guest starring Nicholas Cage as Nicholas unCaged RAGE

it's like the hulk in satanic reverses

it's like salman rushdie* with dan browns GUNS

*robert anton wilson

salmon rushdie was the only fish ever to write a bestselling novel

salmans girlfriends are the only fish markets of india wut

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17941383]what the **** are you even talking about at this point?[/QUOTE]

does anyone even try to understand jaundice anymore

i mean dont get me wrong, i love the kid, but it's a lost cause

hah YEAH EMH

EMH you must be the most oblivious poster of all time :(

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17941533]EMH you must be the most oblivious poster of all time :([/QUOTE]
i mean dont get me wrong, i love the kid, but it's a lost cause

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17941533]EMH you must be the most oblivious poster of all time :([/QUOTE]

I get that a lot.

I decided last week that from now on I'm only going to wear plain white cotton boxer shorts so that's all I'm going to buy from now on. I bought four pairs at the mall yesterday.

What's going on bros.

7:21 in the morning. why am i awake

So excited that I feel like I could vomit.

im so tired that i feel like i could vomit.

I'm getting bags so I foresee much vomiting on this day.

just woke up

goin back to bed

so used to vomiting that it feels normal now

slept for 13 hours hell yes

slept for 7 :(

slept for 7.5 :-|

Goddamn, 13 hours of sleep?

I wake up with a bad headache if I sleep for 10 hours.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17941511]salmon rushdie was the only fish ever to write a bestselling novel[/QUOTE]

lol

i sleep around 4 hours. sometimes im lucky and get 6-8 hours though

lololol someone just sent me this


[IMG]http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs386.snc3/23582_385890259677_571684677_3898048_1237499_n.jpg[/IMG]

i about died

/cookie monster hat

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;17941527]does anyone even try to understand jaundice anymore

i mean dont get me wrong, i love the kid, but it's a lost cause[/QUOTE]

i'll probably be okay in the end

Sometimes I see a Jaundice post and wonder if he's actually serious or just trying to look weird.

I mean, don't get me wrong, but it's kind of become your gimmick thing.

Ninety percent of the time I'm dead serious.

At most I might exaggerate a little bit to be funny sometimes.

why the **** is it snowing in april.

[QUOTE=Mornwyrd;17941664]Goddamn, 13 hours of sleep?

I wake up with a bad headache if I sleep for 10 hours.[/QUOTE]

Yeah normally I do too but I really needed it.

[QUOTE=ColonelKurtz;17940168]I see it on the bed
she is gone out - shopping, she said
I try it on
Suddenly - i have curves
i hardly even notice the bulge
Suddenly - i am complete[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jaundice;17941079]Not bad for its short length

it's certainly [B]something i can relate to[/B][/QUOTE]

I mean that's pretty weird, man.

I've always had at least a casual interest in being a girl.

weird jaundice

I think it'd be really interesting to hang out with you sometime, Alex. :lol: Especially when you're on robo. I'd rather just get wasted on alcohol myself, but to each his own, lol.

****. Missed school today cuz I slept in. Parents will be pissed.

sup bros.

call in

pretend to be your dad

say you wont make it due to illness

Thing was, I missed an in-class essay and a lab report. :/

ok but

you're in high school right

cant you just get a call in an get excused for illness?

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17941797]ok but

you're in high school right

cant you just get a call in an get excused for illness?[/QUOTE]

They'll just put me on lunch duty tomorrow.

Thing is, there's a field trip tomorrow. :cool:

But I could use the lab report and essay to bring my high B's to low A's.

I need it.

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