terribly in <3 w/ u

I drink an average of 5 mugs/cups or more a day.

i used to drink around 2 or 3 cups a day. not anymore though, kinda burnt out on it

Only have a coffee on a morning.

fuck yes apartment hired.

[QUOTE=Ventriloquist;18244738]fuck yes apartment hired.[/QUOTE]

gooooooooood

Gratz.

the 1 time i need 2 print something theres no ink

My printer's fucked so I have to print everything at school, which can be a real pain in the ass.

real life problems

need to g2 staples PAIN IN THE ASS

nah man
the DMV is a pain in the azz

guys, help me come up with date ideas? i havent done this in a while

sex in the back of your car

Dinner -> movies -> booze -> roadhead

so

dinner at a new pizza place -> the social network -> drive somewhere -> drink -> etc

looks good on paper

pick her up -> drive her to your house -> put bag over her head -> beat her with a bag of wet soap -> rape

she's super cute why would i need the bag

get that box out

[QUOTE=masscows;18244860]she's super cute why would i need the bag[/QUOTE]
duct tape?

pick her up -> be yourself

step 1: pick her up
step 2: anal

anal -> pick her up -> drop her off -> movie -> rape yourself -> get out of the car

hahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH
...[quote]anal -> pick her up -> drop her off -> movie -> rape yourself -> get out of the car[/quote]now you're just being silly

dinner -> movie -> talk about your feelings -> drop her off -> beat off while you imagine fucking her for the first time

what will actually happen

pretty amazing analysis but i doubt he'll talk about his feelings tbh

Last date I went on I took her to dinner, then we walked to a bar, had a few drinks, then some other stuff happened. Keep it simple, Nathan.

But remember: you have to pay for everything.

Only initially. I paid for dinner and drinks, but she paid for dinner last week. Offer if it's your first date though.

pick her up -> dinner -> movies -> get blindfolded and gagged -> she abducts you -> you get raped