[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Family guy reference, eh?

By the way, the following releases suck:

the new Foo Fighters
the new Coldplay
the new White Stripes[/QUOTE]

Family Guy reference? WTF?

And come on, look at the bands you're talking about.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Family Guy reference? WTF?

And come on, look at the bands you're talking about.[/QUOTE]

Yea, they used that joke on Family Guy.

True. But still, I like to give bands the benefit of the doubt when a new release comes along.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I bet your guy friends like her though :naughty:[/QUOTE]

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/jonbonjovi/3.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=DM]Maybe I could steal some Malcolm X lines.[/QUOTE]

Malcolm X is too blatant. Go with Farrakhan, who is the most racist black dude ever.

Crappy ones?

I do like Coldplay though. Very catchy and simple. Relief from thinking music. I just can't take to much of it before I want to drown the band in cheesy emotional tears of love and joy and sadness all at once.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]
Malcolm X is too blatant. Go with Farrakhan, who is the most racist black dude ever.[/QUOTE]

Good call. I want to read the speech as though I am Don King, quote black racists and pretend to have Parkinsans' disease. I still have to win the election though.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Good call. I want to read the speech as though I am Don King, quote black racists and pretend to have Parkinsans' disease. I still have to win the election though.[/QUOTE]

Well, John Kerry didn't win the election and he gave a speech.

Also, film it and upload it.

Or I'll f[size=2]uckin' kill ya[/size]

What do you guys have going on this weekend?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]What do you guys have going on this weekend?[/QUOTE]

I don't make plans, man. I just roll with it.

I'll probably just meet up with friends and do the same old s[size=2]hit, but that never gets old :cool:[/size]

Also, that reminds me of when I ran for class president...we had to give a speech announcing why we were supposed to be a good candidate. I gave my speech like a black preacher in the south ("AND THE LORD-AH SAID UNTOOO ME-AH...THAT I [I]WILL[/I], AH SAID AH [SIZE=3][I]WILL[/I][/SIZE] BE THE BEST PRESIDENT-AH THAT THE SCHOOL HAS [I]EVAH[/I] SEEN. Can I [i]get[/i] an amen?" was an actual excerpt, I believe) and I actually won.

I never ran for president, but I did win prom king :cool:

/always brags about that

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Family guy reference, eh?

By the way, the following releases suck:

the new Foo Fighters
the new Coldplay
the new White Stripes[/QUOTE]
:( I was planning on buying the first two

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I never ran for president, but I did win prom king :cool:

/always brags about that[/QUOTE]

You'll be bragging about that in 22 years when you'll be working a deadend job supporting a fat tick wife and four fat hateful kids :eek:

"I was Prom King, man! I was supposed to GO places!"

just kidding.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]You'll be bragging about that in 22 years when you'll be working a deadend job supporting a fat tick wife and four fat hateful kids :eek:

"I was Prom King, man! I was supposed to GO places!"

just kidding.[/QUOTE]

If that happens I'll pull an Office Space and just stop going to work.

My tick wife:

[url]http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/etools/sawmills/images/lyme_tick.jpg[/url]

refl

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I never ran for president, but I did win prom king :cool:

/always brags about that[/QUOTE]

Well, the flamboyantly homosexual kid is the one that won king at my school, so maybe that'll stop you. :)

/is kidding, not about the fact but the implication inherent

It's a sensible thing if you think about it. The guys are too homophobic to vote, and the girls would obviously vote for the only guy that was friends with them with no ulterior desire to **** them and who could relate to topics like shopping and expensive clothes.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]If that happens I'll pull an Office Space and just stop going to work.

My tick wife:

[url]http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/etools/sawmills/images/lyme_tick.jpg[/url]

refl[/QUOTE]

Those little ****s suck.

[QUOTE=Cain]Well, the flamboyantly homosexual kid is the one that won king at my school, so maybe that'll stop you. :)

/is kidding, not about the fact but the implication inherent

It's a sensible thing if you think about it. The guys are too homophobic to vote, and the girls would obviously vote for the only guy that was friends with them with no ulterior desire to **** them and who could relate to topics like shopping and expensive clothes.[/QUOTE]

Meh, the only reason I won was because my girlfriend and I had been together for like a year and a half, and everyone thought we were a cute couple, etc.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Meh, the only reason I won was because my girlfriend and I had been together for like a year and a half, and everyone thought we were a cute couple, etc.[/QUOTE]

The girl I went to prom with and I had a celebrity-type relationship...she was the most popular girl, I was one of the most popular guys, and we really couldn't stand each other...we pretended to like each other in public, bitched at each other in private, and had amazing sex.

i was elected president of my college's lil' honorary society. i wasn't the only nominee, but i was the only one who really WANTED it, judging by the uncertainty of the other candidates' speeches. so i just got up there and rattled off my college application goodies and concluded with "my name is _________, and I approve this message." hmm

