When you're sitting down the key is to feed it down one of your trouser legs. You always need to wear a long loose t-shirt or shirt as well.

[QUOTE=asdf]Well punks, I'm back from a nice week trip to a hippie fest known as bonnaroo.[/QUOTE]
We're talking about boner control methods. You want to stay away for a little longer.

what if like, you're wearing sweat pants and sitting at the computer, and like your mom walks in

I always sit naked at my computer, but I have a lock on my door so it's all good.

Sit close to your desk.

DON'T WEAR SCRUBS IN PUBLIC.

People think I always wear jeans because I'm cool, but actually it is because I had a nasty experience wearing loose shorts at an optician's once.

Joe, tucking it down your leg only works if you're sitting down, but as soon as you stand up it looks like there's an iron rod straining against your jeans. It's best to tuck it under your belt.

I wish we could be like chicks and just say "Of course I have a boner, it's freezing out here damn it!"

Don't stand up without some quick pocket-based rearranging.

I always put my hands in my pockets. Or at school, put my books over the erection in question.

I doesn't happen very often though.

I find that whipping it out underneath the table and having a quick one off the wrist helps alleviate the pressure.

[QUOTE=coheneran]I find that whipping it out underneath the table and having a quick one off the wrist helps alleviate the pressure.[/QUOTE]:lol: :lol: :lol:

Goodbye guys. I'm leaving.

I'll be gone until Monday (probably home on Sunday but will probably be too dead to be on the computer). I'll have T1 internet in my hotel room, but I will be doing everything in my power to avoid here and I really doubt I'll even have much time to get on.

You ****ers behave, Griff is watching as well as other mods, no revolts, no spam threads, and just plain be nice punks!

Erections are like your taxes, the more you try not to think about them the bigger they get.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Erections are like your taxes, the more you try not to think about them the bigger they get.[/QUOTE]
Haha nice analogy.

Cya Nick. We should do something funny while he's gone.

Let's poop or something.

mx punk party~~~~~~****** confetti.

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^^^me throwing up on nick

When I need an undertaker,
I'll be your undertaker,
When I need an undertaker,
I'll take you to the grave and beyond!

Zombina owns all girl punk bands!

It seemed like I got a boner everyday on the bust to school. It was really weird. I think it had something to do with the bouncing and vibrating of the bus because when we stopped at red lights, it always started to go down.

"Hot day, jeans a little tight, train's rockin' kinda nice, whoops, I got a woody!"

Bill Hicks

I always get a boner like 5 of 6 minutes before the class is up and have to manuver myself.

i always get boners on the way to school in the morning. then i have to walk into school/class with a bonar :'(

I think I'm too easily aroused.

You'll get over it. You'll have to pass the mandatory eight years or so of embarassing puberty, as we all do, but as long as you don't let it get you down (pun intended) and decide to cut yourself, you'll come through it fine.

Eran you're the same age as all of us so stfu.

[QUOTE=Flagjacket]Eran you're the same age as all of us so stfu.[/QUOTE]

123.

I get boners on the bus. Then I have to put my bag infront of me to cover it when I get off the bus.

At least I'm not the only one with the boner on the bus problem. I just stick my hand in my pocket and do the discreet belt-tuck.

I don't bother hiding it if it's just a little sidepipe. Too much work.

But sometimes, if it's like sticking straight out, I'll fix it.

I just tuck it under my pants button/belt.

My **** is just so huge that I have to..

BTW guys I shaved my muff yesterday.

/enters convo

I think the belt-tuck is the classic really.

Once in Sports, this guy got one when he was beign lifted in rugby... he's never gonna live that one down hahaha.

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