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Dimmu Burger 04-22-2009 07:13 AM

Its gay. I told the singer that I was looking for a band to sing for, but they didn't even talk to me at all, they just got another dude. Gay!

DBlitz 04-22-2009 08:01 AM

they kicked you out without informing you? fags

there's a dead mouse in the ceiling and the ****ing smell is pouring into the bathroom, its horrid.

repcak 04-22-2009 08:01 AM

indeed, gay!

Ventriloquist 04-22-2009 08:04 AM

Sup guys, just handed in my last coursework. Slept 6 hours in past two days! God, I'm so ****ing relieved. Time to reboot the brain.

Dimmu Burger 04-22-2009 08:46 AM

[QUOTE=DBlitz;17196115]they kicked you out without informing you? fags[/QUOTE]

Its more like they thought cause I was looking for another band that I was straight quitting when that wasn't the case. I want to play with them, but I would rather be singing, so I'm looking for a band to do that with. I haven't found one though.

DBlitz 04-22-2009 08:55 AM

oh. still, they didn't tell you that they were kicking you out

Dimmu Burger 04-22-2009 09:06 AM

Yeah its pretty gay.

christsimpson 04-22-2009 09:13 AM

that's ridiculous. To/Die/For (not sure if any of you know them) kicked this dude I used to talk to out of the band without informing him. he was kind of annoyed. especially since they are sort of big over here. he played keys in HIM before btw. nice guy. sucks at hockey though!

xMalcolmXx 04-22-2009 09:20 AM

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17195825]holy **** i found a band who exclusively does humppa covers

holy ****

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35bxULT7q7s

holy diver humppa style![/QUOTE]

the number of the beast one is so great

pate 04-22-2009 09:28 AM

Sorry Dan.

imadinosaur 04-22-2009 10:04 AM

Sup all, it's BRA. Been a long time. How are you all doing?

Moon Flavor 04-22-2009 10:04 AM

Sup bra how's your sister

Dimmu Burger 04-22-2009 10:05 AM

Well I'm meeting up with this band on sunday that wants to play Protest The Hero, BTBAM and Fall Of Troy type stuff. They feature the guy from Swarm Of The Lotus, which is pretty cool. I hope they're good and I can sing for them cause they're older dudes with wives and kids too, which is perfect for me.

Moon Flavor 04-22-2009 10:06 AM

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17196245]Well I'm meeting up with this band on sunday that wants to play Protest The Hero, BTBAM and Fall Of Troy type stuff. They feature the guy from Swarm Of The Lotus, which is pretty cool. I hope they're good and I can sing for them cause they're older dudes with wives and kids too, which is perfect for me.[/QUOTE]

More old FoT, less Protest and BTBAM!

Dimmu Burger 04-22-2009 10:07 AM

I like all three so I'm good.

imadinosaur 04-22-2009 10:08 AM

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17196244]Sup bra how's your sister[/QUOTE]

Uh, don't got one....but good one I guess. :confused: lol

Dimmu Burger 04-22-2009 10:09 AM

I don't think that's BRA.

imadinosaur 04-22-2009 10:13 AM

Look, man, it actually is. I really don't want to go through that right now, tbh.

Moon Flavor 04-22-2009 10:13 AM

I do.

I mean he's not incriminating himself or anything...

DBlitz 04-22-2009 10:14 AM

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17196245]Well I'm meeting up with this band on sunday that wants to play Protest The Hero, BTBAM and Fall Of Troy type stuff. They feature the guy from Swarm Of The Lotus, which is pretty cool. I hope they're good and I can sing for them cause they're older dudes with wives and kids too, which is perfect for me.[/QUOTE]
nice

Dimmu Burger 04-22-2009 10:14 AM

Very nice.

MBS 04-22-2009 10:20 AM

super nice

imadinosaur 04-22-2009 10:23 AM

So, long story short (er):

I quit making music because of my fiance, quit trying to write, quit doing everything....all for her, to try to pay more attention to her and make her happy. Things between us got worse, and she went on a previously planned vacation with our daughter to Idaho to visit her family, saying we actually kinda needed the break and we'll work on things.

She gets there, calls me, and says, "We're not coming back".

She's gone, and she took damn near everything...all our cash, our daughter, everything...and left me with all the bills and won't let me see our daughter, saying it's her daughter and I don't deserve her. The woman I love more than anything in the world, the one I gave up everything for.....just up and left, and took everything.

Two days later, a chick runs a stop sign by the university and slams into me at 40 MPH. She doesn't have insurance, and my policy had expired 2 days prior....I couldnt renew because my ex had taken all our cash.

And then I almost choke to death at Subway...my friend didn't know the Heimlich and I was passing out. Wasn't really my kind of day that day either.

I love my life....but not really.

botb 04-22-2009 10:27 AM

[IMG]http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/nightingales1/Funny%20Pics/WhatsGoingOnInThisThread.jpg[/IMG]

the2stranger 04-22-2009 10:27 AM

I'm still not quite sure if it's actually you BRA, or someone impersonating you.
If it is you, that's really sad. :(

I did lol at the Subway choke thing though.

Sup guys?

EDIT:
Lol at the picture.
:lol:

I'm doing ok,
Went to the garage to get my car checked for the next year.
It's all good.
Did some groceries and started to paint the kitchen.

u?

