[QUOTE=PuNkSiSdEaD]I'm serious I can't spell laughing[/QUOTE]






Yar.




joe

[QUOTE=PuNkSiSdEaD]I'm serious I can't go a day without laffing[/QUOTE]


What if you found out you had cancer?




:amaze:

lol that is a good question.

I know how to spell laughing

GROSS/OFFENSIVE JOKE:

What is black, plastic, and has 31 arms and legs?








A trash bag in the alley outside the abortion clinic.




:amaze:

First post of twelve, coolness!

ha ha ha ha thats the greatist joke i have heard in a long time.

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]What if you found out you had cancer?




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
I think then I would cry, but after that I would laugh

And I have so much homework to get done, and Im procrastinating :eek:

^^dude that is SICK and i hope you get banned for that comment.

lowsound

edit: to luke

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]GROSS/OFFENSIVE JOKE:

What is black, plastic, and has 31 arms and legs?








A trash bag in the alley outside the abortion clinic.




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
I don't think it's very funny

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]^^dude that is SICK and i hope you get banned for that comment.

lowsound[/QUOTE]


Really ... thanks :)






What do you call 6.02*10^23 idiots?







Mollasses.




:amaze:

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]GROSS/OFFENSIVE JOKE:

What is black, plastic, and has 31 arms and legs?








A trash bag in the alley outside the abortion clinic.




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

LOL thats great lol

[QUOTE=ScorpSath]And I have so much homework to get done, and Im procrastinating :eek:[/QUOTE]


Yeah me too ... stupid Shakespeare.



Whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white......







A nun falling down the stairs.




:amaze:

Even grosser the luke's joke:
whats better then ten dead babies stapled to one tree?












one dead baby stapled to ten trees.

Luke you kick ***. You too Freak.

I really think you should get banned for that joke! I thought that was f in sick and Yes that was offensive and gross

People have sense of humor, obviously he's not serious.

But if you guys are really that easily offended, and ignore warnings, I'll keep 'em clean.



What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup??







Anyone can roast beef :cool:




:amaze:

you could pee worse then soup with schmegma :thumb:

[QUOTE=FREAKofNATURE]Even grosser the luke's joke:
whats better then ten dead babies stapled to one tree?












one dead baby stapled to ten trees.[/QUOTE]

I have one similar to that ... but I can't even say it, it's about 10x grosser.



What's a snake's favorite subject?






HISSSSSStory.




:amaze:

Im currently watching my favorite movie ever. (Shawshank redemption)

oh come on just say it, but give a warning to the people of weak minds and stomachs.

[QUOTE=Crapdragoon]Im currently watching my favorite movie ever. (Shawshank redemption)[/QUOTE]


*has never seen it*



How does a farmer move his cows in bulk?








In a MOOOOOOOving van.




:amaze:

I HAVE ONE
whats everyones favorite game?

[QUOTE=FREAKofNATURE]oh come on just say it, but give a warning to the people of weak minds and stomachs.[/QUOTE]
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luke your jokes are getting less funny.

wtf luke, this is a must see movie.

[QUOTE=FREAKofNATURE]oh come on just say it, but give a warning to the people of weak minds and stomachs.[/QUOTE]


Maybe later .. but doubtful.




ANOTHER MILDLY OFFENSIVE ONE:

What's the best part of sex with 28 year olds?






There are 20 of them :cool:




:amaze:

ya it is a good movie, i watched it yesterday i think.

The Shawshank Redemption is great, is it on DVD, I'd love to have it.

hide and go **** youself

Hahah lolz banorz that luk FAGZ hahahah JKZ HAHA NO WAYS LOLZ REFLZ EHAHA.

OFFENSIVE






/start









[SIZE=1]What's the difference between a lambourghini and a pile of dead babies?





You don't have a lambourghini in your garage.[/SIZE]









/end






Yar.


joe

Id have to say it is, funkn.

ANOTHER MILDLY OFFENSIVE ONE:

What's the best part of sex with 28 year olds?






There are 20 of them
i don't get it

red

[QUOTE=FREAKofNATURE]luke your jokes are getting less funny.[/QUOTE]


Well, I don't want people gettin mad at me for gross (read as: 'funny') ones.




There were two muffins in an oven. One looks over to the other and says "Whew! It's hot in here!" The other looks over and says "WTF HOLY S%#$@! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!"




:amaze:

ok you want a sick joke

what is black and bubbley and bangs on windows?

a baby in a microwave.

SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU FREEKS!!!!!

lowsound

lol, that is close to a michael jackson joke i heard, why does michael jackson like twenty-eight year olds? because there is twenty of them.