when my dog was a puppy she ate like 3 raw chicken breasts my mom was about to cook and shat pure liquid hell literally all over my kitchen floor. i was the only one home.

bad. day.

My puppy doesn't bite much, but when he does I just throw him a pillow, haha. I need to buy him a toy.

he still has puppy breath and it makes me gag every time i get up in his grillll

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17529873]yeah i know but if i got him toys he'd still bite me. he just is obsessed with playing and whenever i lay on the floor (i prefer laying on the floor to furniture tbh) he just pulls my hair until he gets chunks out. it hurts.

he threw up the other day and made my house smell so terrible. gonna clean the carpets soon too.[/QUOTE]

get one of these

[IMG]http://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/dog-kong-toy-with-dog-treats.jpg[/IMG]

it works his mouth and mentally wears him out. mental work is way more taxing on a puppy than physical work, so you'll get him resting and calm more often.

[QUOTE]it makes me gag[/QUOTE]

:naughty:

sup bros

wtf all i see is blank man

http://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/dog-kong-toy-with-dog-treats.jpg

Me and Teddy are just chilling right now smoking king mountains and eating xanax. Pretty elite day.

just ate some soup

chillin

you give your cat xanax? :lol:

[QUOTE=Txus;17529913]you give your cat xanax? :lol:[/QUOTE]

No I'm jking but I'm just chilling with him and every now and then I blow a little smoke in his face. He likes to get blazed.

Just woke up, have a massive headache and kinda feel like crap

it's my girl and I's 3rd anniversary today tho, so kinda stoked

got an awesome message from the girl last night

gonna call soon and might meet up today

there you go, is she rethinking the friend zone thing?

idk

we've agreed that we'll just see what happens during the year.

But this is the first message where she's said she wants to see me.

pics

*yawnyawnsnoresnoreyawnyawnsnoresnore*

[QUOTE=elimm;17529939]pics[/QUOTE]

this

she said she got a haircut shoulder length and parts it to the side now

omgggggggg

you can be like helmet twinz

adb you should start ignoring her for a few days. tell her youve got other plans today.

Ya that'll work.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17529970]adb you should start ignoring her for a few days. tell her youve got other plans today.[/QUOTE]

possibly the worst advice ever in the history of man

ugh I should call now

[QUOTE=adb;17529975]possibly the worst advice ever in the history of man

[B]ugh I should call now[/B][/QUOTE]

no the bolded part is the problem and is what will forever keep your dick outside the sweet, warming embrace of a vagina

nah dude ignoring them definitely works. she probably think you're a little wimp cause youre like "OMG HI HOW ARE YOU IM REALLY LONELY AND MAKE IT OBVIOUS"

js

[QUOTE=adb;17529975]possibly the worst advice ever in the history of man

ugh I should call now[/QUOTE]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

yeah brahs

yeah

goddammit my dad's on the phone

Tbh Anthony's adivce is the best.

And Anthony, check my blog out man. Upload Bohren's discog today.

sweet will ravage shortly

oh the irony of the man who has never scored telling the men who have that theyre wrong on the subject of scoring