[QUOTE=BenJammin;13604184]What joke? :upset:[/QUOTE]

the joke about it being intestinal.

you told me it was an anal dwelling parasite.

-sixner

I'm going to be the first kid on my block to own a Ben Lesser cd. I can't wait!

I want the CD, but I don't want to be ****ed with paying and such, but I also don't want to **** you over by mooching.

Oh well.

Hello ladies.






joe

[QUOTE=progmegood;13604260]I'm going to be the first kid on my block to own a Ben Lesser cd. I can't wait![/QUOTE]

I am the first kid on my block to even know that he exists. :p

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon;13604267]I want the CD, but I don't want to be ****ed with paying and such, but I also don't want to **** you over by mooching.

Oh well.[/QUOTE]

I'd upload it for you, but I'm not sure how I'd feel about it....


I hope he becomes super-famous, so that I can own his first release, one of five!

I seriously need a holiday.

Take an in-office sabbatical.

So I've been doing my best House immitation by popping perscription pain meds all day long for my wrist. That's a step in the right direction, right?




joe

how sweet would it be to work here
[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=730695028541348866&q=warwick[/url]

-sixner

[quote=JoeDaddio;13604424]So I've been doing my best House immitation by popping perscription pain meds all day long for my wrist. That's a step in the right direction, right?




joe[/quote]


Fake a limp and you will be that much closer to housedom

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio;13604424]So I've been doing my best House immitation by popping perscription pain meds all day long for my wrist. That's a step in the right direction, right?




joe[/QUOTE]

Any step towards a crippling addiction is the right direction:thumb:

And have a British accent, but then do a convincing American accent.

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio;13604424]So I've been doing my best House immitation by popping perscription pain meds all day long for my wrist. That's a step in the right direction, right?




joe[/QUOTE]

I would say that it is.

Interesting story, I wake up this morning and walk out of my bedroom to find my entire apartment rearranged. I mean NOTHING was where it was when I fell asleep last night. Plus there is a brand new TV sitting in the living room and I have no idea where it came from. I also don't know when my roommate would have done it, I went to bed at about 9 last night because I was tired and I heard my roommate come home at about 11 and that is the time that he usually goes to bed so I doubt that he did it then. He also has to leave for work at like 5:30 in the morning so he didn't do it then. To top it all off my roommate isn't home to give me the answers to all of my questions and I think that his sister just had her baby so he might not be around for a few days. I am so confused right now.

lowsound

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon;13604448]And have a British accent, but then do a convincing American accent.[/QUOTE]

Actually made my laugh out loud.


I had no idea he was British till I watched the special features on the season one DVD's. It blew my mind.




joe

Random act of cleaning gangster kindness?

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass;13604458]I would say that it is.

Interesting story, I wake up this morning and walk out of my bedroom to find my entire apartment rearranged. I mean NOTHING was where it was when I fell asleep last night. Plus there is a brand new TV sitting in the living room and I have no idea where it came from. I also don't know when my roommate would have done it, I went to bed at about 9 last night because I was tired and I heard my roommate come home at about 11 and that is the time that he usually goes to bed so I doubt that he did it then. He also has to leave for work at like 5:30 in the morning so he didn't do it then. To top it all off my roommate isn't home to give me the answers to all of my questions and I think that his sister just had her baby so he might not be around for a few days. I am so confused right now.

lowsound[/QUOTE]


Haha. That's pretty awesome.



joe

[quote=thelowsoundofbass;13604458]I would say that it is.

Interesting story, I wake up this morning and walk out of my bedroom to find my entire apartment rearranged. I mean NOTHING was where it was when I fell asleep last night. Plus there is a brand new TV sitting in the living room and I have no idea where it came from. I also don't know when my roommate would have done it, I went to bed at about 9 last night because I was tired and I heard my roommate come home at about 11 and that is the time that he usually goes to bed so I doubt that he did it then. He also has to leave for work at like 5:30 in the morning so he didn't do it then. To top it all off my roommate isn't home to give me the answers to all of my questions and I think that his sister just had her baby so he might not be around for a few days. I am so confused right now.

lowsound[/quote]



Do not attempt to adjust your television, we are now controling the transmission.

We control the horizontal and the vertical.




The outer limits

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio;13604463]Actually made my laugh out loud.


I had no idea he was British till I watched the special features on the season one DVD's. It blew my mind.




joe[/QUOTE]

It's amazing... How could someone pull that off without anybody really noticing?

The SNL he was on was great, but I really only watched Beck's performances.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL_G9Ugx49k&eurl=[/url]

[quote=sixner;13604428]how sweet would it be to work here
[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=730695028541348866&q=warwick[/url]

-sixner[/quote]

Oh man!

Sooooo much wood! And so many basses!

[quote=b82b14b7;13604492][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL_G9Ugx49k&eurl=[/url][/quote]


care to offer any more info on that corvette of yours?

Anyone ever get completly wasted and when they wake up you're just totally sore, and don't really know why?


joe

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio;13604510]Anyone ever get completly wasted and when they wake up you're just totally sore, and don't really know why?


joe[/QUOTE]

Yesterday....

[quote=JoeDaddio;13604510]Anyone ever get completly wasted and when they wake up you're just totally sore, and don't really know why?


joe[/quote]


Yes...........




Drinking wounds............

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio;13604510]Anyone ever get completly wasted and when they wake up you're just totally sore, and don't really know why?


joe[/QUOTE]

All the time.

After investigation the cause is usually a drunken fall that I didn't really take note of at the time it occurred.

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon;13604541]All the time.

After investigation the cause is a drunken fall that I didn't really take note of at the time it occurred.[/QUOTE]

Apparently, I have an unnatural tendency to punch hard, immovable objects. Like trees, or concrete barriers.

So my roommate just got home carrying a xbox 360. The TV was given to him, and he set up everything last night. So I now have a xbox 360 to play, and he might be buying a playstation 3 when it comes out.

lowsound

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass;13604547]So my roommate just got home carrying a xbox 360. The TV was given to him, and he set up everything last night. So I now have a xbox 360 to play, and he might be buying a playstation 3 when it comes out.

lowsound[/QUOTE]
So, I've slipped from living vicariously through internet strangers - to living vicariously through their roommates. Awesome.

[QUOTE=progmegood;13604546]Apparently, I have an unnatural tendency to punch hard, immovable objects. Like trees, or concrete barriers.[/QUOTE]

Ugh, foliage is the natural enemy of a drunk. I've fallen down in prickly bushes too many times to count, not to mention the goddamned pine trees I've tripped into/through/jumped.

Then there's the trees with the tall trunks where the branches are over your head so you don't notice them until you stumble on the trunk.