probably should pick a funny pictures to begin with anyway

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17935323]two counts of simple burglary ?

felony charge ???

4 days sleeping on the ground in a holding cell with 30 crackheads ??????[/QUOTE]


I feel like there's a cool story behind this.

[QUOTE=ATM;17935332]Look what we found in my attic:

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Guys....

they dead?

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17935323]two counts of simple burglary ?

felony charge ???

4 days sleeping on the ground in a holding cell with 30 crackheads ??????[/QUOTE]

you went to jail?

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[QUOTE]I feel like there's a cool story behind this.[/QUOTE]me and my boy were at a friend's house drinking, i'd only had a couple beers but he was rocked off of like five xanax bars, suggested that we take a walk around the block going in people's cars

walked down a couple blocks and then a police officer turned around a corner and had us put our hands on the hood, said some one complained about two kids breaking into a vehicle

i hadn't found anything so i got searched and just had my cell phone, but my stupid *** friend pulls out a bunch of car air fresheners , car phone chargers, car lights

"Do you have a car?"
"No sir"
"Then why do you have all this car merchandise?"
"Uhh...idk"

jail

damn that sucks dude. jail is pretty shitty. did u get bailed out?

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17935357]they dead?[/QUOTE]

Nah, just little babies. The animal control guy came and got the mom out yesterday but we didn't know that she had four littles ones in there. We tried to reunite them with their mom but she didn't come back :-(

hopefully you'll have a huge fine. I wish your hands would be cut off but I doubt that'll happen.

[QUOTE=ATM;17935332]Look what we found in my attic:

[img]http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs015.snc3/12304_10150176379510215_557880214_12226425_6767676_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

haha so you had a raccoon family instead of one raccoon living in your attic.

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;17935370]damn that sucks dude. jail is pretty poopty. did u get bailed out?[/QUOTE]

$20,000 bond :eek:

I got out a couple hours ago for $60 tho since I had been there since Friday night and my dad signed some sort of deal that if I don't show up for my court date he gets sued for the whole 20g's and contempt of court

well at least ur out of jail :p

geez **** went down

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17935380]$20,000 bond :eek:

I got out a couple hours ago for $60 tho since I had been there since Friday night and my dad signed some sort of deal that if I don't show up for my court date he gets sued for the whole 20g's and contempt of court[/QUOTE]

the deal your dad signed is how bail works.

[QUOTE=gmoneyguy;17935379]haha so you had a raccoon family instead of one raccoon living in your attic.[/QUOTE]

aren't those ferrets?

coons are bad enough living next door whod want them in ur attic

nah ferrets are much skinnier and longer, but there are bandit ferrets that look like raccoons.

[IMG]http://www.dookieshouse.org/photos/bandit0503100001300.jpg[/IMG]

bandit ferret^

you guys should have been there when the black guy who was in for carrying a crackpipe, battery on a police officer and coming into the facility with two rocks in his *** hole asked me to spit a free style

i mumbled some gibberish off the top of my head and ended it with
[I]And when I get out I'mma smoke a blunt of that purple sh[size=2]it[/size]
And find me a hoe that'll twerk this dick[/I]

crowd went wild and they called me young Eminem for the next day or so

Jaundice turning into the new anthony

Jaundice livin' da thuglyfe.

In other news, I got so bored tonight that I just spent about two hours terrorizing Alliance villages in WoW. I need more hobbies or something.

alex: the white Big L

:lol:

did you rap about feminists who have eating disorders, or about chicks that cut themselves

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17935411]alex: the white Big L[/QUOTE]

:lol:

lol young eminem

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17935416]did you rap about feminists who have eating disorders, or about chicks that cut themselves[/QUOTE]

i was feeling too awkward and on the spot to go all out i just threw out a few by-the-numbers gangsta rap lines


but whenever they brought in prostitutes and patted them down outside our cell me and all the crackheads rushed to the windows and got excited it was like being at home

plenty interesting characters, met some 70's punk looking heroin addict that said he needs to shoot up three grams of heroin to get high and inked the teardrops on Lil Wayne's face

it was only a matter of time until Alex ended up in jail :lol:

lol what'd he do?

wore a cookie monster hat and called a cop a chum

got beat down in a matter of seconds

the bobbies took a whack at me ol noggin, mate

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jail sucks so bad haha

yeah jail

there was that small part of me in the back of my mind that found the entire ordeal amusing but if had had to sleep one more night in there i would have gone bat ****

drunken stupidity will resume but i don't think i'll be breaking into cars or stealing coricidin or anything like that for a long time; there's no part of me that wants to go through that boring **** again

almost went once, but i found a ride before they shipped me off.

rookies

i think the city of new orleans might have a bit of a police brutality problem lol

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its my understanding he's actually based in the area Iwas proccessed in