[QUOTE=madeyadams]You are the kind of people I hate. Ones who dont STFU when they're giving a speech. I hate listening to stupid high school kids talk about how thankful they are for awards and crap, they don't care, they just love the title of being something extremely superficial. It's times like those when you need to have tomatoes in your hand to throw at faggots.[/QUOTE]

lol

you are awesome

[QUOTE=madeyadams]You are the kind of people I hate. Ones who dont STFU when they're giving a speech. I hate listening to stupid high school kids talk about how thankful they are for awards and crap, they don't care, they just love the title of being something extremely superficial. It's times like those when you need to have tomatoes in your hand to throw at faggots.[/QUOTE]

Bitter much?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Meh, the only reason I won was because my girlfriend and I had been together for like a year and a half, and everyone thought we were a cute couple, etc.[/QUOTE]

I was only joking around. I'm positive you guys are a cute couple.

Maybe I should just quit the insult-based humor with you. It always seems to end in less-than-spectacular ways. :(

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Um gross. Did you have one implanted on you or something?[/QUOTE]

Crawled up my pants after yardwork and burrowed its way just below my left asscheek while I was asleep. I awoke to a peculiar pain and craned my head to see the little parasite. I immediately removed it, but I couldn't comfortably sit down for a while.

So the short, non-graphic answer is yes. :)

[QUOTE=Cain]I was only joking around. I'm positive you guys are a cute couple.

Maybe I should just quit the insult-based humor with you. It always seems to end in less-than-spectacular ways. :([/QUOTE]

I didn't get offended? I just felt the need to explain why I won.

Don't worry, I've got thick skin.

NP: Sufjan Stevens - To Be Alone With You

[QUOTE=madeyadams]*asian voice*

u wan sum sweet n sour powk? rite?? sweet n sour rite?? LOLFAMO get it rite??[/QUOTE]

You are one bigoted bitch, madey. :lol:

[QUOTE=madeyadams]EW WTF. Dude. I thought only doggies got ticks.

That's craaaaaaaaaazy.[/QUOTE]

That's normal.

But then again, you probably never go outside :p

/gets ready for a comment about post count

[QUOTE=madeyadams]EW WTF. Dude. I thought only doggies got ticks.

That's craaaaaaaaaazy.[/QUOTE]

Nope. Us humans get them too. Why do you think Lyme Disease concerns us?

I hate ticks. On dogs they can go for weeks without being spotted, until they're these great bulbous, engorged masses. Then you try to remove them, and they pop.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Oh? Really?

Interesting.[/QUOTE]

I was kidding. I find your unusual crudeness amusing, is all.

[QUOTE=Cain]I was kidding. I find your unusual crudeness amusing, is all.[/QUOTE]

:lol: Lucas, you get misunderstood far too often.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]:lol: Lucas, you get misunderstood far too often.[/QUOTE]

I know. It's really upsetting. :( I've been making all my friends on this site accidentally pissed off lately.

/comments about ATM's postcount.

[QUOTE=Cain]I know. It's really upsetting. :( I've been making all my friends on this site accidentally pissed off lately.

/comments about ATM's postcount.[/QUOTE]

It can be hard to get jokes when you are just reading them.

From now on, everybody should go:

[joke] You suck. [/joke]

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]It can be hard to get jokes when you are just reading them.

From now on, everybody should go:

[joke] You suck. [/joke][/QUOTE]

We should have Pit brackets. That way nothing will be taken seriously.

EDIT: I'm goin' to bed. It's late. Good night everyone. :wave:

What is your avatar, anyway?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]What is your avatar, anyway?[/QUOTE]

A broken sigil.

[QUOTE=Cain]I know. It's really upsetting. :( I've been making all my friends on this site accidentally pissed off lately.

/comments about ATM's postcount.[/QUOTE]

Hey, you haven't pissed me off lately.

/waits for a "go pick my cotton, ******" comment

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]It can be hard to get jokes when you are just reading them.

From now on, everybody should go:

[joke] You suck. [/joke][/QUOTE]
But then people will combat it with [no joke] you suck. [/no joke] :(

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Hey, you haven't pissed me off lately.

/waits for a "go pick my cotton, ******" comment[/QUOTE]


/waits for Madey to do the honors

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Hey, you haven't pissed me off lately.

/waits for a "go pick my cotton, ******" comment[/QUOTE]

Nah, you can have a day off. Just don't let me catch you trying to read my Bible, Nat. :)

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Holy christ, Ray. I laughed so hard at that. I don't know why I found it so humorous, but it was extremely funny.[/QUOTE]

Thanks.

I try.

[QUOTE=Cain]Nah, you can have a day off. Just don't let me catch you trying to read my Bible, Nat.[/QUOTE]

I sorry, suh. I be gettin' back to da fields now, I be joinin' dose udda slaves who be workin' hard. I sorry to be wastin' ya time, suh.

(dude, that was like, the weakest insult ever...so many ugly, hateful, insensitive things to say about blacks and you say that? C'mon)

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Thanks.

I try.