Dimmu Burger 04-22-2009 10:31 AM

[QUOTE=imadinosaur;17196292]So, long story short (er):

I quit making music because of my fiance, quit trying to write, quit doing everything....all for her, to try to pay more attention to her and make her happy. Things between us got worse, and she went on a previously planned vacation with our daughter to Idaho to visit her family, saying we actually kinda needed the break and we'll work on things.

She gets there, calls me, and says, "We're not coming back".

She's gone, and she took damn near everything...all our cash, our daughter, everything...and left me with all the bills and won't let me see our daughter, saying it's her daughter and I don't deserve her. The woman I love more than anything in the world, the one I gave up everything for.....just up and left, and took everything.

Two days later, a chick runs a stop sign by the university and slams into me at 40 MPH. She doesn't have insurance, and my policy had expired 2 days prior....I couldnt renew because my ex had taken all our cash.

And then I almost choke to death at Subway...my friend didn't know the Heimlich and I was passing out. Wasn't really my kind of day that day either.

I love my life....but not really.[/QUOTE]

Oy!

imadinosaur 04-22-2009 10:37 AM

Yea, the past two weeks have been hell.

To lay any doubts to rest as to whether or not it's me, I'm still a Vehemence fanboy, I still love Agalloch, and I still listen to p[size=2]u[/size]ssy sh[size=2]i[/size]t like BfmV.

the2stranger 04-22-2009 10:39 AM

Damn, I need a g/f again, or atleast some female company.
I'm horny as **** lately and no chicks around to sex up. :(

The Feeding 04-22-2009 10:51 AM

girlfriends are overrated, just find a **** buddy! SOO much easier

botb 04-22-2009 10:52 AM

[QUOTE=sean2332;17196340]girlfriends are overrated, just find a **** buddy! SOO much easier[/QUOTE]

idk when you get older, the stability of a relationship is nice. but you being like 16 i can see where this would be true.

The Feeding 04-22-2009 10:52 AM

yeah I'm 20, and i just got out of a 3 year relationship so i just want some sex without all the BS right now

hismajestythepope 04-22-2009 10:57 AM

[QUOTE=imadinosaur;17196324]Yea, the past two weeks have been hell.

To lay any doubts to rest as to whether or not it's me, I'm still a Vehemence fanboy, I still love Agalloch, and I still listen to p[size=2]u[/size]ssy sh[size=2]i[/size]t like BfmV.[/QUOTE]

No offense dude, but you really need to take your time with ****. You rush your relationships hard and the dumb bitches, being dumb bitches **** you over. Work with someone worth something, honestly.

repcak 04-22-2009 11:25 AM

[QUOTE=the2stranger;17196325]Damn, I need a g/f again, or atleast some female company.
I'm horny as **** lately and no chicks around to sex up. :([/QUOTE]

I know this problem; in 2-3months you will be fine with jerking off again :p
it just needs some time, to get used, for not having sex.

I will be able to work further in may and june; last week my boss said that there is no chance for me, but today he told me, that he thought about it and I can still work after april; I need money to move out, so thats great!

BleepBoop 04-22-2009 11:25 AM

So I have just awoken from a night of dreams genuinely epic in scope. I killed Jack Nicholson in an old Western shootout in order to save Samuel Jackson's life. I wrestled a twelve foot tall tiger to the ground and broke its neck, while sustaining only minimal injuries myself. I made plans to rescue a princess from a castle, Super Mario style. And I came to this forum to find that a new community thread was made, with pictures of all the planets of the solar system and people talking about flying to Sputnik on stolen donut spaceships.

What is up guys?

hismajestythepope 04-22-2009 11:30 AM

Pretty epic dream. I was supposed to practice BM with my one friend today at noon, but I'm at my dad's shop until he gets back here, so not jamming until 2-ish.

But I'm getting payed to listen to The Third Memory and virus scan his computer so that's cool.

Dimmu Burger 04-22-2009 11:34 AM

[QUOTE=BleepBoop;17196391]So I have just awoken from a night of dreams genuinely epic in scope. I killed Jack Nicholson in an old Western shootout in order to save Samuel Jackson's life. I wrestled a twelve foot tall tiger to the ground and broke its neck, while sustaining only minimal injuries myself. I made plans to rescue a princess from a castle, Super Mario style. And I came to this forum to find that a new community thread was made, with pictures of all the planets of the solar system and people talking about flying to Sputnik on stolen donut spaceships.

What is up guys?[/QUOTE]

lol that was awesome.

McP3000 04-22-2009 11:34 AM

so how have you clowns been doing lately

Dimmu Burger 04-22-2009 11:39 AM

[IMG]http://www.clown-ministry.com/images/bozo-the-clown-adult-costume.jpg[/IMG]

BleepBoop 04-22-2009 11:39 AM

The shootout was pretty depressing. Jack and Samuel were both holding guns to each other's heads for like twenty minutes, staring each other down and waiting for the other to shoot. Reservoir Dogs style. Anyway I got sick of the tension and drew a revolver and shot Jack in the face over and over until he was bleeding to death. Then everybody got mad because they thought I acted too hastily.

McP3000 04-22-2009 11:41 AM

el terrible


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