I ate almost a whole tomato earlier

[QUOTE]i like it when girls make food for me[/QUOTE]fuck yeah

goddammit jaundice stfu

I make food for girls a lot, makes for a good date chicks love it when you cook for them.

[QUOTE=Angmar;18607065]I made schnitzel a bunch in Austria because you can get the right meat cuts for it but I don't know where to get those nice large flat pieces of meat.[/QUOTE]

Can't get them really large all the time, but thinly sliced pork/veal cutlets work well.

Or take a thicker piece, put a sheet of saran paper on top, and flatten it out really thin with a rubber mallet/meat tenderizer.

yeah ill just stick to them making food for me

I can make a really good throw-everything-you-can-find-into-some-eggs omelette

oh wow that must take some real skill

fat bags omelette

doesnt make sense paul you faggot i cant inject an omelette

[QUOTE=Angmar;18607065]I made schnitzel a bunch in Austria because you can get the right meat cuts for it but I don't know where to get those nice large flat pieces of meat.[/QUOTE]

your moms tits

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18607098]doesnt make sense paul you faggot i cant inject an omelette[/QUOTE]

sam probably has

no way he is better at injecting stuff than me fuck the utter notion ronald

EDIT: yo nick YAWN ur puttin me 2 sleep wit yo tired ass shit

im better at everything than everyone

yes you have outfatted everyone on this page

gonna go cry and cut myself now

dont do that im jk

oh god the fotrums went down for me whats everyone been doing for an hour and a half??

holy shit okay im back

sup bros

that was scary.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18607134]oh god the fotrums went down for me whats everyone been doing for an hour and a half??[/QUOTE]

yo me too i was lost and afraid without u guise

Glad to see nobody died

well until elim posts again we have one still unaccounted for

bored

anybody know how old Bonnie Wright is because she is def my new celebrity crush holy moley

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best way to show youre alive ^

back in houston for a lil
dunno if im happy or sad to be bored for a week

[quote=TimJim;18607151]anybody know how old Bonnie Wright is because she is def my new celebrity crush holy moley[/quote]
i looked into it and she is slightly younger than me all systems go i repeat all systems go

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