pretty sure i reached like the peak of as awkward as something can be when i tried to hit on the older one the other day i was like uh uh uh can i kiss you she was like never i was like oh sorry

i probably looked like a total rapist so i just played it off with some "yeah my last girlfriend was crazy" jokes

alex i want to adopt you

you sound like such a womanizer

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18209083]pretty sure i reached like the peak of as awkward as something can be when i tried to hit on the older one the other day i was like uh uh uh can i kiss you she was like never i was like oh sorry

i probably looked like a total rapist so i just played it off with some "yeah my last girlfriend was crazy" jokes[/QUOTE]

loool

yeah it was pretty uncomfortable

you should have raped her anyway

yeah you should of

thought about it

just thought id say that kyles girlfriend is just young looking idk why people bein mean to the nigga

if it werent for statutory rape id fuck kyles gf

the only reason i make fun is just because its kyle tbh, i dont hate

edit: if she's 15 that mean she not jb for me either omg

and she's not jb for kyle, 5 year gap in pa

a five year gap in either direction is good

damn its only 3 here

here i think its under sixteen go to jail for a long time under twelve death penalty

kinda harsh

5 year gap does that mean i can go for 12 yr olds

fuck yeah

edit: aw shit

lol gross

i look about 12 so it wouldn't be so weird i don't think

it should definitely be legal to fuck the shit out of anything in double digits

3 years for me means 17 means i missed out on a lot of pubescent poon

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18209113]it should definitely be legal to fuck the shit out of anything in double digits[/QUOTE]

<3

it doesnt really matter because if somethings illegal you can usually still do it

my whole life is illegal

yeah true

i'll just buy them beer and hope they dont remember i guess

going to get tacos oh man gonna rule

i have fucked an 11 year old before but she didn't know about it

Okay, MX is full of pedos.

Good to know. :S

took the girl i was talking about earlier to the movies when she was twelve and i was sixteen

her mom was like yeah no

alex, in all seriousness you are creeping me the hell out

we have so much in comnomnomnomon

why we didn't do anything

i haven't been interested in younger girls for a while tbh i just can't stand being around them

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18209138]i haven't been interested in younger girls for a while tbh i just can't stand being around them[/QUOTE]

if you could get 1 i bet you would overlook that shes younger

oh it's great, it's just like taking the training wheels off your bike

they're one of those things that are kinda better in theory than in real life

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18209141]they're one of those things that are kinda better in theory than in real life[/QUOTE]

backed

[quote=GaggingOrder;18209130]took the girl i was talking about earlier to the movies when she was twelve and i was sixteen

her mom was like yeah no[/quote]
what

not gonna lie i feel creepy talking to freshmen girls in college

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18209139]if you could get 1 i bet you would overlook that shes younger[/QUOTE]

younger girls are the only ones i can get, it's probably part of why they irritate me so much

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18208998]and i thought i dated girls that look like dogshit lol[/QUOTE]

fuken loled

havent gotten my dick sucked in so long