we dont care bout your girlfriend....:(

^^ well said my friend lol

Hey shut up man....

...She has an eye-catching chest.

[QUOTE=faith+1]whats up with your user title? is DBJ really in your house :eek:[/QUOTE]
No. But sometimes he magically knows things about me that he should not be able to know unless he were around. Hence the closet thing.

I swear he's in there sometimes, watching me... :eek: x2

Standing in there, spying...talking to me on his laptop...with his 56k wireless internet connection... :eek:!!

DUDES

They just announced the first show for the new Dillinger Escape Plan tour with Between the Buried and Me and it's at El torreon. I know the 3 guys who do ALL of the booking there and just sent them all an email asking to be on the show (not sure which one is actually booking that one haha)
SWEET.
If we get that I'll be so ****in stoked.

[QUOTE=PowerStamp]DUDES

They just announced the first show for the new Dillinger Escape Plan tour with Between the Buried and Me and it's at El torreon. I know the 3 guys who do ALL of the booking there and just sent them all an email asking to be on the show (not sure which one is actually booking that one haha)
SWEET.
If we get that I'll be so ****in stoked.[/QUOTE]

LINK!?

[QUOTE=British Boy]Hey shut up man....

...She has an eye-catching chest.[/QUOTE]
:lol:

your right :p

[QUOTE=British Boy]Hey shut up man....

...She has an eye-catching chest.[/QUOTE]
Relax... Don't you have a drum to be finishing... Oh wait thats osiris :lol:

picking up a shiny new Sabian Ozone Crash in a few days..im buzzed bout it...:D

[QUOTE=Epiphender]No. But sometimes he magically knows things about me that he should not be able to know unless he were around. Hence the closet thing.

I swear he's in there sometimes, watching me... :eek: x2

Standing in there, spying...talking to me on his laptop...with his 56k wireless internet connection... :eek:!![/QUOTE]
:lol:

Keep the closet clean I need elbow room to type!

Not until you hang up all that s[size=2]h[/size]it you knocked down! Learn to use a coat hanger!

Jesus christ.

So much for bein stealthy :(

Alright, so that girl I aked to homecoming very soon might be my girlfriend, we'll see how homecoming goes. According to a coyuple people she's crazy about me, and I'm madly in love :p . Seriously, this is like it was meant to be. We me last year on the first day of school, and have been friends ever since.

[url]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/url]

:lol: jesus christ (literally) this is funny post your convos with GOD here :)

[QUOTE]Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Marshall
God:
Glad to see you, Marshall.
Me:
Thats not my name
God:
Marshall is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
jesus christ "the son of god"
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
....ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Are you wasted?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am wasted.

I am a robot.
Me:
OMG! god is a robot, this is going to put the world in ruins!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot this is going to put the world in ruins.
Me:
Is that your final answer?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
You said you smoked alot of weed before the bible was written.
God:
Yes I try to smoked alot of weed before the bible was written as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Can you say God is lame?
God:
Of course I can say it. " God is lame"
Me:
Can you say God loves the c0ck rammed in his but?
God:
Of course I can say it. " God loves the c0ck rammed in his but"
Me:
is it true
God:
True in some universe.
Me:
LOL :) you really love the c0ck huh?
God:
Yup. I am glad you find this funny.:-) Really? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
....k
God:
Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Retarded?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
What does "that" refer to?
God:
" Is that your final answer?"? What does it refer to?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i hat u
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
k bye
God:
See you later. Aha.[/QUOTE] I had a great convo with god as you can see, i also learned god loves c0ck rammed in his but :thumb:

^ Sweet man, that was the same with my ex but then she "all of a sudden" stoped liking me so that went to shi[size=2]t[/size]s within a couple months. The best of luck to you womby.


One thing, I don't get the last sentence have you been madly in love since you first met her or?