I sorry, suh. I be gettin' back to da fields now, I be joinin' dose udda slaves who be workin' hard. I sorry to be wastin' ya time, suh.

(dude, that was like, the weakest insult ever...so many ugly, hateful, insensitive things to say about blacks and you say that? C'mon)[/QUOTE]


I don't do ugly or hateful. Some people would consider that to be insensitive. Meh. :)

If you've read "The Confessions of Nat Turner" it's easier to understand.

OK, I'm seriously going to bed now. Good night.

11100th post bitches!

[QUOTE=Cain]I don't do ugly or hateful. Some people would consider that to be insensitive. Meh. :)

If you've read "The Confessions of Nat Turner" it's easier to understand.[/QUOTE]

I know who Nat Turner was but I've never read the book.

(Nat Turner killed a bunch of white people, Cain...you sure you want to call em that? :evil: )

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I know who Nat Turner was but I've never read the book.

(Nat Turner killed a bunch of white people, Cain...you sure you want to call me that? :evil: )[/QUOTE]

According to the book, you embarked on your anti-slavery crusade as a result of feelings of intellectual superiority over your fellow
"******s" and thus felt the most intense self-hate for being black you can possibly imagine. Therefore, your crusade was to prove to all the idiot blacks that they didn't have to be. You also are a depraved sexual creature who lusts after a white woman who is the daughter of your master, and when combined with your intense, fundamentalist religious convictions obtained from your master's Bible, your lust and your disgust at the sheer tempting power of the girl's virginity lead you to (after killing the rest of her family including a baby boy) brutally rape her in a field and then shoot her in the back of the head. Oh, and you jack off with other slaves and in one passion-filled moment you masturbate against a tree to rid yourself from the visions of the object of your lust.

Not the best person to be named after IMO. On the other hand, the author of this book was a Southern white male and it was published in the mid-60s. (The same guy wrote Sophie's Choice, which pissed off a lot of women the same way this book pissed off a lot of black people. Poor guy just can't cut a break I suppose. :rolleyes: )

EDIT: In case you can't tell yet, it's a woefully dated and laughably pigheaded view of what slavery was like.

[QUOTE=Cain]According to the book, you embarked on your anti-slavery crusade as a result of feelings of intellectual superiority over your fellow
"******s" and thus felt the most intense self-hate for being black you can possibly imagine. Therefore, your crusade was to prove to all the idiot blacks that they didn't have to be. You also are a depraved sexual creature who lusts after a white woman who is the daughter of your master, and when combined with your intense, fundamentalist religious convictions obtained from your master's Bible, your lust and your disgust at the sheer tempting power of the girl's virginity lead you to (after killing the rest of her family including a baby boy) brutally rape her in a field and then shoot her in the back of the head. Oh, and you jack off with other slaves and in one passion-filled moment you masturbate against a tree to rid yourself from the visions of the object of your lust.

Not the best person to be named after IMO. On the other hand, the author of this book was a Southern white male and it was published in the mid-60s. (The same guy wrote Sophie's Choice, which pissed off a lot of women the same way this book pissed off a lot of black people. Poor guy just can't cut a break I suppose. :rolleyes: )

EDIT: In case you can't tell yet, it's a woefully dated and laughably pigheaded view of what slavery was like.[/QUOTE]
Wait, this was "True"?

I just watched that Dimebag video and it sucked. I wanted to see Dimebag go down, but noooo, it had be a crappy angle and a crappy camera.

[QUOTE=Cain]According to the book, you embarked on your anti-slavery crusade as a result of feelings of intellectual superiority over your fellow
"******s" and thus felt the most intense self-hate for being black you can possibly imagine. Therefore, your crusade was to prove to all the idiot blacks that they didn't have to be. You also are a depraved sexual creature who lusts after a white woman who is the daughter of your master, and when combined with your intense, fundamentalist religious convictions obtained from your master's Bible, your lust and your disgust at the sheer tempting power of the girl's virginity lead you to (after killing the rest of her family including a baby boy) brutally rape her in a field and then shoot her in the back of the head. Oh, and you jack off with other slaves and in one passion-filled moment you masturbate against a tree to rid yourself from the visions of the object of your lust.

Not the best person to be named after IMO. On the other hand, the author of this book was a Southern white male and it was published in the mid-60s. (The same guy wrote Sophie's Choice, which pissed off a lot of women the same way this book pissed off a lot of black people. Poor guy just can't cut a break I suppose. :rolleyes: )

EDIT: In case you can't tell yet, it's a woefully dated and laughably pigheaded view of what slavery was like.[/QUOTE]

Hey!

...shut up.

OK, from now on I'm calling you "Vanilla Ice", k? :angry:

Just kidding, but for now I must retreat to bed. I love sleeping in the same bed as my girlfriend.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Hey!

...shut up.

OK, from now on I'm calling you "Vanilla Ice", k? :angry:

Just kidding, but for now I must retreat to bed. I love sleeping in the same bed as my girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
Have a fantastic time. Wear protection. :thumb: