[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;13309076]Hahahaha, that made me laugh so hard.[/QUOTE]

offensive jokes rule

whats funnier than a dead baby?
the kid with downs syndrom sitting next to him

what do you call a dead baby nailed to your wall?
art

How many babies does it take to make baby oil?
depends how hard you squeeze them

Why do you put babies in a blender feet first?
so you can see their expression

What sits in your kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?
a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.






And even if I did, I woudn't sit in it and masturbate.

gtfo

[QUOTE=Teeb;13311459]What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.






And even if I did, I woudn't sit in it and masturbate.[/QUOTE]

That's one of the best I've heard so far. None of these come close to the horrific comedic genius that is [url]http://www.cant-touch-this.co.uk/morningglory/comics.html[/url].

[QUOTE=coheneran;13313101]That's one of the best I've heard so far. None of these come close to the horrific comedic genius that is [url]http://www.cant-touch-this.co.uk/morningglory/comics.html[/url].[/QUOTE]

best thing ever to come out of ****ty sudbury

sudbury, eeeew.

hahaha my dad's from sudbury, everytime i go there i come back from visiting I have atleast 3 showers.

AHahahaha. Goooood.
Whats your show schedual looking like for the fall?
I'll be lucky to go to a show or two downtown.

****, i dunno theres like NO shows, its teh ghey. The only thing im looking forward to is rancid in december and some 3tards/antics/super secret headliner show on dec 16th. Scout for some october-november shows.

Date: 2006-10-07
Bands: The Cat Empire
Venue: Phoenix - Toronto, ON
Doors: 6pm, $22.50, all ages

Date: 2006-10-07
Bands: The Big Man Himself
Venue: Reilly's - Toronto, ON
Doors: 8pm, all ages
( just cause i <3 a boy in the band)
[B]Date: 2006-10-08
Bands: Less Than Jake, Catch 22, The Loved Ones, New Mexican Disaster
Venue: Phoenix - Toronto, ON
Doors: TBA[/B]

Date: 2006-11-14
Bands: Against All Authority, The Know How, Time Again, The Flatliners
Venue: Call the Office - London, ON
Doors: TBA
( there will be a toronto date.. i hope?)



Date: 2006-12-09
Bands: The Toasters
Venue: Lee's Palace - Toronto, ON
Doors: 19+
( i think its lees place thats normally chill with underage kids

Date: 2006-11-08
Bands: Prince Buster w/ (Leon) Delroy Williams & The Lynn Taitt Band, Willi Williams
Venue: Phoenix - Toronto, ON
Doors: 9pm, $39, 19+
( phoenix is harder to get into)

[B][I][U]Date: 2006-12-21
Bands: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Venue: Oakville Center for the Arts - Oakville, ON
Doors: 8pm, $70, all ages[/U][/I][/B]

too much skaaaaaa

EDIT: so many of those are 19+

EDITEDIT: the toronto date for against all authority/time again is nov 16th i beleive

EDITEDITEDIT: 70 BUCKS! BUN DAT

October 7 - My band in some chick's backyard
October 20 - Latterman
Novermber 4 - Latterman
November 5 - Rx Bandits

edit: Lol@ $39 and $70. Punx.

latterman should be taken down a peg

Or not.

70 for big bad voodoo daddy,
or 70 for AAA/know how..
or BOTH? what. how much is AAA?

edit:
Date: 2006-10-08
Bands: Lily Allen
Venue: Mod Club - Toronto, ON
Doors: TBA
lol?

[QUOTE=Jessizzle;13314412]

[B][I][U]Date: 2006-12-21
Bands: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Venue: Oakville Center for the Arts - Oakville, ON
Doors: 8pm, $70, all ages[/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE]

Saw them in Ottawa in July. So. f[FONT="Verdana"]u[/FONT]cking. awesome.

I cant WAIT to see them.
but its sooooooo much money.
did people dress up in fancy clothes and dance to swing all night?

Hey it's a few days before xmas, that's cool...still overpriced though :-\

AAA were just at Toronto in recent months. They're not coming again.

[QUOTE=Jessizzle;13314627]I cant WAIT to see them.
but its sooooooo much money.
did people dress up in fancy clothes and dance to swing all night?[/QUOTE]

yeah they were all these really cool rockabilly hipster type people. there was one guy with his girlfriend who looked a lot like brian setzer. and it was in this open park and they had a special dance pit and everyone was swing dancing and there was this woman who was like 80 who was grooving.

October 19th - World/inferno, whole wheat bread, street dogs, bouncing souls (wont be able to go)
November 3rd - The Casualties (going because friends want to)
November 5th - Naked Raygun, Blue Meanies, Toasters, 7 seconds, Mustard Plug and many more (wont be able to go)
November 14th - Primus (wont be able to go)

A lot of shows that in my mind I'm planning on still going to, but in reality wont be able to :(

[QUOTE=lynch_me;13314659]AAA were just at Toronto in recent months. They're not coming again.[/QUOTE]

theyre at the kathedral with time again on november 15th

AAA came to toronto, and didnt tell ANYONE it was a secret.
dont forget that theyre playing with the know how.
like my favourite band this week.

NoMeansNo - Oct 25th
Maybe Primus if I can get at least one of my friends to start liking them by November.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;13314639]Hey it's a few days before xmas, that's cool...still overpriced though :-\[/QUOTE]
wtf

[QUOTE=Nerdcore753;13315592]NoMeansNo - Oct 25th
Maybe Primus if I can get at least one of my friends to start liking them by November.[/QUOTE]

How can they not like Primus? That band is fried gold!

ANYONE in marching band?

[QUOTE=Volume8;13316181]How can they not like Primus? That band is fried gold![/QUOTE]

I don't like Primus :-\

[QUOTE=Nerdcore753]Maybe Primus if I can get at least one of my friends to start liking them by November.[/QUOTE]
My brother and I have already preordered tickets for December 3rd.

[QUOTE=asdf;13314787]
November 5th - Naked Raygun, Blue Meanies, Toasters, 7 seconds, Mustard Plug and many more[/QUOTE]


I'm going to this. It's gonna be awesome.