i'll answer it to show you:

I know what filling I'D like to put in your sandwhich :naughty:

One for you:

My drum stick broke.

Thats because you've been banging too hard all day :naughty:

I cant eat my bannanas without custard

when i 'eat' bananas, it's only matter of time until the custard appears :naughty:

I'm just online to check my e-mails

Cos you love it when people fill your inbox with their material :naughty:

(time to up the ante)

Think its time to change the channel

I think it's time to change contraseptives - you're pregnant, you ****ing prostitute who enjoy teh cok :naughty:

*couldn't think of anything there*

wait... I got one

Channel, eh? I'll do it for you if you press the right buttons :naughty:

Oooh, goody, i got a commendation in school.

Bet thats not the only thing thats been given to you by teachers at school :naughty:

Man, we're wearing out this smilie

That's not all you're wearing out ;)

Why does Goku have a tail?

Cos Bulmas a slut. plain and simple. And she needs a fair bit of tail to keep her happy.


He man would beat Wolverine in a one on one

Woleverine, eh? is that what they call male genetalia nowdays?

I need to read more often

Well you better start quickly, you know your 'habit' makes you go slowly blind.

A mod could really lay the law down if they saw this

Is 'the law' the new nickname for Butler? *rimshot*

ADSL routers? Why thankyou.

Well whatever route you want me to take, ill do it. Just keep it legal

poor butler, hes a good guy

sometimes.. other timess, he can be well 'naughty'

should we stop? i'm getting tired

No wonder you're tired, we've been riding this all night.

Yeah, thats it. normal service resumes

normal, eh? I know what kind of service i'd prefer :naughty:

I wonder if Jess approves of this game?

well jess was certinally approving something when I last saw her :naughty:

There is no way out of this game now

There's also no way i'm pulling out this close to orgasm (naughty if perhaps lacking in subtlty)

Jess is gonna go crazy at you for saying that (I'm setting you up for her to hate you, mang ;))

DISCLAIMER: The following view does not reflect the opinion of AJIG in any way. Considering the suggested 'activity' is barely legal and morally wrong given the age gap, it is highly unlikely these statements carry any truth)

I know how to send jess crazy, and I dont even have to say anything (**** your set up)

You're sliping here, lacking some subtelty

u strange strange people :S

[QUOTE=LeeM]u strange strange people :S[/QUOTE]


Shh, this is a PA meeting

(Perverts anonnoymous)

*Hi, my name is Ben, and, and.....PWHOARH, LOOK AT THOSE JUGS RIGHT THERE!

*Ben, ben, please feel free to have some water, but please dont shout so loud about them.*

*Oh, sorry, I dont kno....WOW! BIG OLD MELONS!*

*Yes ben, the same goes for the fruit bowl. help yourself.*

*ok............[SIZE=1]YOU GOT REAL NICE BREASTS!*[/SIZE]

yup, strange strange people, lol

*heads back into thread*

*looks around for GurS*

thank god, I can talk without any innuendos at last

as i remember it screaming loudly was more your speciallity :naughty:

sorry, couldnt resist

woo, i downloaded the rollercoster tycoon 3 demo, its good :cool:

So today, i went playing footie, then i went to my mates, stayed there till 10, got home, watched the end of bond, then i played RCT3, now im on here.

cool, I really should D/L the RCT3 demo

Its great, the ride you make, you actully get to ride, the exact one, its cool.

[QUOTE=Untitled258]woo, i downloaded the rollercoster tycoon 3 demo, its good :cool:

So today, i went playing footie, then i went to my mates, stayed there till 10, got home, watched the end of bond, then i played RCT3, now im on here.[/QUOTE]

ahhhh, i havent played that game for about 4 years, i used to play that game so much - i might just have to dowload that...

:wave:

[QUOTE=Untitled258]Its great, the ride you make, you actully get to ride, the exact one, its cool.[/QUOTE]

Isn't that just a rip-off of Theme Park World?

Either way, RCT is alot better than Theme Park.

You know what else is better than Theme Park? :naughty:




(Realises Ben's not here)




So... how bout them knicks?

Hey, fellow UK people. :)

[QUOTE=GurS]normal, eh? I know what kind of service i'd prefer

I wonder if Jess approves of this game?[/QUOTE]

:rolleyes: :p

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]well jess was certinally approving something when I last saw her

There is no way out of this game now[/QUOTE]

:eek:...you adopted me as your sis- INCEST!!! :lol:

[QUOTE=GurS]There's also no way i'm pulling out this close to orgasm (naughty if perhaps lacking in subtlty)

Jess is gonna go crazy at you for saying that (I'm setting you up for her to hate you, mang )[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]DISCLAIMER: The following view does not reflect the opinion of AJIG in any way. Considering the suggested 'activity' is barely legal and morally wrong given the age gap, it is highly unlikely these statements carry any truth)

I know how to send jess crazy, and I dont even have to say anything (**** your set up)

You're sliping here, lacking some subtelty[/QUOTE]

oh dear lord.....


thank god all thats over now- and to think I was gonna wish you a belated happy birthday since I wasn't online yesterday, tut tut


hmmmm I'm slightly hung over atm :upset: ah well...not much :D but I'm knackered :(





EDIT: hey jadey :wave:

Hangovers are fun.

Being hungover standing in the middle of a river is not as fun though.

hangovers for me are no laughing matter

except I wasn't [I]too[/I] pissed last night so I'm not too bad :D

[QUOTE=Lord Brummington]Hangovers are fun.

Being hungover standing in the middle of a river is not as fun though.[/QUOTE]

hangovers i hate them... they are enough to never want to get drunk ever again. (but then you dont know when your getting drunk, its just something that happens so cant really do much)


and.... why where you standing in a river with a hangover? (iv done that aswell just wondering why you were doing it, mine i didnt have a choice because it was a school field trip- how i got drunk is an even longer story)

[QUOTE=apacherosepeacock]hangovers i hate them... they are enough to never want to get drunk ever again.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=apacherosepeacock]hangovers i hate them... they are enough to never want to get drunk ever again. (but then you dont know when your getting drunk, its just something that happens so cant really do much)


and.... why where you standing in a river with a hangover? (iv done that aswell just wondering why you were doing it, mine i didnt have a choice because it was a school field trip- how i got drunk is an even longer story)[/QUOTE]

Standing in a river = Geog field trip to Exmoor.
Hangover = getting wasted at a party the night before and only having roughly 4 hours sleep, I think I was still under the influence of Alcohol on the bus going to Exmoor.

I was playing bass at that party when I couldn't stand up, apparently I wasn't doing too badly. Its the second time I've ended up playing bass at a party when I'm too drunk to stand.

I don't really get extreme hangovers, the worst that happens to me is I can't really eat anything for a few hours the next day.

Just had my last free dentist appointement, they went all out on my teeth for it. My gums feel on fire at the moment.

How is y'all today? i hear hangovers are around, you crazy kids

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Just had my last free dentist appointement, they went all out on my teeth for it. My gums feel on fire at the moment.

How is y'all today? i hear hangovers are around, you crazy kids[/QUOTE]
:o

But I don't think you're one to talk!! disgraceful behaviour in my *absence (:lol: )









*drunken absence

Hey, GurS tricked me into it, I swear!

I wonder if its a side effect of being 19? Being 18 had the side effect of extreme boredom, maybe being 19 will lead to me getting arrested in someway?