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not hard for you lol
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hahaha
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lol srsly
i dominated a beer pong comp while i was camping though so HA |
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bout to watch before the devil knows you're dead. name is ****ing awesome. |
my roommate just made one of the funniest jokes ive heard in a while
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what was it
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okay heres the situation
his girlfriend was getting a blanket from the bedroom, and she asked our other roommate if he wanted one my roommate said "no, aj hates blankets" he said "what? i don't hate blankets" and then my roommate said "i know, i just like making blanket statements" i was laughing out loud for about a minute straight |
frat humor
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so bad
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you have no idea how much i love bad puns
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did you hear the one about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas
hes a seasoned veteran |
has anyone ever noticed how babies covered in chocolate cake is the hottest thing ever
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i made a pretty hilariously bad pun the other night. dude was about to pass out on this bed, and people were planning to tie him to the bed with rope (awesome idea right). so before i left i went in and was like 'hey man you wanna chill tomorrow?' and he was all stupid drunk and said 'yeah man for sure'. then i gave him the wry smile and said 'sure youre not going to be, [I]tied up?[/I]'. he was just like naw man hit me up i aint got anything planned.
thought that **** was hilarious |
hahahaha thats awesome
anyway im gonna go watch the fountain with my roommates |
stole a nintendo DS game from some little kids and trashed their house
bout to sell it on ebay for like ten bucks |
livin the dream
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aww man the coolness of the puns is overwhelming
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why'd you trash their house
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story has been told before, me and friends were coming down off ecstasy at some house where my friend's gf was babysitting kids
we were there for like five hours waiting for them to **** so we could leave , so we took some nintendo games and DVDs |
all right none of that was really coherent but ok
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the fountain is probably my favorite movie ever
made perfect sense to me jaundice |
yeah the fountain is really good
beautiful soundtrack too |
lol
i remember talking to kage about how that movie was so horrible. kage gets film so your opinion sux edit: opinons* now, i guess |
i just got this movie called [I]Gangs of New York[/I] for $7 at Walmart
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the fountain is great
gangs of new york has daniel day lewis so its obviously great im not single anymore :D im pretty high THIS IS A VERY POSITIVE POST |
did you watch the twins game? watching the twins attempt to baserun was the most satisfying part of the whole game.
they were completely out of their league |
yay josh!
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whos the lucky trap
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same person
[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17565955]did you watch the twins game? watching the twins attempt to baserun was the most satisfying part of the whole game. they were completely out of their league[/QUOTE] haha no, i just got up. |
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kage gets film[/QUOTE] hilarious |
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