[QUOTE=KingofDudes]Wow, I guess you are too young to get it.

I was saying your mom's sex is overrated, and that I want a refund.[/QUOTE]
haha, jokes on you, my mom is 56

[QUOTE=KingofDudes]Al gore's wife, Tipper Gore[/QUOTE]
yea i made a whole ****load of merchandise with the slogan K.M.F.T.G.(kill mother ****ing tipper gore)(ripped off from KMFDM but still funny), it has her head in a crosshair and KMFTG on it, also made a song called Queen Of Censorship

They will close this thread down if you all keep this up.

No way. Read the first page of the thread. Anything goes.

Try to keep it on topic. This thread was made before the off-topic thread, so keep Metallica discussion in here, and regular conversations in the off-topic thread or a messaging service.

my fav 3 metallica songs are in no order:

enter sandman
fade to black
for whom the bell tolls

Ktulu
MoP
Battery

That's the problem, 50% of the thread is people naming their favorite songs/solos/whatever. You can't discuss anything unless your hanging off the nutsack of one of the band members, because if you say anything bad, fanboys jump all over you.

I have concluded that this official thread officially sucks.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]That's the problem, 50% of the thread is people naming their favorite songs/solos/whatever. You can't discuss anything unless your hanging off the nutsack of one of the band members, because if you say anything bad, fanboys jump all over you.

I have concluded that this official thread officially sucks.[/QUOTE]
But really, everything to say about Metallica has already been said.

ok, so thsi whole time ive been talking **** about metallica, its mostly because i cant stand heavy metal(cept for 80s hair bands lol(cept bon jovi, they suck)), anyway the old metallica is ok, but the new is just terrible, whenever i heard i think of white trash(no offence)just like 30 year old bald fat *** racist white trash, sorry if that offfneds anyone, but to me what i see when i heard music is really important, like when i hear dead kennedys, i see jello and the crew riding on a raft through the middle of the street playing for thousands of angry rioters, were as when i hear metallica i see anoying little kids loving skeletons and **** horror movies like the leprichon, i guess that im sqrewed for liking bands like slipknot and metallica and seether and ICP and insane clown possie, so anyway, thats why metallica blows, like i said OLD metallica is cool because they were about REAL darkness, not just the belief of eternal darkness

yer i agree i cant stand listenin to new metallica its jus sounds fake to me where old stuff jus seems so real

yeah, I like Metallicas first album. The cd with the entering sandamen on it. Its trendy, cuz im hardcore. lol

Anyway, Do you guys think tallica will pull through and win the final poll.

um enter sandman is on their fifth album.

yes - i hope metallica will win. Everyone vote for them!!

[QUOTE=Perverted Pixie Nudist Colony]um enter sandman is on their fifth album.

yes - i hope metallica will win. Everyone vote for them!![/QUOTE]
i know Enter sandman is on their fifth album. I was being sarcastic, and trying to use "noobspeak".

stfu noob!

[QUOTE=CreepingBlack]i know Enter sandman is on their fifth album. I was being sarcastic, and trying to use "noobspeak".[/QUOTE]

Good Advice: Don't
:thumb: "Noobspeak" lost its originality before it became cool to use. It's just better to avoid it, and same goes to "l33t speak".

[QUOTE=SmashThePMRC]i do bitch, try knowing a person before you make fun of them.
anyway, metallica sucks the big cock, anyway, thats just my opinion, they were cool back in the 80s, but nowa days after they cut their hair and sued napster. plus i hate ****ty lryics about darkness, i mean come on, enter sandman is a cool song though[/QUOTE]

can you say..."poser"? Anyone who thinks Metallica sucks just because they cut their hair is a ****ing elitist faggot. And why say "they suck big cock" if at the end you say "oh but Enter Sandman was a cool song"..

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]I'm very happy you play an instrument. In fact, I was assuming you played. That's why I recommend you do something valuable like practice, as opposed to wasting your time making dumb posts.[/QUOTE]

The secret to not sucking at guitar:



practice 24/7!

[QUOTE=InColdBlood]can you say..."poser"? Anyone who thinks Metallica sucks just because they cut their hair is a ****ing elitist faggot. And why say "they suck big cock" if at the end you say "oh but Enter Sandman was a cool song"..[/QUOTE]

I do believe that cutting their hair was a physical symbol of their descent into mediocrity, though.

[QUOTE=SmashThePMRC]ok, so thsi whole time ive been talking **** about metallica, its mostly because i cant stand heavy metal(cept for 80s hair bands lol(cept bon jovi, they suck)), anyway the old metallica is ok, but the new is just terrible, whenever i heard i think of white trash(no offence)just like 30 year old bald fat *** racist white trash, sorry if that offfneds anyone, but to me what i see when i heard music is really important, like when i hear dead kennedys, i see jello and the crew riding on a raft through the middle of the street playing for thousands of angry rioters, were as when i hear metallica i see anoying little kids loving skeletons and **** horror movies like the leprichon, i guess that im sqrewed for liking bands like slipknot and metallica and seether and ICP and insane clown possie, so anyway, thats why metallica blows, like i said OLD metallica is cool because they were about REAL darkness, not just the belief of eternal darkness[/QUOTE]

If you hate metallica and metal, then why are you in this thread? People have heard the "oh **** metallica, they sold out and cut their hair" speech too much.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]I do believe that cutting their hair was a physical symbol of their descent into mediocrity, though.[/QUOTE]

how so? I mean, does hair really have an effect on how good of a band you are? If so, ****, I don't wanna get a haircut! :lol: Anyway, the music's all good, from Kill Em All to Load & Reload, I love it all.

I didn't say it directly affected them. I said it was a physical symbol...they ironically cut their hair around the same time they started to suck.

I don't think their work on Load and Reload sucked, it was just different for them, and a departure. (I'm a blusey guy, anyway, under all this metal :lol: so of course I liked Load and Reload).

Well, I guess you can like what you want, but they still sucked.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Well, I guess you can like what you want, but they still sucked.[/QUOTE]

ah, you'll never bring me to the dark side! :lol: anyway, man, to each his own.

The dark side IS stronger.

suure. ****, the bell's about to end...gotta go to ****in weight lifting class, later

yes they suck!
 

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Well, I guess you can like what you want, but they still sucked.[/QUOTE]

I agree they were crap! nearly as bad as St Anger :upset: arrgh the rubishness
kill 'em all, first and best! none of this new ****

Ah, finally found a computer! Anyway, I agree that St. Anger sucked. That CD was just too nu-metallish, and it sounded like they didn't put much effort into it. (And Lars didn't put too much effort in tuning his snare!)

Sorry if this has been posted before, but I don't keep up with this thread, does anyone know the setlist for this tour? I'm hoping for some old stuff, and minimal new stuff.