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RouteOne 11-24-2011 10:44 PM

I can't believe I just typed that

botb 11-24-2011 10:45 PM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18719884]Out of the darkness behind him came a hand that rested softly upon his shoulder.


"Looks like you might need some help with that..."


Brent could recognize Axl Peck's passionate voice anywhere, and tonight, it sent shivers down his spine. Romivng his numerous facial piercings, Axl got down on his knees.

"I'm gonna make you cum to death"[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHA oh my god.

shortz 11-24-2011 10:46 PM

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18719883]hey shorts what are you doing tonight[/QUOTE]

Going to grab a drink and drink the night away.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18719884]Out of the darkness behind him came a hand that rested softly upon his shoulder.


"Looks like you might need some help with that..."


Brent could recognize Axl Peck's passionate voice anywhere, and tonight, it sent shivers down his spine. Romivng his numerous facial piercings, Axl got down on his knees.

"I'm gonna make you cum to death"[/QUOTE]

:lol::lol::lol: Okay Ron, you're in too.

(*The Noonward Race*) 11-24-2011 10:47 PM

[quote]Going to grab a drink and drink the night away.[/quote]alone?

maybe me too

RouteOne 11-24-2011 10:47 PM

I just frightened myself with that one, I don't want any part of this lol

MalleusMaleficarum 11-24-2011 10:47 PM

lmao

Bitchfork 11-24-2011 10:48 PM

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18719880][i]And that night, in the pale yellow light of the moon, Austin's mustache grew in... All the way in.[/i][/QUOTE]

I look really unattractive with facial hair because it flies in super straight without any sort of texture

botb 11-24-2011 10:49 PM

that's cuz ur like 14

shortz 11-24-2011 10:49 PM

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18719891]alone?

maybe me too[/QUOTE]

Yep. No one else to drink with.

(That just makes me sound so sad)

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18719892]I just frightened myself with that one, I don't want any part of this lol[/QUOTE]

Haha too bad Ron [I]there's no turning back now[/I]

adb 11-24-2011 10:50 PM

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jC5JJ.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jC5JJ.jpg[/IMG]

>implying I'm not the best writer on mx

Bitchfork 11-24-2011 10:51 PM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18719884]Out of the darkness behind him came a hand that rested softly upon his shoulder.


"Looks like you might need some help with that..."


Brent could recognize Axl Peck's passionate voice anywhere, and tonight, it sent shivers down his spine. Romivng his numerous facial piercings, Axl got down on his knees.

"I'm gonna make you cum to death"[/QUOTE]

[i]Meanwhile, you could see Mappy on the other side of the shrubbery, shedding one lone tear at the sight of Brent having eyes for another, as what he'd taken advantage of was now being taken advantage of.[/i]

botb 11-24-2011 10:52 PM

tell me the story about the makashic invasion and how irrelevant it was again plz uncle brent

Bitchfork 11-24-2011 10:52 PM

my birthday's bout to come to an end. so sad
and only one of you wished me a happy one.

thanks haz.

botb 11-24-2011 10:53 PM

b4k how was i supposed to know it was your birthday. happy 14th birthday b4k

Bitchfork 11-24-2011 10:53 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18719899][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jC5JJ.jpg[/IMG]

>implying I'm not the best writer on mx[/QUOTE]

a real faggot would wish for nine-inches all around.

shortz 11-24-2011 10:54 PM

I didn't know it was your birthday Austin.

[I]I'm not a mind reader you know[/I]

Happy end of the day that is your birth. How old are you now? 15?

adb 11-24-2011 10:55 PM

oops posted that twice
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EcHkV.jpg[/IMG]

Bitchfork 11-24-2011 10:55 PM

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18719903]b4k how was i supposed to know it was your birthday. happy 14th birthday b4k[/QUOTE]

[I]15th[/I]**********

witchxrapist 11-24-2011 10:56 PM

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18719902]my birthday's bout to come to an end. so sad
and only one of you wished me a happy one.

thanks haz.[/QUOTE]

your birthday is the day after mine, cool dude

happy bday

Haz 11-24-2011 10:56 PM

Austin is a big boy now

Bitchfork 11-24-2011 10:57 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18719907]I didn't know it was your birthday Austin.

[I]I'm not a mind reader you know[/I]

Happy end of the day that is your birth. How old are you now? 15?[/QUOTE]

yesmadam

you guys should all know i mentioned it in the most popular industrial thread

shortz 11-24-2011 10:58 PM

lol 15, so damn young. I don't even remember myself at that age.

And haha, you're sweet, no need to call me madam. Makes me feel old enough as it is

How was your birthday Mappz?

Bitchfork 11-24-2011 10:59 PM

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18719911]your birthday is the day after mine, cool dude

happy bday[/QUOTE]

it's great having your bday on thanksgiving except the fact that few friends experience it with you so you eat too much pecan pie and get heavy-assed in the "morn"

RouteOne 11-24-2011 10:59 PM

I wish to be called Madame Flickleswitch

Bitchfork 11-24-2011 11:02 PM

[QUOTE=Haz;18719913]Austin is a big boy now[/QUOTE]

still jail bait though. regardless of the fact i met a 22 year old who didn't care much.

Haz 11-24-2011 11:03 PM

is it common to meet older gay dudes that want to fuck you

if so do you exclusively seek them

witchxrapist 11-24-2011 11:04 PM

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18719916]it's great having your bday on thanksgiving except the fact that few friends experience it with you so you eat too much pecan pie and get heavy-assed in the "morn"[/QUOTE]

hahaha, right? it gets out of hand in my house when my birthday is on thanksgiving, everyone brings so much more food than normal


[QUOTE=shortz;18719915]How was your birthday Mappz?[/QUOTE]
it was pretty sweet, my one friend got me a bottle of mad dog, another friend got me a 24 oz bottle of delerium tremens, my sister got me three goblets of this dutch beer... i think it was called goudon something something, and my friends just kept getting me drinks. then me and my best friend went on a burn run with our mexican friend, and then back to the bar.

so basically, tornado of alcohol.

shortz 11-24-2011 11:05 PM

^ and yet, you're still alive. Kudos Mappy, kudos.

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18719919]still jail bait though. regardless of the fact i met a 22 year old who didn't care much.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha that sounds about right.

I had a friend who met older guys all the time, I was like wtf how and why are all these old guys hitting on you and can you hook me up with any one of them who have straight friends.

RouteOne 11-24-2011 11:08 PM

almost every gay kid I know is paling around with older dudes

Bitchfork 11-24-2011 11:11 PM

No this guy was fucked up. Seriously mentally ill, which is ironic because he works with dementia patients at one of those Visiting Angels type places. I would have gotten with him too had I not discovered that he was so mentally ill and that he molested the then-boyfriend of one of my friends who I'd lost touch with.

Right now though he's talking with this guy I know from rym who lives near me and where he works, so he's texting him getting him to say dumb shit and fucking with his head because the guy's so willing to get laid by this rym-er but the rym-er thinks it's so funny.

He's gotten him to say things like "ngl you're deffo a cutie" (as if deffo isn't a chastity belt) and "sucking is basically my favorite thing to do." best thing ever.


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