[QUOTE=masscows;15611735]Behemoth is way ahead of Obituary musically[/QUOTE]
this statement is offensive on so many levels, gtfo. (:p) Behemoth's best doesn't even compare to Obituary's worst album. If Obituary played polka it would probably be better than Behemoth.
[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15611624]If you hate Nile because of the theme then why in the hell would you be interested in Karl's album.[/QUOTE]
its not the "theme" per se, it's the corny-ness of it. ie "Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor From He Who Dwells in the Water" or something like that. They try to hard. I'm not even just making fun of the song titles, the music is just as bad. Now if they were actually tasteful with the Egyptian theme i would be interested. Apparently on the solo album Karl is able to pull that off.

To = To go to the fair
Too = I like that too (as well) or That is too corny.
Two = I have two testicles

huh. i don't remember turning on the grammar check feature.

Behemoth > Obituary

stfu tronn

thats actually I am Robots.

oh.

carry on then.

iou guy.

i knew it was a regular from here, i didn't know who though.

Thanks for the neg fag.

no problem.

cant be too careful ;)

[QUOTE=TimJim;15612156]no problem.

cant be too careful ;)[/QUOTE]

:chug:

NP: INDUSTRIAL

[QUOTE=Luc214;15611794]I would say Belphegor is more black metal than death.

The only albums where there is a noticable death influence are Goatreich and Necrodaemon.[/QUOTE]

Belphegor has always been pretty much half death half black. Pestapokalypse I'd say is actually more death than black.[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;15612009]this statement is offensive on so many levels, gtfo. (:p) Behemoth's best doesn't even compare to Obituary's worst album. If Obituary played polka it would probably be better than Behemoth.[/QUOTE]Another statement ripe with idiocy from rattle.

lol at leat its not your good account :lol:

This is my best account, wtf? LOOK AT THAT NAME

[COLOR=black]oops.[/COLOR]

Yo do you guys like Slayer or God Forbid?

Slayer's all like GOD HATES US ALL
God Forbid's all like BLACK PEOPLE LOVE JESUS

[QUOTE=masscows;15612164]Another statement ripe with idiocy from rattle.[/QUOTE]
To say Behemoth is musically ahead of Obituary is the definition of idiocy. Cause of Death sh[size=2]i[/size]ts on anything Behemoth will ever put out. Hey gice we wear makeup we're cool!
[QUOTE=dick suck mayhem;15612184]Slayer's all like GOD HATES US ALL
God Forbid's all like BLACK PEOPLE LOVE JESUS[/QUOTE]
not funny clown.

that's racist

how about they both suck.

Okay, how about The Texas Chainsaw Mascara?

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;15612201]To say Behemoth is musically ahead of Obituary is the definition of idiocy. Cause of Death sh[size=2]i[/size]ts on anything Behemoth will ever put out. Hey gice we wear makeup we're cool!

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Read the past 3 pages for my position on the topic. Obituary is horribly generic, bland as hell, musically untalented and can't write more than one type of song.

Do you know why Cause of Death and Slowly We Rot are the only Obituary albums anyone cares about? Not because they're the best, but because they repeated the [b]same exact thing[/b] for 20 years after that. And the worst part is they aren't even good at what they do.

My favorite Obituary album is None So Vile

[QUOTE=masscows;15612254]Read the past 3 pages for my position on the topic. Obituary is horribly generic, bland as hell, musically untalented and can't write more than one type of song.

Do you know why Cause of Death and Slowly We Rot are the only Obituary albums anyone cares about? Not because they're the best, but because they repeated the [b]same exact thing[/b] for 20 years after that. And the worst part is they aren't even good at what they do.[/QUOTE]
The End Complete is alright. i don't know why you're going into butthurt mode. Cause of Death and SWR have managed to make a lasting impression for almost 20 years. Behemoth will phase out in 2years or less.
[QUOTE=dick suck mayhem;15612260]My favorite Obituary album is None So Vile[/QUOTE]
that doesn't leave much rooom for a favorite Cryptopsy album.

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;15612309]The End Complete is alright. i don't know why you're going into butthurt mode. Cause of Death and SWR have managed to make a lasting impression for almost 20 years. Behemoth will phase out in 2years or less.
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Bands like Death, Immolation, Dismember and Morbid Angel have made a lasting impression. I'm convinced that no one actually likes Obituary except some idiot who managed to get everyone else to pretend they like it. They just rode on the success of the aforementioned bands I think.

And Behemoth will probably be around for a while.

I pretended to listen to each track on CoD this many times then:
68/38/90/46/17/13/11/12/10

to each his own.

i can leave itunes on too, wanna see?

Obituary was great. They arent anymore. I'd rather listen to bland Behemoth than bland new Obituary because at least I can make fun of Behemoth.

And using arabian scales and a grade 4 history text book doesn't make you egyptian, someone should tell karl sanders

I think it's pretty clear that Karl Sanders knows ALOT about ancient Egypt. I don't understand your vendetta Coke.

I studied Egypt in grade 6.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15611784]I was just curious as to why people actually hated Nile, and then it turned into a whole "Behemoth sux" "NO U" war.[/QUOTE]

Sorry, my comment wasn't aimed at you.

[quote=Masscows]Bands like Death, Immolation, Dismember and Morbid Angel have made a lasting impression. I'm convinced that no one actually likes Obituary except some idiot who managed to get everyone else to pretend they like it. They just rode on the success of the aforementioned bands I think.

And Behemoth will probably be around for a while.[/quote]

You've got to be ****ing kidding.

No dude Obituary is gayer than you

[QUOTE=masscows;15612793]I think it's pretty clear that Karl Sanders knows ALOT about ancient Egypt. I don't understand your vendetta Coke.[/QUOTE]

He sure does! That's why he often gets confused and starts talking about Mesopotamian or Sumerian mythology midway through a song about Ancient Egypt! What a guy!

alot riva, alot.

I chose to ignore the fact he used alot instead of a lot simply out of benevolence.

Zoroastrianism ftw.

Weren't the Mesopotamian's Egyptian losers?

Zoroastrians are just Christians with more fire and less preaching, to be honest.

[QUOTE=dick suck mayhem;15613376]Weren't the Mesopotamian's Egyptian losers?[/QUOTE]

Mesopotamia is a region. I said Mesopotamian mythology because a lot of the empires that had control of the area worshipped the same things.

And no, I don't think Egypt ever controlled it. We're talking about Iran/Iraq/Holy Land here.

[QUOTE=Riva;15613390]Zoroastrians are just Christians with more fire and less preaching, to be honest.[/QUOTE]

Wrong, it's the other way around.

Christians are just Zoroastrianists with less fire and more preaching.

Zoroastrianism was founded around 9th or 10th century BCE :o

[QUOTE=Riva;15613357]He sure does! That's why he often gets confused and starts talking about Mesopotamian or Sumerian mythology midway through a song about Ancient Egypt! What a guy![/QUOTE]

He probably thinks it's funny because people don't catch on. From talking to him he seems like the kind of guy that would do something stupid like that for the sake of getting a kick out of it.

Replace Christianity with Judaism then.

[QUOTE=Riva;15613435]Replace Christianity with Judaism then.[/QUOTE]

rooooofflllll

riva i love you