My roommate smells.

And he's sick and every time [I]he[/I] sneezes [I]he[/I] says gesundheit to himself. Really loudly. So that I'm 2 feet away from my speakers and I can hear him perfectly clear 8 feet away. Mind you if I sneeze he just glares at me. Asshat.

NP: Dark Tranquility - Monochromatic Stains

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]
And he's sick and every time [I]he[/I] sneezes [I]he[/I] says gesundheit to himself. Really loudly. So that I'm 2 feet away from my speakers and I can hear him perfectly clear 8 feet away. Mind you if I sneeze he just glares at me. Asshat.[/QUOTE]

I hate people who say "God bless you" when someone sneezes.

As if someone sneezing wasn't annoying enough, lets add an extra phrase to piss Jon off!

And then some people think it's rude NOT to. Oh that's just silly.

"I WAS going to hell...but no longer! Thank you, sir! God loves it when someone recommends that he bless someone! He's omnipotent and everything, so he knows whether or not I deserve to be blessed, but I'm sure he appreciates the help!

You ****ing pretentious twat...."

Dear pop-punk

ilu<3

- Andy

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]I hate people who say "God bless you" when someone sneezes.

As if someone sneezing wasn't annoying enough, lets add an extra phrase to piss Jon off!

And then some people think it's rude NOT to. Oh that's just silly.

"I WAS going to hell...but no longer! Thank you, sir! God loves it when someone recommends that he bless someone! He's omnipotent and everything, so he knows whether or not I deserve to be blessed, but I'm sure he appreciates the help!

You ****ing pretentious twat...."[/QUOTE]
Oh dear, you and Gaby would definitely not get along.

She gets quite mad if no one says bless you when someone sneezes. She's not religious or anything, she just is big on courtesy heh. I used to never do it but after her slapping me everytime I didn't do it...I do it a lot now :-\

Dear Andy,

ilu2 :-*

Vince

do you know whats better than saying bless you?

say "you are soooooooooo beautiful"

it makes people feel a lot better than if you just blessed them, plus its not formal and expected, thus explaining how hard it rules

[QUOTE=CommieCanada]do you know whats better than saying bless you?

say "you are soooooooooo beautiful"

it makes people feel a lot better than if you just blessed them, plus its not formal and expected, thus explaining how hard it rules[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, Andy rocks.

I'll have to try that next time Gaby sneezes...there's no way she can punch me if I say that :p

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Hahaha, Andy rocks.

I'll have to try that next time Gaby sneezes...there's no way she can punch me if I say that :p[/QUOTE]
i do that all the time.

the ladies love it

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Oh dear, you and Gaby would definitely not get along.

She gets quite mad if no one says bless you when someone sneezes. She's not religious or anything, she just is big on courtesy heh. I used to never do it but after her slapping me everytime I didn't do it...I do it a lot now :-\[/QUOTE]

Invite Gaby to the forums, seriously. We need some new people I don't already know more than I want to.

I swear to god, I will be nothing but nice to her. (Read: I will treat her like a hot chick, without the whole 'trying to get in her pants' thing.)

Courtesy is for losers. There is no good reason to say "Bless you" other than to piss me off.

...Do they release who won academy awards in advance at all?

...Because Colbert predicted all the important ones on thursday...

Academy awards = meh


Me = teh drunk (surprise)

[QUOTE=CommieCanada]i do that all the time.

the ladies love it[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, nice.
[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Invite Gaby to the forums, seriously. We need some new people I don't already know more than I want to.

I swear to god, I will be nothing but nice to her. (Read: I will treat her like a hot chick, without the whole 'trying to get in her pants' thing.)

Courtesy is for losers. There is no good reason to say "Bless you" other than to piss me off.[/QUOTE]
Um, no.

I love you guys and all, but I don't want you interacting with my girlfriend :p

Plus she's not nerdy enough to post on a forum. I've linked her here before though.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]/watching 24[/QUOTE]

Edgar!

:upset: :upset: :upset: :upset: :'( :'( :'( :'(

So, the lady I've been having the sex with recently finally permitted bumsex last night. I feel my ascent to apalling filthy man has finally been completed. Oh yes.

[QUOTE=billiejoe84]So, the lady I've been having the sex with recently finally permitted bumsex last night. I feel my ascent to apalling filthy man has finally been completed. Oh yes.[/QUOTE]
Yes, go to bed James.

:p

I don't really care for bumsex...but I am jealous for the sex in general...4 days...maybe.

Very well, sir... I shall cease to lower the tone in here. Especially as it is now nearly 6am, and also I hate to arouse sexual jealousy.


Although I will say, there is nothing to be said against sodomy. It is outstandingly nice.


Whatever, dude, don't worry yourself. You're a far cooler dude than me, you'll get what you deserve.


Night Vince (and anyone else around) :wave:

[QUOTE=billiejoe84]Very well, sir... I shall cease to lower the tone in here. Especially as it is now nearly 6am, and also I hate to arouse sexual jealousy.

Although I will say, there is nothing to be said against sodomy. It is outstandingly nice.

Whatever, dude, don't worry yourself. You're a far cooler dude than me, you'll get what you deserve.

Night Vince (and anyone else around) :wave:[/QUOTE]
Yikes...11pm here lol

Meh, it seems dirty. It might be good but I'm not into it. I'm not against people who enjoy it or anything though.

Hah, meh.

Night dude.

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