[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities;13298336]I would[/QUOTE]

When did you start listening to the black keys?

Just bought tix for Strike Anywhere and Bane. Fun.

If Satan ruled supreme, of course
[QUOTE=lynch_me;13299043]When did you start listening to the black keys?[/QUOTE]
Maybe a few months or so. They are DA[SIZE="2"]M[/SIZE]N good

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities;13299336]If Satan ruled supreme, of course
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Wait, he doesn't yet?

Damnit /changes religions

Lol, there are people in England who spell Rory as Raughoeiry but pronounce it exactly the same.

Lol, yeah, Joe is crazy, everyone knows GCF is the bezt.:rolleyes:

So my 'rents all of a sudden went all conspiracy theorist. They've been scaring the crap out of me.

Explain

[url]http://www.freedomtofascism.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo;13298239]do you[/QUOTE]

i love your location

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;13303553]i love your location[/QUOTE]

I love the intro to that movie so much.

[QUOTE=coheneran;13300266]Lol, there are people in England who spell Rory as Raughoeiry but pronounce it exactly the same.[/QUOTE]

lol

[QUOTE=coheneran;13300266]Lol, there are people in England who spell Rory as Raughoeiry but pronounce it exactly the same.[/QUOTE]

That would be so funny if that kid had a substitue teacher and the teacher reads the name off a list, but has NO IDEA how it's pronoucned.

[QUOTE=SantaDuJuan;13304304]That would be so funny if that kid had a substitue teacher and the teacher reads the name off a list, but has NO IDEA how it's pronoucned.[/QUOTE]

It would be even funnier if the substitute teacher was wearing a lion suit when she was trying to pronounce it phoenetically.

[QUOTE=coheneran;13304961]It would be even funnier if the substitute teacher was wearing a lion suit when she was trying to pronounce it phoenetically.[/QUOTE]

Rofl Rofl.

[QUOTE=Lazybassplr56;13299236]Just bought tix for Strike Anywhere and Bane. Fun.[/QUOTE]

Just saw SA/Ignite/MLIW/AGT last night. It was really fun. I thought Ignite played the best set. So much energy, it was crazy. SA and MLIW played very well also. Defiently worth the 12 bucks. Also, it was at the church which is a pretty small venue, so it made it that much better.

Hey guys.

Hey Joe, I can see time hasn't tarnished your remarkable posting skills any.

If by time you mean, a week, then no it hasn't.

Suck my dick you dirty slut. You've been a bad girl Joe.

How do you get a baby into a jar?

A blender.

How do you get it out again?

DORITOS!






How do you make a baby cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on its favourite teddy bear.

Those jokes were way too disgusting to be funny.

I love 'em.

What's worse than five babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to five trees!

I used to love them, but now the novelty has worn off and I'm mortally horrified by every dead baby joke someone tells me.

I never found those jokes funny. And not because of the shock factor or because they're "disgusting" I just don't think they're funny.

A crab walks into a bar, tries to order a drink, but the bartender ignores him. He stands there for twenty minutes trying to get the bartender's attention, and finally the bartender walks up to him and says "What do you want?" very rudely. The crab goes "Hey man, what's your problem, I just want a drink." The bartender looks him up and down, and says, "You crabs are all alike, comin' in here, givin' it all that!" *Does arm movements*

It's just not funny when it's not face to face.

[QUOTE=coheneran;13307955]It's just not funny when it's not face to face.[/QUOTE]

that must be it because i read it to myself a few times and was like >.<

[QUOTE=coheneran;13307955]A crab walks into a bar, tries to order a drink, but the bartender ignores him. He stands there for twenty minutes trying to get the bartender's attention, and finally the bartender walks up to him and says "What do you want?" very rudely. The crab goes "Hey man, what's your problem, I just want a drink." The bartender looks him up and down, and says, "You crabs are all alike, comin' in here, givin' it all that!" *Does arm movements*

It's just not funny when it's not face to face.[/QUOTE]
Like the "Why was Jesus so popular?" joke.

If you mean the one from Family Guy, then yes.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe;13307608]How do you get a baby into a jar?

A blender.

How do you get it out again?

DORITOS!






How do you make a baby cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on its favourite teddy bear.[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha, that made me laugh so hard.