Crackrock Joe found out he was gay.

Hahaha, yeah... with a name like joe what do you expect! Has anybody else come out yet? There's a few on here that are a little suspect.

This band [i]is[/i] Against Me!:

[url]http://www.myspace.com/cowboydynamite[/url]

They remind me of Defiance, Ohio way more.

Eat This, McKinley! sound a lot like Against Me!

[QUOTE=Iron Bug]Nah, I think I'd know.[/QUOTE]

/booming stereo system

"WELL YOU WONDER WHY I ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK"

"Shut the **** up! It's four in the ****in' morning!"

[QUOTE=coheneran]Crackrock Joe found out he was gay.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it was crazy. I had no idea. My priest told me I was, and he wouldn't lie to me. He's a priest! Then he said he was gay too, and since we were both gay and together, well...

Hahaha, exactly.

[Quote=Crack-Rock-Steady]Yeah, it was crazy. I had no idea. My priest told me I was, and he wouldn't lie to me. He's a priest! Then he said he was gay too, and since we were both gay and together, well...[/Quote]

"Oh lightning bolt, oh lightning bolt, why won't you strike him down?"

/Ghost Mice

whats the difference between a zit and a priest? a zit waits til your 12 to come (cum) on your face

The Church condems you!

OMFG Blasphemy!

[QUOTE=World Burns To Death]whats the difference between a zit and a priest? a zit waits til your 12 to come (cum) on your face[/QUOTE]

AWESOME DUDE!

What do the bible and a d'ick have in common? They're both shoved down your throat by the church when you're young.

BURN! Keep'em coming gold!

The Pope is doing a crossword puzzle. He says to his friend: "What's a four-letter word for woman ending in 'unt'?" His assistant says "How about 'aunt'?" The Pope says "Oh, ok. Got an eraser?"

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]The Pope is doing a crossword puzzle. He says to his friend: "What's a four-letter word for woman ending in 'unt'?" His assistant says "How about 'aunt'?" The Pope says "Oh, ok. Got an eraser?"[/QUOTE]

That was cute, but not as funny as the other ones. One liners are the best.

Does anyone else find Justin Lee Collins painfully annoying? And I mean, I literally feel angry and shuddery when I see him or hear his annoying regional accent.

EDIT: For you Americans who don't know who Justin Lee Collins is (or, as his idiotic fans refer to him, JLC), this is he: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGOK8R5tAvw&search=Justin%20Lee%20Collins[/url]

Once you've watched that, watch this:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoPR7RVDkA4&search=Justin%20Lee%20Collins[/url]

The first one is him, the second one is a satire by Dead Ringers.

EDIT Extra: Then watch this:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDgLYLuAPy0&search=Justin%20Lee%20Collins[/url]

[QUOTE=coheneran]That was cute, but not as funny as the other ones. One liners are the best.

Does anyone else find Justin Lee Collins painfully annoying? And I mean, I literally feel angry and shuddery when I see him or hear his annoying regional accent.
[/QUOTE]
Not half as annoying as the short fat camp twat.

Alan Carr? I saw a clip of his stand-up once, it was alright, nothing special. But Justin Collins was NEVER funny, especially on Flipside TV. Shouting "OOH! OOH! Look! It's live bumming innit! Ace! It's well foony! Live bumming! Yeah, wicked!" is not funny in the least.

the americans finyest home bideos song is a ska song! HA

[QUOTE=POINTLESS5448]the americans finyest home bideos song is a ska song! HA[/QUOTE]

Dude! Holy ****! I was just watching that and I noticed the same thing! That's so weird.

I've just found out there's a new Fleshies album. I must acquire this. But for now, to bed.

I'm watching a late night quiz show, and every caller gets it wrong, but I'm sure I know it. Everyone is trying to solve it mathematically, but it's obviously a trick question and the answer is not mathematical.

What's the question?

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]What's the question?[/QUOTE]

Jack the dog and 22 doggy pals went to the dog party to end all dog parties. They all met 35 dogs each on the way. Those dogs bring 3 doggy brothers and sisters. Dog mayhem! And the best thing? Every dog gets a doggy bag!

Was the question how many dogs attend the party?

What's the answer?

The question "Count all the dogs." At first I thought it would be 2415, after multiplying the figures, but then I realised that nobody prepared to give away £20,000 would make the question that simple, so it must be a trick question. So I counted the number of times the word "dogs" came up, which is two, seven if you also count "dog", and ten if you count "doggy". I emailed them and said 7, got it wrong. Then two different people called in (bloody expensive) and said 2 and 10, which was wrong, and now they're still at it.

Could it be that none of the dogs the original dogs met on the way were actually going to the party, so its 23?

Edit: forget that

Could it be 808? The original 23 dogs each meet up with 35 others. So, 23 * 35 = 805 dogs. Then it says those dogs brought 3 brothers and sisters. It doesn't say each one of them brought 3 brothers and sisters. 805 + 3 = 808.

That's just my guess. Someone probably already called in and got it wrong though.