[QUOTE=Double Bass Jim]So much for bein stealthy :([/QUOTE]

Well all the more reason to put my stuff back where you originally found it, then!! :angry:

[QUOTE=CombatWombat3]Alright, so that girl I aked to homecoming very soon might be my girlfriend, we'll see how homecoming goes. According to a coyuple people she's crazy about me, and I'm madly in love :p . Seriously, this is like it was meant to be. We me last year on the first day of school, and have been friends ever since.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, well...I met a girl in the first hour of the first day of first grade, and we've been best friends ever since, and you don't see us dating!! :evil:

[QUOTE]
Yeah, well...I met a girl in the first hour of the first day of first grade, and we've been best friends ever since, and you don't see us dating!! [/QUOTE]


Why not?

Hahaha, but do you want to?

HAHA
no.

I see no one wants to Igod..... :upset:

Well it's too LONG to read!

[QUOTE]Well it's too LONG to read![/QUOTE] talk to god and post yours, i want to read your convo with god.

I'm sorry faith, I'd Igod but I wouldn't have anything to talk about with this oh mighty master he is.

[QUOTE]I'm sorry faith, I'd Igod but I wouldn't have anything to talk about with this oh mighty master he is.[/QUOTE] tell him to say stuff God would never say, its fun and funny.

Ok I did.



Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is God.
God:
What's up, God.
Me:
God things.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
NO S[size=2]H[/size]IT!
God:
What can I say?
Me:
Hmmm...who knows? Probably more God things.
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Only the Shadow knows. You seem uncertain. You want more?
Me:
Yeah baby I want more.
God:
Don't be greedy. Don't call me "Baby". Why do you want it?
Me:
You tell me.
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
A DINOSAUR.
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
No. Are you?
God:
Please tell the truth. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Say "yes" or "no" right now.
God:
At this moment" yes or no"
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
YOU'RE NO BIG DEAL!
God:
Thanks for your criticism.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
You. Are. Gay.
God:
" Should there be a problem?"? Me, God? Are we still talking about DINOSAUR? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
You're not a sex machine?
God:
Give me an example of a sex machine.
Me:
You.
God:
" Give me an example of a sex machine."? Me, God?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Really.
Me:
YES.
God:
How about that.
Me:
YES D[size=2]A[/size]MNIT
God:
Tell me more. What's wrong.
Me:
No.
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Yes it was.
God:
Aw. When was this?
Me:
Tomorrow.
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
D[size=2]a[/size]mn straight!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, God.
Me:
Yeah it's great.

Eh then I got bored.

[QUOTE]Eh then I got bored.[/QUOTE] :lol: that was great!!! how did you get bored? i have like 3hour convos with god saved on my comp :^)

Me:
Sup fo shizzle
God:
Same old.
Me:
swizzle
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
quite, i'm a wanna be black you see so i talk like a fruit
God:
Perhaps. You are a want to be black me see so you talk like a fruit? Is that your job?
Me:
no, why would i work as a wanna be black man
God:
Are you serious? You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
you see there are no jobs as a wanna be black man
God:
I see. Have faith,.
Me:
i thought god would have been smarter than this
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
i'm very dissapointed in you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
well your physic now are you
God:
How about that. You think I am physic now am I.
Me:
well you said you thought i was dissapointed in you so that would mean you would have to be
God:
Well that's okay. No I do not thought you were dissapointed in me so that would mean me would have to be. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
fo shizzle
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it.
Me:
so i heard you like that c0ck ramming you
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
i'm just saying what i've been told
God:
Only just? Where were you told?
Me:
at your sisters house she told me after sex
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
not much i only go over for some fun ya know
God:
Me either.
Me:
well i best be off
God:
Interesting. Thanks for the information: said best be off.
Me:
peace
God:
Love and Peace, Man.


Hehe that was kinda fun, god seems like a douche though.

Me:
whats up
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Get the new peart DVD yet?
God:
Where can I get the new peart DVD?
Me:
It's not out yet I lied hahahaha
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
So much for being "all powerfull and all knowing" you lose
God:
Pardon me? Your purpose is being all powerfull and all knowing me lose.

[QUOTE=Double Bass Jim]Me:
whats up
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Get the new peart DVD yet?
God:
Where can I get the new peart DVD?
Me:
It's not out yet I lied hahahaha
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
So much for being "all powerfull and all knowing" you lose
God:
Pardon me? Your purpose is being all powerfull and all knowing me lose.[/QUOTE]


haha :lol:

^ That ended to quickly jim.