I'm chewing on a beer can because the tab broke and i must get the precious juice from within

[QUOTE=lynch_me]To bad it doesn't make you grow.[/QUOTE]
You always make me cry :(.
Too bad food doesn't make your mom not fat. The funny thing is I have never seen your mom.

When you aren't talking about me you aren't talking at all.

Just let me enjoy this live soundtrack!

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]You always make me cry :(.
Too bad food doesn't make your mom not fat. The funny thing is I have never seen your mom.[/QUOTE]
Your so small you give girls head!

Matt, I have a question, what kind of girls do you hang out with?
You know, the ones you can give head to. Because that's gross.

Wait...what?

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]Matt, I have a question, what kind of girls do you hang out with?
You know, the ones you can give head to. Because that's gross.[/QUOTE]
What do you mean? All girls have dicks right?

that's why you drink real beer, not that lager crap.

fat pigeon!!!

Newcastle is Ale, Guinness is Stout

[QUOTE=DrGolovaCroxby]that's why you drink real beer, not that lager crap.[/QUOTE]

OI! Whats so wrong with lager!?

im confused....I thought girls had Vaginas

it tastes like anus. real piss beer! oi!

OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI!!!!!! MATE!!!!!! FAIR DINKUM!!!!!!!!!! PUT ANOTHA SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shrimp cocktail + a bottle of jack = one fun night

:lol: shrimp cocktail. You sound like a jew hahaha

actually, to be fair;
anything + a bottle of jack = one fun night.

in case you can't tell. i love mr. jack daniels. because he's my not-so-distant relative. and he's gotten me pissed more than any other alcohol.

Jews dont eat shrimp.

[QUOTE=DrGolovaCroxby]actually, to be fair;
anything + a bottle of jack = one fun night.

in case you can't tell. i love mr. jack daniels. because he's my not-so-distant relative. and he's gotten me pissed more than any other alcohol.[/QUOTE]
JD is the f'ucking best.

[QUOTE=fast-fingers]:lol: shrimp cocktail. You sound like a jew hahaha[/QUOTE]

calling me a jew? i outta go holocaust on your a-hole. i'll curb kick you.

<--you see this? it means not welcome!

[QUOTE=RedMenace4]Jews dont eat shrimp.[/QUOTE]
Reform Jews do. Not real Jews though. Just the ones that take the holidays (even though they don't know what they're about) and go on cruises.

[QUOTE=DrGolovaCroxby]calling me a jew? i outta go holocaust on your a-hole. i'll curb kick you.

<--you see this? it means not welcome![/QUOTE]
:lol: hahahahahaha what a sh'itty movie. Hollywood crap.

i just like the first part. it makes me laugh.

Yeah that movie really wasn't half as disturbing as the majority of the pussies in North America made it sound lol

[QUOTE=fast-fingers]OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI!!!!!! MATE!!!!!! FAIR DINKUM!!!!!!!!!! PUT ANOTHA SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

WE CALL THEM PRAWNS!!!!!!!!!!

romper stomper was a much better movie, in my personal opinion.

Definitely.
The only thing bad about it is the wound in love story.

This...is not your country.

[QUOTE=OPERATIONrancid]WE CALL THEM PRAWNS!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
Gooks call them prawns too. Gook.

gooks! get 'em!

Smack 'im if hes yellow! Smack 'im if 'e's black! Smack 'im till he f'ucks off and never comes back!

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]im confused....I thought girls had Vaginas[/QUOTE]

what insane world do you live in?

[QUOTE=OPERATIONrancid]This...is not your country.[/QUOTE]
"What did you run into me for?"
"Noooooooo. He p-p-p-pooooooosh me."

[QUOTE=fast-fingers]Gooks call them prawns too. Gook.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://img64.photobucket.com/albums/v194/BeerSlut/jew.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=fast-fingers]Reform Jews do. Not real Jews though. Just the ones that take the holidays (even though they don't know what they're about) and go on cruises.[/QUOTE]
It's just like pork. I have a friend who's a Reform Jew. He eats porkchops on the first day of Hannukah every year. :lol:

[QUOTE=OPERATIONrancid]Smack 'im if hes yellow! Smack 'im if 'e's black! Smack 'im till he f'ucks off and never comes back![/QUOTE]

what's the name of that song? i want to download it.

[QUOTE=OPERATIONrancid]Smack 'im if hes yellow! Smack 'im if 'e's black! Smack 'im till he f'ucks off and never comes back![/QUOTE]
When he starts shivering and pleading for his life, tell him you're only sorry that you missed his kids and wife.

[QUOTE=DrGolovaCroxby]what's the name of that song? i want to download it.[/QUOTE]
The Smack Song.

by whom?

Not sure. Just download the Romper Stomper soundtrack. That's what I did. Robert (Agnostic_Back) got HMV (a Canadian cd store) to order it for him :lol: