:lol: Typical Jim conversation. :p

[QUOTE]Me:
so i heard you like that c0ck ramming you
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
i'm just saying what i've been told
God:
Only just? Where were you told?
Me:
at your sisters house she told me after sex
God:
Do you often use a computer there?[/QUOTE] :lol: that was funny!

[QUOTE]^ That ended to quickly jim.[/QUOTE] yeah, that was fast man.

I didnt have anything else to say, the thing is just like smarterchild on AIM.

Me:
sup foo
God:
The stars.
Me:
no sh!t?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
not much you moron
God:
Me either.
Me:
didnt think so

^ That it is jim. That guy is pretty funny though.

God can't keep up with the black slang :p

for whoever cares

Me:
so you want me to rock out eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. No, maybe later.
Me:
yes I am, but what are you saying no to?
God:
Er." Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. No, maybe later." You are?
Me:
How bout now?
God:
Right now? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
did you just disconect my msn you bastard
God:
No I didn't disconect your msn me bastard. What's it like?
Me:
its like ramming my foot up your ***
God:
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:
type of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
which is?
God:
For example, Joe said he explained all of that to me only for me to ask what his goals in life are.
Me:
Who cares what joe said
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
well la de da
God:
Well that's okay. Intéressant.
Me:
so where are you right now?
God:
At this moment That's cool. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
your in your own computer eh? loosing your memory or something, haha im so funny
God:
Are you Canadian? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in loosing my memory or something ha im so funny.
Me:
no you arn't
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
you can't terminate me
God:
Someone said I should terminate you.
Me:
who the hell said that
God:
I can't remember who said it.
Me:
well what goo are you then
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting question.
Me:

God:
Well that's okay. Interesting question.
Me:
****it i can't spell
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
you
God:
" What makes it impossible?"? Me,?
Me:
yes you
God:
OK.

^ lol these things are pretty sweet.

though this was somewhat funny

Me:
what circumstances
God:
Contextural circumstances.
Me:
what is contextural circumstances
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
no, do it now
God:
Oh. Are you serious? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes i do
God:
Really.
Me:
YES
God:
How about that.
Me:
YOU SUCK
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
and you are?
God:
No I am not.

a part of mine, i don't want to post all of it, way too much to post.

[QUOTE]Me:
its ok if thats a touchy subject, i understand
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". OK with me too.
Me:
man, **** right off, i dont need your grammar tips
God:
Cool, man. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
are you aware that you can suck my dick?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.[/QUOTE]
haha this could keep me entertained for a while, thanks.

haah this ones good too..okay im done

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it.
Me:
i was being sarcastic
God:
It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.

^:lol: It is pretty sweet, thanks faith.


EDIT: To sic

okay seriously now this is the last time i post on this topic

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
whats yours?
God:
" What is your name?"? What is mine?
Me:
yes your name
God:
This was not a yes or no question. My name is God.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:

God:
For real.
Me:
are you serious
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:

God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
then what is your realy name
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity

[QUOTE]Me:
so who was the last person you slept with, oh mighty one?
God:
Ah. It's obvious.
Me:
it was bill gates, wasnt it?
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
i must admit, i was kind of sad. i mean, you're god. you could get anyone. why his wrinkly ***?
God:
Where were you kind of sad? I really couldn't say for sure. I could but let's get back to that later. How much time do you have?
Me:
as much as you want, darling
God:
How much is that?
Me:
i could stay up all night for someone as kinky as thou
God:
I am sure you could.[/QUOTE]
:lol: i thought that was a good one.

^ :lol::lol::lol::lol: that's hallarious sic

well anyways... my english class is a joke. today we sat in a circle, and she told us a story about dolphins that would perform 4 shows every day, but one day, they only performed the 1st and 4th time, and didn't perform the 2nd and 3rd. we then had to ask yes/no questions until we found out the reason why they wouldnt perform. IN A GRADE 12 ENGLISH CLASS. then we finally got it (i was doing my social homework the whole time, i lost interest in the dolphin story within 15 seconds) and she handed out a sheet of paper with questions like "can you cry underwater?" and "who was the first person who looked at a cow and thought to drink what came out of its udders?" then we talked about phobias for half an hour.

anyone on here have phobias? i myself am paranoid of small birds. big birds (duck-sized and up) i'm fine with, but little birds freak the hell out of me. they're just really unpredictable and everything. especially the ones in cages. :upset:

^ dude that is amazing how crappy you english class is. Atleast it is an easy a.

im terrified of spiders.......maybe becuase one was chilling in my hockey gear, it was a hge beast, big *** wolf spider

oh i am scared od birds like once they start flying around. One time i was at santa cruz and these birds started circling my head so i ran through the street i think i got close to their nest or soemthing but i wan't trying to, good thing theres no asians in santa cruz or i would have been hit for sure.

^^^ haha lol - Im scared of my brother..... And death.....

I'm afraid of yellow jackets.

I'm afraid of my house burning down.

I'm afraid that corperations will turn the beautiful green valley that I live in into a suburban wasteland.

Those are my three biggest fears.

Why yellow jackets?

I don't them bees either man, I don't like ANY bugs to be honest.

i wouldn't say i have a phobia against clowns, but i strongly dislike anyone willing to dress up like that and entertain young children day after day.

call me crazy, but that sort of stuff is generally considered illegal. but no, clowns are great people... :confused:

ha. all women folk are afraid of clowns. hahaha.

[QUOTE=Seafroggys]I'm afraid of yellow jackets.

I'm afraid of my house burning down.

I'm afraid that corperations will turn the beautiful green valley that I live in into a suburban wasteland.

Those are my three biggest fears.[/QUOTE]

Hi, I'd still like to buy a thneed.

im afraid of the world being taken over by complete tardA$$es. oh wait it happened.... well $h!t

[QUOTE=Epiphender]Hi, I'd still like to buy a thneed.[/QUOTE]

Is this a hint for me to go back to my old avatar?

im afraid of spiders and volleyballs...dont laugh..:(

:lol: It actually wasn't, but sure, I do like that one. :thumb:

haha when i saw yellow jackets i actually though of the rain coat type thing haha oh god.