books might be one of the only things in life i ever found entertaining

don't think i'll ever read a King book again after spending 2-3 years reading the majority of his work

he kept pumping out books faster than I was reading them I was like fuck this

i almost started reading slaughterhouse five today when my power was out for 3 hours but i fell asleep and bought a video game instead

alright Haz let's go , name all the king books you've read and i'mma top you

[QUOTE]i almost started reading slaughterhouse five today when my power was out for 3 hours but i fell asleep and bought a video game instead[/QUOTE]that one's boring, Cat's Cradle is a masterpiece though

you cant fuk a book can u ok maybe u can but can u realy get in there good doubt it, then u got book smell on ur dick n everyone will look at u weird lik ea bitch

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18593530]alright Haz let's go , name all the king books you've read and i'mma top you

that one's boring, Cat's Cradle is a masterpiece though[/QUOTE]

i thought breakfast of champions was pretty boring too but the last 50 pages or so were awesome and made the whole thing worth working through

i was gonna get cats cradle but slaughterhouse five was less than a nickle so i bought that instead. cats cradle is next

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18593530]alright Haz let's go , name all the king books you've read and i'mma top you

that one's boring, Cat's Cradle is a masterpiece though[/QUOTE]

[I]Carrie
'Salem's Lot
The Shining
Rage
Night Shift
The Stand
The Long Walk
The Dead Zone
Firestarter
Roadwork
Danse Macabre
Cujo
The Running Man
The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger
Different Seasons
Christine
Pet Sematary
Thinner
Skeleton Crew
It
The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three
Misery
The Tommyknockers
The Dark Half
Four Past Midnight
The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands
Needful Things
Gerald's Game
Dolores Claiborne
Nightmares & Dreamscapes
Rose Madder
Desperation
The Regulators
The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass
The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
Hearts in Atlantis
Dreamcatcher
Everything's Eventual
From a Buick 8
The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla
The Dark Tower VI: Song of Susannah
The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower[/I]

are you fucking kidding me haz

i can't even touch that

i also read harry potter I-IV when i was 12 and the first 100 pages of the fifth one before i lost all interest

i met steven king once i asked him what the fuk was up with his glasses n he alcalled me a bitch and threatened to jerk me off but he was drinking dr pepper and his breath smeled like cauliflower so i staid talk 2 the hand cuz my hant cant smell and idk he sued me

I read Harry Potter 1-4 in one binge when I was 9, finished up the series about a year ago

read the first series of unfortunate events book in one school day when i was in 5th grade. it sucked

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18593538]are you fucking kidding me haz

i can't even touch that[/QUOTE]

serious, i've read all those. the length of some of those was ridiculous

read lord of the rings and the silmarillion when i was in grade school

my favorite book in chicken soup for my dick in your moms mouth

[QUOTE=illmitch;18593546]read lord of the rings and the silmarillion when i was in grade school[/QUOTE]

fuck you

man, was IT the most awkward thing you've ever read or what ?

totally did not see it ending with the whole cast of characters gang bang a 12 year old girl in a sewer

every1 was readin holes i didnt igve a FUCK even tho i read it.. still didnt give a FUCK im abovewa322222

oh yeah i read holes in grade school as well

thats about it

[QUOTE=emmy;18593540]i met steven king once i asked him what the fuk was up with his glasses n he alcalled me a bitch and threatened to jerk me off but he was drinking dr pepper and his breath smeled like cauliflower so i staid talk 2 the hand cuz my hant cant smell and idk he sued me[/QUOTE]

shit, i heard that

Sup yall

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18593551]man, was IT the most awkward thing you've ever read or what ?

totally did not see it ending with the whole cast of characters gang bang a 12 year old girl in a sewer[/QUOTE]

thought that was kinda weird yeah

that sociopathic kid with the flies in his lunchbox deeply upset me for some reason

I was brushing up on my Ernest Hemingway in grade school, fuck you guys

i read way lots of books and got 100% on english exams :pro:

steven king more like........................................... i dunno u tel me

my favorite book in 3rd grade was leaves of grass

wonder how Blockhead is doing in rehab

he has probably shit off everyone that works there and they have him under permanent lockdown

he probably acts lke he's in tinychat all the time talking to himself

[QUOTE=Haz;18593563]thought that was kinda weird yeah

that sociopathic kid with the flies in his lunchbox deeply upset me for some reason[/QUOTE]

I read The Dead Zone when I was 13 and the part where the guy rapes a little girl so hard he ruptures her organs and she dies upset the living shit out of me

[QUOTE]wonder how Blockhead is doing in rehab[/QUOTE]I really hope he's dead, I've never talked to some one who was a more obvious drain on society

[QUOTE=emmy;18593566]steven king more like........................................... i dunno u tel me[/QUOTE]

weiner king king of weiners