mitch sometimes i feel like you nick and i are meant to be best friends irl

can we jhug and eat some hot za

fuckgin dubmass bugs carwLINg all over my desk get THEFcuk out tAhere

eww bugs r sooo gross

no bugz omce aroun this hsit...they no the deal i got ihs ashit on lokcwodwn

i got beat up by a spider once

i swear the bugs are getting bigger by the day its like some nuclear fallouty shit

bugs are gettin bigger cuz they fuck more nowadays

fuken bugs wlkan around w/ there pans have way down there ass....get a Beltw ya fuken bumblebutt

i kill a moderately big type of spider almost every night in my room

i am so scared of spiders

wuss

there are some nasty spiders in the depths of my basement

r u kdidn me there fuckn small u can crush em with yrorue footi

i h8 when theose fuken spiders sneak in2 the showr n shit and u dont notice em til l8r and ur like.... aw shit.... ti just saw me naked......

[QUOTE=xharles;18573584]mitch sometimes i feel like you nick and i are meant to be best friends irl[/QUOTE]

we would be best buds for life tbh

fuk spidews u_u

sometimes ill se a sprider bitch while im takin a shit and ill turn around quaickly and give em a last bit of poop right in his stupid fuckn spider bthic face haha showed em good

im so blazed that youre funny right now

i like putting bugs in the toilet and peeing on them

there's a dead spider in my stove under the grill thing, or there was, cuz it caught on fire when i was making eggs this morning

[QUOTE=illmitch;18573603]i like putting bugs in the toilet and peeing on them[/QUOTE]

best feeling in the world besides anal

i like puting you rmom in the toilet and peing on them

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WhhUg.jpg[/IMG]

does that make me a monster

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18573605]best feeling in the world besides anal[/QUOTE]

anal isn't that great tbh

goddammit brent, find a girl with a tight anal and it will feel amazing

yes

a girl, right justin :naughty:?

ofc a fuckin girl wut else?

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18573610]goddammit brent, find a girl with a [B]tight [/B]anal and it will feel amazing[/QUOTE]

it was

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18573617]ofc a fuckin girl wut else?[/QUOTE]

I was making a joke saying you fucked a guy in the butt in jail

I didn't make the joke clear enough though

Just came from a little quick mart and the Indian dude at the register had some of the most offensive B.O. I have ever come in contact with.