lol sometimes I have to look at a genre which I love and simply laugh my *** off.

Take a look at this video by Trollkotze (a parody band, nothing serious at all) and tell me this isn't one of the funniest things you've ever heard. It takes everything cheesy about black metal and makes it into something even a fan of the genre will laugh at.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfgHWtafAMc[/url]

In the Nightside Eclipse was a cool album, but they went downhill after that. Athems to the Welkin at Dusk is pretty solid. Ihsahn's solo project sucks hard.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15982928]I want a pair of black metal jeans that will rip when I'm on stage, exposing my freeballing package to the entire audience.

(Underwear is for Jewish posers.)[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha.

Ricemonster, your avatar rules.

Thus Spake the Nightspirit is Emperor's best song.

Any takers?

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15983063]Thus Spake the Nightspirit is Emperor's best song.

Any takers?[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry, but I have to go with [I]I Am the Black Wizards[/I], for the title alone.

Hahahaha.

[QUOTE=Tyr;15983077]I'm sorry, but I have to go with [I]I Am the Black Wizards[/I], for the title alone.[/QUOTE]

lol, anthony.

[QUOTE=Tyr;15983077]I'm sorry, but I have to go with [I]I Am the Black Wizards[/I], for the title alone.[/QUOTE]

Best Emperor title definitely goes to [I]I am the Black Wizards[/I] :lol:

[QUOTE=Txus;15983080]lol, anthony.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, you just reminded me that Anthony used to have that as his user name.

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15981363]I really love Dictius te Nicare. The vocals are unbelievable.[/QUOTE]
definitely.
[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15981359]So ... like ... industrial BM?

Sounds pretty cool.[/QUOTE]
not at all, I wouldn't consider Silencer or Bethlehem industrial. Industrial BM would be like Dodheimsgard. But anyway I guess its technically "Dark Metal" but it's basically black metal with suicidal themes. What Silencer tries to do but fails miserably at.

Dark metal?

What the f[I]u[/I]ck is dark metal? Is it like goth sh[I]i[/I]t? If so, then it's f[I]u[/I]cking gay.

its a fake name for pseudo black metal goth niggotry

its shitty black metal mixed with queer doom and faggy goth ****

Sounds gay. I'll pass.

Btehelehem ****ing sucks

lol

Never heard'em.

theyre pretty gay

but they have those high pitched I WISH I WAS VARG vocals

[QUOTE=DERSIEGDERKRIEGDERKAMPF;15983977]Btehelehem ****ing sucks[/QUOTE]
tell me something that doesn't suck. are you a dargon clone?

Dargon clone? **** off ****** im Totenkrieg

Hahaha, I just looked them up on MA...they got a guy in a wheelchair. Dur.

dargons into some pretty different stuff from totenkrieg

edit: gtfo wheelchair pu[font=verdana]s[/font]sies

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;15984004]Hahaha, I just looked them up on MA...they got a guy in a wheelchair. Dur.[/QUOTE]
yeah i know :lol: i was pretty cautious to check them out based on that.

But then again so does Mutiilation.
[QUOTE=Charizard;15984009]dargons into some pretty different stuff from totenkrieg[/QUOTE]
yeah, but the persona/attitude is the same

Goatpenis is awesome. I've been listening to them a lot lately. And Anal Vomit. Good ****.

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;15984015]yeah, but the persona/attitude is the same[/QUOTE]
internet

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;15984015]
yeah, but the persona/attitude is the same[/QUOTE]

Telling the personalities of thirteen-year old boys apart is hard

[QUOTE=Charizard;15984032]internet[/QUOTE]

You say that all the time, but you get so pissed when we mess with you in the hardcore forum.

:lol: no i dont

Anyone heard the new Artefact?

[url]http://www.myspace.com/artefactmetal[/url]

It sounds really good if those two songs are any indication of the rest of the album.