[QUOTE=TakeWarning]I masturbated this morning.

I'd rate it like 4/10, not one of my best these holidays.[/QUOTE]


It's just getting lame these days isn't it.

I just had this convo with my mother:

Me: I wanna get laid mom it's been a long time.

Mom: I'm sure you do. I believe you.

Me: Really.

Mom: That's what happens when you're 15.

:)

Wow, you're really comfortable talking to your mom about stuff, huh? I'm jealous. My mom is lame.

[quote=Skrunnch]It's just getting lame these days isn't it.

I just had this convo with my mother:

Me: I wanna get laid mom it's been a long time.

Mom: I'm sure you do. I believe you.

Me: Really.

Mom: That's what happens when you're 15.

:)[/quote]

She wants to jump your bone.

Haha!

[QUOTE=ViciousLove]Wow, you're really comfortable talking to your mom about stuff, huh? I'm jealous. My mom is lame.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's a really great thing. I'm not even sure why we can talk about stuff like that.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Yeah, it's a really great thing. I'm not even sure why we can talk about stuff like that.[/QUOTE]

Lucky lucky lucky.

I can talk my mum about alot of stuff, it's great, more freedom of speech around the house.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]She wants to jump your bone.[/QUOTE]

*vomits*

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]It's just getting lame these days isn't it.

I just had this convo with my mother:

Me: I wanna get laid mom it's been a long time.

Mom: I'm sure you do. I believe you.

Me: Really.

Mom: That's what happens when you're 15.

:)[/QUOTE]

Ha ha, how the **** can you say something like that to your mom?

I've said similar things to my mom, it's no big deal really.

Yeah, it really isn't.

I told my mom I smoke pot before, and she seems ok with it. I'm not sure how I'm gonna break it to her that I smoke crack sometimes...hahaha, that could be pretty interesting. I doubt I'll even tell her though.

Yeah I would not tell her that.

I've gotten caught smoking pot and my mom was angry.

Ah that sucks. I got caught before, but it was no big deal. They just told me not to be dumb about.

i got caught too once..

mom: "WHATS THAT SMELL, WHATS THAT SMELL!??1"

me: "I spilled some cologne over there on accident"

Mom: "NO, YOU'RE ON POT. ARE YOU ADDICTED TO MARIJUANA??? YOU NEED HELP"

me (laughing, blown out of my mind): "No mom, i just spilled some cologne. do we have any pop, i'm thirsty"

she walks into my bathroom and finds a paper towel roll with a bunch of drier sheets attached to one end.

mom: "what the hell is this???"

me: "i just felt like making that."

:lol:

[quote=RetiredAt21]*vomits*[/quote]

You wouldn't if you've ever seen his mom.

Ab jetzt werden alle meine Posten auf diesem Nachrichtausschuss auf Deutsch sein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I take Latin in Highschool.

[QUOTE=Ihatehate]I take Latin in Highschool.[/QUOTE]
i had it in middle school

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]You wouldn't if you've ever seen his mom.[/QUOTE]


:(.

joshua fit for battle needs to make more music. they are sooo good.

I'm pretty sure they're broken up.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]I'm pretty sure they're broken up.[/QUOTE]
yeah 1998 - 2003.

My mom's like not even talking to me right now.

Earlier today I was taking pics of my PE shirt for the DIY thread with my mom's digital camera. When I uploaded them, I forgot to put the memory stick back in the camera.My brother and his girlfriend were going to a dance and my mom was taking a million pictures, then they left and she realized the memory stick was gone. I don't feel that bad though, because it's pretty obvious on that camera when you're taking pics without a memory card, plus she never looks at the pictures she takes.

[QUOTE=Led-Zeppelin]My mom's like not even talking to me right now.

Earlier today I was taking pics of my PE shirt for the DIY thread with my mom's digital camera. When I uploaded them, I forgot to put the memory stick back in the camera.My brother and his girlfriend were going to a dance and my mom was taking a million pictures, then they left and she realized the memory stick was gone. I don't feel that bad though, because it's pretty obvious on that camera when you're taking pics without a memory card, plus she never looks at the pictures she takes.[/QUOTE]

I glanced over that, and i read it as "i accidently left my memory card in, and it had naked pictures of my brother and his girlfriend"

[QUOTE=D & V]I glanced over that, and i read it as "i accidently left my memory card in, and it had naked pictures of my brother and his girlfriend"[/QUOTE]
I glanced over that, and I read it as "i had naked pictures of my brother and his girlfriend." You sick pervert.

4 hours of no posting.

Punk forum has been ****ing dead lately.

The entire forum has been dead lately.

I think it's better than it has been so far this year.

Except certain idiots keep spamming and getting the good threads closed.

Punk forum's not dead!