[Jessizzle] hi im jess
(16:30) [Crack-Rock-Steady] Yes, i know
[Jessizzle] ur cute lolol
(16:30) [Crack-Rock-Steady] Yes, I know
[Jessizzle] whats your name sweetthang?
(16:31) [Crack-Rock-Steady] Ethan
(16:31) [Crack-Rock-Steady] But my friends call me Poops
[Jessizzle] thats a cute name!
[Jessizzle] so what are you into?
(16:32) [Crack-Rock-Steady] Soccer
(16:32) [Crack-Rock-Steady] And shaving my head
[Jessizzle] oh wow!
(16:32) [Crack-Rock-Steady] Tell me about it
[Jessizzle] wanna go steady?
(16:32) [Crack-Rock-Steady] yes please
[Jessizzle] lolololoz Jess<3'sEthan!
[Jessizzle] see were a couple now.
[Jessizzle] its in my name!
(16:33) [Crack-Rock-Steady] The only other girlfriend I've had before was named myspace.com/thatasiangirljesssentmeapictureof
[Jessizzle] ohwow.
(16:34) [Crack-Rock-Steady] But srsly. I'm going to go play Goldeneye
(16:34) [Crack-Rock-Steady] we can continue this later....baby
[Jessizzle] okay!
(16:34) [Crack-Rock-Steady] <3
[Jessizzle] <3!!!!!

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]you know it automatically resizes it right?[/QUOTE]

Wha??? It does? I never knew this.

Lol, there's nothing worse than internet relationships.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Lol, there's nothing worse than internet relationships.[/QUOTE]

More like there's nothing hawter than internet relationships. :amaze:

whats the point? i mean.. its not like the sex is good.
its not like they can catch you cheating?
its pointless.

Internet relationships are only enjoyed by two kinds of people:

People who like to turn down offers of sex because they "have a girlfriend."

and

People who like to cheat but don't have the balls to do it to someone real, as opposed to someone they met on the introwubblez.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Lol, there's nothing worse than internet relationships.[/QUOTE]
Watching England play football.

Didn't they just beat Ecuador?

Yoooooooo.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]Didn't they just beat Ecuador?[/QUOTE]

Not in this century.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]Didn't they just beat Ecuador?[/QUOTE]
You wouldn't understand.

...oh.

Apparently Stza stabbed Jack Terricloth with a machete :lol:

Who, who and why?

Stza = Leftover Crack singer
Jack Terricloth = World/Inferno singer
Reason = Drunken machete sparring match[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]...oh.[/QUOTE]
One piss-poor win against a nation we should've thrashed does not make up for 40 years of pain.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Stza = Leftover Crack singer
Jack Terricloth = World/Inferno singer
Reason = Drunken machete sparring match
One piss-poor win against a nation we should've thrashed does not make up for 40 years of pain.[/QUOTE]

you complain about losing and winning? why watch if your just going to be miserable

[QUOTE=Theramed]you complain about losing and winning? why watch if your just going to be miserable[/QUOTE]

You obviously don't understand English culture. Have you ever noticed the amount of irony injected into the phrase "Mustn't grumble"?

[QUOTE=Theramed]you complain about losing and winning? why watch if your just going to be miserable[/QUOTE]
I fear to look, yet I cannot turn away.

[QUOTE=coheneran]You obviously don't understand English culture. Have you ever noticed the amount of irony injected into the phrase "Mustn't grumble"?[/QUOTE]

Yer I understand it im just fed up of misrable people, i'd rather just be pleased with what we get, we're doing fine in the World Cup

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I fear to look, yet I cannot turn away.[/QUOTE]

yer i know, Its tough watching and its more of a relief when we score and not as much of a good feeling.

What's wrong with this place? The CT is sinking down the page every day, are you all on your day off or something? I demand idle banter!

I demand idle [B]SHUT THE HELL UP.[/B]

You're about to reach 4000 posts Brad! Now STFU ho!

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Apparently Stza stabbed Jack Terricloth with a machete :lol:[/QUOTE]
I love the way this sentance flows.

guys i lost my v-card last saturday night if you know what i mean HIGH 5 AMIRITE??


edit: I still have no internet at my house. /me at the library~

What's a v-card?

Virginity.

Oh.

[QUOTE=World Burns To Death]guys i lost my v-card last saturday night if you know what i mean HIGH 5 AMIRITE??


edit: I still have no internet at my house. /me at the library~[/QUOTE]
You lost it at the library? Never mind, I'm sure someone will hand it in to the police sooner or later.

/Slaps Joe on the back of the head.

He means that he got laid with the librarian, [I]stu[/I]pid.

So, was this a male or female librarian?