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studying using the (slightly modified) adb method

i'll be damned if I haven't got more work done in the past hour than I have over the past two weeks

going out for drinks now with friends so

going out for [B]IDIOT JUICE[/B]

with all the idiots

even walkin around outside 4 a few minutes makes me feel beter

mmm kebab

im wearing stockings

are you serious

i've never worn them I have a fetish for them when girls do though

theyre really comfortable

id take a pic but i cant find the cd 4 my cam

sign up to fetlife Nick

it's a trolling paradise

maybe

the worlds a mess tis in my kiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss

joined fetlife all this black background ugh

tonight, ill be your naughty girl

Sup bwos?

fuck

just pressed the wrong button on my phone and called some filipino guy I used to work with at like 4:30 AM. didn't know it was dialing until he answered

Does he wanna fuck?

lol idk just thinking of my name coming up on his phone he'd be all like wtf is he calling me for

it's weird that he answered i'd never answer a call like that

maybe he [I]does[/I] wanna fuck

I spent my load earlier watching girls getting pied in the face on youtube

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18578865]it's weird that he answered i'd never answer a call like that

maybe he [I]does[/I] wanna fuck[/QUOTE]

that's what i'm thinking bwo

mappy did you go to warped tour

Yeah, it was pretty elite.

The Acacia Strain, August Burns Red, and Dance Gavin Dance shat all over everyone else.

Jonny Craig and Jon Mess are seriously the best duo of frontmen, such good banter.

Also, I saw so many ADB's. AKA manorexic dudes with really exaggerated swoop hair wearing shirts that said COOL STORY BRO and U MAD?

Woah dude, Brent is [B]unique[/B], he's an [I]individual [/I]there is NOBODY like him out there.

There were also kids wearing cut off jeans (I do too whatever) and loose fitting tank-tops that said FUCK HIPSTERS in block text.

I mean, they were dressed like hipsters, but their shirts let you know they weren't hipsters!

what do you do if youre wearing that shirt and you meet someone else who is wearing it that would suck

that would be so sick

how was the mosh

I was crowned king of the pit.

It was pretty sweet though.

Oh and Frontlines' drummer spinkicked a cigarette out of my hand and a beer out of my friend standing next to me's hand with one spinkick.

We were just like "holy shit, I didn't even know that dude could jump that high" cause we're both well over 6' and this kid's like short and fat.

That being said, my band's new song is now titled "Keith Kratzer Spinkicked A Cigarette Out Of My Hand At Warped Tour".