I'm going to daddy's soon.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]I'm going to daddy's soon.[/QUOTE]

Hard drugs and parties?

[QUOTE=coheneran]I just saw an incredible obese fat lady on TV that said "There is no such thing as 'too fat to f[COLOR="Black"]uc[/COLOR]k, where there's a will, there's a way." I found this hilarious.[/QUOTE]
This reminds me of one time when I was flipping channels and landed on this Jerry Springer special. It was about this guy who was about 800 pounds and bedridden, who had been a semi-frequent person on the show as "the worlds largest cross dresser." The man was crying because he was too big to get out of bed, but in the process he said the greatest line: "I wish I was Normal, like I was the first time I was on the Jerry Springer show."

Doubtful.

Im grounded for... uh i dunno .. skipping failing and a messy room.
anyways... Maybe ill write you a story.. im not in the story mood tho.. and i cant even write good stories.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]Im grounded for... uh i dunno .. skipping failing and a messy room.
anyways... Maybe ill write you a story.. im not in the story mood tho.. and i cant even write good stories.[/QUOTE]

:( Your parents sound like right little fascists.

That's not true, your story a few pages back was good! I enjoyed it anyway.

Some guy was stalking me.. and i got bored of it.. so i was real bitchy and he went away.. it was really funn being a bitch, even more than being nice.

How contextual of you.:p

wtf is that soupposed to mean?
Mr.Ilike to use big words.

I said that your post was very relevant to what we were talking about, but I was being ironic, because it wasn't.

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Hi Nick, how was your day?

Its only 4:30, my day hasn't started.

I'm sad because I allready said the dreaded phrase "I'm bored", and today is the first full day of my summer vacation. I'm ashamed of myself.

But, I think I'm going to go help my friend walk her ferret around town, and the reactions from the public is always slightly interesting.

Pet ferrets are so weird.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Pet ferrets are so weird.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, my friends are kind of weird. She's got a mohawk and a ferret, and really want to learn to play saxaphone. I don't think I'll ever meet anyone who knows more about ferrets.

Apart from a ferret vet?

Ferrets are illegal to keep as pets in CA. Or at least they used to be, they might've changed the law.

I am writing a story for my zine. I'm still trying to work out if I'm being unoriginally lame or cliche'd cool.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Ferrets are illegal to keep as pets in CA. Or at least they used to be, they might've changed the law.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I know that. They were illegal in Michigan as well up until a few years ago, along with New York. My friend claims that they are still illegal in New York, but thought that the law changed in California.

And I did't ask her about this or anything. She just was talking about this a few days ago.
[QUOTE=coheneran]Apart from a ferret vet?[/QUOTE]
She's getting close to that.

I just discovered my mp3s of Ray Charles Ultimate Hits Collection is really ****ed up with duplicate songs. Now I have to redownload the last 2 songs of the second disc.

Jumping Jupiters! Why the hell is it illegal to have a pet ferret?

Diseases.

I dont know about the other states, but CA can be really weird with health laws.

We have border patrol between our borders with Oregon and Nevada (More on the Oregon border) that ask if you are bringing any fruits or vegetables in from out of state out of fear of insects infesting out crops (which feed most of the US)

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]We have border patrol between our borders with Oregon and Nevada (More on the Oregon border) that ask if you are bringing any fruits or vegetables in from out of state out of fear of insects infesting out crops (which feed most of the US)[/QUOTE]

Lol, everyone knows insects can't cross borders unless you invite them in. Unlike Mexicans, amirite?

They can if they hitchike in that apple you take over the border, which is what I think happened that caused the patrol to take place.

When I went to Oregon, we ended up bringing some oranges back.

It's probably really fun to mess with the border guards. Like, bring a blender and one of those electric adaptors for car batteries, and make a smoothie out of smuggled fruits in front of the guards.

Well they wouldn't care, I'm sure a blender would kill the infestations.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Well they wouldn't care, I'm sure a blender would kill the infestations.[/QUOTE]

Well...

How about bringing in like ten apples, getting out of the car and throwing them as far away as possible? Would you get arrested, or do these guards have a sense of humour?

You're not supposed to bring bottles and cans back from other states into michigan and cash them in, but my family has been known to do that.

10 cents a can and the great lakes are what make Michigan cool.

They're just park rangers, not cops. It's not even that formal of a stop. You pull up, ranger comes to your window, asks if have any fruits that weren't from California, you say no, you go on. If you say yes, they either confiscate them or tell you eat them before you get further or something.

And if you threw apples near the highway, they'd probably call in a CHP officer and give you a $1000 fine for littering.