alright you guys are done.

Why did michael jackson go to wal mart











cuz kidz clothes were half off

[QUOTE=FREAKofNATURE]lol, that is close to a michael jackson joke i heard, why does michael jackson like twenty-eight year olds? because there is twenty of them.[/QUOTE]


Yeah ... same thing pretty much.




THere was a woman laying in the beach, trying to get a tan, and all of a sudden she was engulfed in a shadow. She looks up, and lo! It was MIchael Jackson! She says "excuse me sir, you are in my sun."




:amaze:

what does michael jackson and zits have in common?










they both come on pre-teen's faces.

No one will complain right!?!?!?

Fine a slightly sexist one


A woman was reading a blank peice of paper a man comes in and questions " What are you reading "
She replies " My rights "



God forgive me

I still don't get it

You know what movie i wanna see that i havent seen in ages, is "The good, The bad and the Ugly" That movie was just a friggin shoot em up classic.

Yeah Scorp ... I'd delete/edit the racist ones ...


And I am FAR from done.





There is an accident where a woman was hit by a guy riding a motorcycle and killed. Who is to blame?


The guy -- he shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen!!




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[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Yeah ... same thing pretty much.




THere was a woman laying in the beach, trying to get a tan, and all of a sudden she was engulfed in a shadow. She looks up, and lo! It was MIchael Jackson! She says "excuse me sir, you are in my sun."




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thats funny

[QUOTE=ScorpSath]No one will complain right!?!?!?

Fine a slightly sexist one


A woman was reading a blank peice of paper a man comes in and questions " What are you reading "
She replies " My rights "



God forgive me[/QUOTE]


HAHAHAHAH That;s awesome!



How many men does it take to replace lighbulb in the kitchen?




None. Let her cook in the dark.




:amaze:

[QUOTE=PuNkSiSdEaD]thats funny[/QUOTE]


I like you.

You will be my internet friend.


:thumb:





Yar.




joe

that one was stupid

[QUOTE=Crapdragoon]You know what movie i wanna see that i havent seen in ages, is "The good, The bad and the Ugly" That movie was just a friggin shoot em up classic.[/QUOTE]


I haven't seen it either ....




What do you do if you see a retard having a fit in the bath tub?






Throw in some laundry detergent, and do a load of wash...




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[QUOTE=ScorpSath]No one will complain right!?!?!?

Fine a slightly sexist one


A woman was reading a blank peice of paper a man comes in and questions " What are you reading "
She replies " My rights "



God forgive me[/QUOTE]
for you it's santin

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow shoveler?
















Give her a shovel.

this is my last one for tonight and then im off. i mean no offence by this(even though it is not that bad)

why do Canadians do it doggy style?






so they both can watch the hockey game.

[QUOTE=Crapdragoon]that one was stupid[/QUOTE]


Too many posts too fast tonight, you need to use quotes...





What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?






Not being retarded!




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[QUOTE=e p]I like you.

You will be my internet friend.


kewl

[QUOTE=PuNkSiSdEaD]for you it's santin[/QUOTE]

Huh????



What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?





ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




:amaze:

I have to go do homework bubye

knock knock.
whos there?
shut the F*** up.
shut the f*** up who?
shut the f*** up with the racest and gross jokes.

lowsound

Luke most people on the boards know I'm not that big of a jerk, should I really delete them, will the bass mods care??

Why don't women need a watch??









Theres a clock on the stove.

[QUOTE=PuNkSiSdEaD][QUOTE=e p]

kewl[/QUOTE]


That's weird ... my ex-guitarist in my band used to spell it that way too...




:amaze:

[QUOTE=PuNkSiSdEaD]I have to go do homework bubye[/QUOTE]


Love ya. ;)




Yar.



joe

good i think that the jokes are done now.

lowsound

[QUOTE=ScorpSath]Luke most people on the boards know I'm not that big of a jerk, should I really delete them, will the bass mods care??

[/QUOTE]

I would ... jsut to be on the safe side. Everyone knows you are joking ... but you could still get baned for it ... perm banned too.


(I forgot a joke last post, so here's two)



How do you make a 1 armed retard fall out of a tree?




:wave:




How do you get a two armed retard to fall out of a tree?




:wave: :wave:




:amaze:

Luke, nicely put lad.




Yar.




joe

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]good i think that the jokes are done now.

lowsound[/QUOTE]


HAHAHAHA ... THAT was a good joke!!




*knock knock*


-who's there?-


I like to eat and bathe in P




:amaze:

[QUOTE=e p]Luke, nicely put lad.




Yar.




joe[/QUOTE]
:thumb:



What does a Pirate constantly look for that is always behind him?





His booty!




:amaze:

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]:thumb:



What does a Pirate constantly look for that is always behind him?





His booty!




:amaze:[/QUOTE]





That's because we pirates have that massive ghetto booty, yo.


I like to pop mine to some vulgar sea chanteys.



Yar.




joe

Hahahaha, nice.





What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole??






Phil.




:amaze:

what do you say to someone that is about to get banned.

"bye luke"

lowsound

I gotta go do my homework now though ... I'll tlak to you cats tomorrow.



How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, the keyboard palyer does it with his left hand.



How many guitarists does it take?

None, he'll steal light from everyone else.


Drummers?

Umm ... I got nothing ... :upset:



:amaze: