[QUOTE=McP3000;17196408]so how have you clowns been doing lately[/QUOTE]

Jacking off mad a lot.

We are Klowns! So say we all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNfVv_S22-I

:lol:

The only benefit of a breakup imo is that you can shamelessly go back to jacking off.

[QUOTE=BleepBoop;17196391]So I have just awoken from a night of dreams genuinely epic in scope. I killed Jack Nicholson in an old Western shootout in order to save Samuel Jackson's life. I wrestled a twelve foot tall tiger to the ground and broke its neck, while sustaining only minimal injuries myself. I made plans to rescue a princess from a castle, Super Mario style. And I came to this forum to find that a new community thread was made, with pictures of all the planets of the solar system and people talking about flying to Sputnik on stolen donut spaceships.

What is up guys?[/QUOTE]

full of win

[QUOTE=BleepBoop;17196437]The only benefit of a breakup imo is that you can shamelessly go back to jacking off.[/QUOTE]

yeah, but sex is still better and you can still jack off while being in a relationship.

true dat

Yeah but during relationships I try to limit myself to jacking off once a week so I that I can stay properly functional and all.

[QUOTE]full of win[/QUOTE]True, I hadn't really thought of how I triumphant I came out on each occasion.

sex is tremendously overrated

Good sex is not.

what differentiates good sex from bad sex?

opinions

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17196471]what differentiates good sex from bad sex?[/QUOTE]

lol, still a virgin?

[QUOTE=sean2332;17196340]girlfriends are overrated, just find a **** buddy! SOO much easier[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I've thought about that too.
But I guess myurges aren't big enough yet.
Or I'm still a bit gentleman like, since I've hada 3,5 year relationship. :-\

[QUOTE]I know this problem; in 2-3months you will be fine with jerking off again
it just needs some time, to get used, for not having sex.

I will be able to work further in may and june; last week my boss said that there is no chance for me, but today he told me, that he thought about it and I can still work after april; I need money to move out, so thats great! [/QUOTE]
2 To 3 months?
I think my balls would burst if I had to go so long without sex or solosex.

Nice about the job!

EDIT:
Lol @ the wanking during relation discussion.
To be honest if I have a lot of sex, I get more horny in general, so yeah....

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17196471]what differentiates good sex from bad sex?[/QUOTE]

age

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17196485]age[/QUOTE]

and fatness

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17196487]and fatness[/QUOTE]

And whether she swallows or not.

just as long as there is no mess for you to clean up

[QUOTE=guitrguy;17196489]just as long as there is no mess for you to clean up[/QUOTE]

and him not being involved

Howdy Brian, I hadn't recognized you, with that avatar.
I haven't seen you in a while, sup to u?

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17196471]what differentiates good sex from bad sex?[/QUOTE]

If the girl is good in the sack dude, c'mon!

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17196471]what differentiates good sex from bad sex?[/QUOTE]

itt mods do not get laid often =/

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17196516]itt mods do not get laid often =/[/QUOTE]

That's because they're too busy with modding. ;)

When I was little, being a supermod was my dream job.

I never cared much about being super mod.
Regular mod still sounds cool though.
If someone would ask me, I wouldn't say no. :p

[QUOTE=repcak;17196480]lol, still a virgin?[/QUOTE]

um no

just haven't slept with enough women to see a difference I guess.

I used to fantasize about being a super so I could ban big69 and ydload.

How old is this SiLvErFaNgGg character and whats the deal with him?

[QUOTE=the2stranger;17196500]Howdy Brian, I hadn't recognized you, with that avatar.
I haven't seen you in a while, sup to u?[/QUOTE]

not much just been busy with work and school. how about you?

[QUOTE=LostChild;17196562]How old is this SiLvErFaNgGg character and whats the deal with him?[/QUOTE]

Lol, are you new here?

Nah, I'm just kind of on and off so I miss a lot of the big things.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;17196573]not much just been busy with work and school. how about you?[/QUOTE]

I'm doing ok, doing lots of random things, and I'm readinga **** load lately.

[QUOTE=LostChild;17196562]How old is this SiLvErFaNgGg character and whats the deal with him?[/QUOTE]

Lol he's a cool he just likes to make stupid threads.

That's cool. I just saw a thread where he was talking about adjectives, 666 and 2012 and I had some doubts.

He's pretty dumb, like when he posts you can smell his brain cells dying with each and every thought.

he's also young enough to be my child

I mean idk I don't really get what people see in him, he's essentially useless except for laughing at.

Isn't he a brilliant short story writer or something?

i just got back from a walk and a listen through of ACB's new album. it started pouring rain about halfway through which oddly added to the experience, but i just got back in and the sun just came out. so gay.

He's a decent painter but I can't imagine something he writes being readable for more than a page or 2.

i just got back from a walk and a listen through of ACB's new album. it started pouring rain about halfway through which oddly added to the experience, but i just got back in and the sun just came out. so gay.